I'm sure all of you are glad to smell my shit-eating grin on the skin of this very site. I smoked a ton of pot while i was gone, about 23.492459 ounces. yeah. shits great. I saved up my money too and bought a shotgun, I got the barrel in my mouth and my toe on the trigger as I type. KURT WOULD BE PROUD! I am also listening to Muchas Gracias Kyuss, so you best know I mean business bitches, THAT MOTHERFUCKER JOHN GARCIA WOULD BE PROUD! I am here to gun it down dude, i gotta do. I also got so much pussy this month. More than lemmy kilmister or rasputin would in a single sitting. Now I'm talking A LOT of pussy. I also fucked electric wizard's female guitarist too. STONER DOOM UP YOUR ASS and big metal titties.
Anyways, lick my big fat doo mods!!
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