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The Truth: I am a Professional Skier

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TRVP_ANGEL
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I don't know if you guys know this but, you do know I'm a pro skier right? I am a fucking Professional SKIER. Most of you guys are like "nuh uh! nuh uh!", "who sponsors you?, Youre not fully on Armada, I checked!". Well sure they throw me pro deals which is pretty nice, but let me be real with you. I am a, actually, i am the top tier fucking athlete on Billabong Apparel.
Billabong apparel is a business that sells, the highest quality, artistic, designer KITS ... for hundreds of dollars. Oh yeah, and it's pretty nice! The guy that runs Billabong apparel, he pays all of my living expenses and all of my food, all of my travel. And all he wants me to do is help kids be dope 👍 and change the culture 👍, so pretty good.

So looks like im fucking sponsored, just like that. Because skiing to me, that's my profession, that's my job. During the winter, I do it 7 days a week, religiously. You see me at Keystone, EVERY SINGLE DAY. I'm a pro rider. Y'all better start acting like it because y'all just a bunch of pussy ass amateurs begging for scraps.

**This thread was edited on Oct 6th 2019 at 11:47:33pm
Oct 6 2019 11:47PM
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albinoboy
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congrats broski, mad respects.
Oct 6 2019 11:49PM
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Titus69
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I'm sponsored by proteus
Oct 7 2019 1:44AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9102 - Karma: 65,233
Newschoolers intern and sponsored in one year! You should buy a lotto ticket!
Oct 7 2019 1:53AM
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CrackHead.
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well im sponsored by tostitos and im getting a bag with my face on it so
Oct 7 2019 8:38AM
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CalumSKI
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TRVP_ANGELI don't know if you guys know this but, you do know I'm a pro skier right? I am a fucking Professional SKIER. Most of you guys are like "nuh uh! nuh uh!", "who sponsors you?, Youre not fully on Armada, I checked!". Well sure they throw me pro deals which is pretty nice, but let me be real with you. I am a, actually, i am the top tier fucking athlete on Billabong Apparel.
Billabong apparel is a business that sells, the highest quality, artistic, designer KITS ... for hundreds of dollars. Oh yeah, and it's pretty nice! The guy that runs Billabong apparel, he pays all of my living expenses and all of my food, all of my travel. And all he wants me to do is help kids be dope 👍 and change the culture 👍, so pretty good.

So looks like im fucking sponsored, just like that. Because skiing to me, that's my profession, that's my job. During the winter, I do it 7 days a week, religiously. You see me at Keystone, EVERY SINGLE DAY. I'm a pro rider. Y'all better start acting like it because y'all just a bunch of pussy ass amateurs begging for scraps.

**This thread was edited on Oct 6th 2019 at 11:47:33pm


they sure as hell dont pay for all those cs keys that u buy no cap
Oct 7 2019 9:08AM
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Thegenericskier
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im sponsored by apple and samsung
Oct 7 2019 9:27AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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pro skier is just a glorified way of saying I make 30k per year
Oct 7 2019 9:56AM
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SamC123
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Thanks Chris fruitman
Oct 7 2019 10:01AM
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Ginger_Drew
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read this in his voice. thank you.
Oct 7 2019 10:07AM
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Sno-Void
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Fuck man. Wish I was still pro like you. but ever since I got dropped by boathouse things changed. I have no energy, low vitality, and my mom wont buy me a seasons pass anymore. My dreams were crushed as fast as they were created.
Oct 7 2019 10:30AM
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PeppermillReno
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Shut the fuck up Dogfart.
Oct 7 2019 12:02PM
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John18_6
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xank U trvp
Oct 7 2019 12:38PM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3082 - Karma: 21,760
Can you hook me up with a Billiabong shirt?
Oct 7 2019 12:46PM
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gravel
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bongripperpro skier is just a glorified way of saying I make 30k per year


well, yeah, but nothing to be ashamed of
Oct 7 2019 1:37PM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 20,000
Titus69I'm sponsored by proteus


