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Phrases that sound dirty but aren't
Pretty self explanatory, I'll start.
"Grandma, I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'!"
what's worse than ants in your pants? uncles.
My girlfriend used to smoke after sex, so we started using lube.
I was going to make a gay joke, but fuck, come on guys.
Karen please let me see my children
"I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm putting my bike in it"
are you a magnum condom, because id love to try you on once a year and realize it was never ment to be
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