i sponsor proteus
Oct 7 2019 2:32PM
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davetron78
Posts: 531 - Karma: 1,113
Being a professional in any sport is basically getting paid/endorsed/sponsored to play your favorite pastime/hobby in the name of athletics and capital gain. Sports industry is booming
Oct 7 2019 2:44PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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If you can make any money by skiing you're doing it right
bongripperpro skier is just a glorified way of saying I make 30k per year
Oct 7 2019 2:52PM
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bayoubaker
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@TRVP_ANGEL$
Congrants on making 30k a year, whoever sponsors your arrogant ass is just as fucking stupid as you are
Oct 7 2019 4:40PM
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SavageBiff
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Arrogant or not
congrats and enjoy getting paid to do what you love whether it’s 30k or 300, it’s dope cool for you
I’m gonna invent diapers with any bags and be my own ceo sponsor and pro jk
serious congrats that’s coo
Oct 7 2019 5:01PM
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iced
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ok so thats cool but can you send me stickers
Oct 7 2019 5:16PM
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iced
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almost forgot my adress
Via Cinquantenario, 6, 24044 Dalmine BG, Italy
Oct 7 2019 5:24PM
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SavageBiff
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icedalmost forgot my adress
Via Cinquantenario, 6, 24044 Dalmine BG, Italy

Your gonna get so many flaming bags of dogshit
Oct 7 2019 6:14PM
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VISHNU
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Eat fruit etc
Oct 7 2019 6:35PM
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Sno-Void
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VISHNUEat fruit etc


do NOT buy vishnu skis they are actually Volkl walls and they just repaint the topsheet and put black wax on the base

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**This post was edited on Oct 7th 2019 at 7:29:25pm
Oct 7 2019 7:27PM
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Lonely
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Switch pizza?
Oct 7 2019 8:06PM
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SavageBiff
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Cheese fries
Oct 7 2019 8:26PM
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OCoffey
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bongripperpro skier is just a glorified way of saying I make 30k per year

How is it possible to make 30k a year off skiing
Oct 7 2019 9:30PM
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YeetCannon
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My one sponsor, dildobong
Oct 7 2019 10:08PM
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erica
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How are you pro? I'm so much better than you.
Oct 7 2019 11:04PM
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davetron78
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Hey my mother's name is Erica, lol
ericaHow are you pro? I'm so much better than you.
Oct 8 2019 1:08AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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ericaHow are you pro? I'm so much better than you.


mother?
Oct 8 2019 2:45AM
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ahshit
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bayoubaker@TRVP_ANGEL$
Congrants on making 30k a year, whoever sponsors your arrogant ass is just as fucking stupid as you are


I also am lacking chromosomes
Oct 8 2019 1:00PM
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SavageBiff
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ericaHow are you pro? I'm so much better than you.

Op states they ski 7 days so they “ are seen repping “ a lot , I’d imagine op fits the marketing demographic of billabong and probably markets their self through social media etc it’s not all about skill
now if op was sponsored by pivot 18s and stockli I might ask your question
Oct 8 2019 1:06PM
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ahshit
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SavageBiffOp states they ski 7 days so they “ are seen repping “ a lot , I’d imagine op fits the marketing demographic of billabong and probably markets their self through social media etc it’s not all about skill
now if op was sponsored by pivot 18s and stockli I might ask your question


I am sponsr by onep
Oct 8 2019 1:26PM
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SavageBiff
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ahshitI am sponsr by onep

What’s that
Oct 8 2019 1:52PM
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LukasSchroeder
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I call lies!! I have reason to suspect you are from Canada but maybe i've been bamboozled
Oct 8 2019 2:08PM
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ahshit
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SavageBiffWhat’s that


onep make magnus ski but it my ski I ski better magnus follow me on insta
Oct 8 2019 2:17PM
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SavageBiff
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Oh on3p
really gtfoh
Oct 8 2019 4:44PM
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Blackouts
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Does anybody else here eat their own shit?
Oct 8 2019 4:53PM
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ChadThundercock
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bongripperpro skier is just a glorified way of saying I make 30k per year


amen
Oct 9 2019 8:29AM
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 24,680
BlackoutsDoes anybody else here eat their own shit?


breakfast lunch and dinner
Oct 9 2019 8:37AM
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crustyboot.420
Posts: 989 - Karma: 4,275
Bruh I'm sponsored by @getlostskiing let that sink in
Oct 9 2019 9:50AM
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clindblomskier
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SavageBiffOp states they ski 7 days so they “ are seen repping “ a lot , I’d imagine op fits the marketing demographic of billabong and probably markets their self through social media etc it’s not all about skill
now if op was sponsored by pivot 18s and stockli I might ask your question


Hello it is I professional skier, i Am sponsored by pivot 18s
Oct 9 2019 10:21AM
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DominatorJacques
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I am a pro skier. I am sponsored by myself!
Oct 9 2019 11:34AM
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