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Ski resorts as women

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Sharkie14
Posts: 95 - Karma: 325
Breck is the bitch you hate but you’re still dtf

Loveland’s like that girl you only see when your both home from college for the weekend

A Basin is the girl you hook up with when the girl you want is in a relationship

Winter Park is the girl your mom loves

Telluride is a MILF that drives a Range and wears $4000 cowboy boots

Vail/Aspen are out of your league
Aug 2 2019 3:01PM
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Segsxi
Posts: 457 - Karma: 1,674
Mt Bachelor is that old conservative lady who reminds you that you are offensive to her and her home schooled racer grand children.
Aug 2 2019 3:23PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6029 - Karma: 68,220
Mama hood is that one hot milf that everyone hooks up with for a month in the year and then for the other 11 months people kinda chill out on her.
Aug 2 2019 3:40PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088
Every single EC mountain is that 7/10 that no one actually wants but when the bar is closing and you’re really drunk and there’s no other option, you shrug and say to yourself that it’s better than nothing and all that’s available.
Aug 2 2019 4:16PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 65,141
Brighton:
Awesome personality, a bit shorter, but a great attitude and will always smoke you out.
Aug 2 2019 4:23PM
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-eREKTion-
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 9,165
iFlipEvery single EC mountain is that 7/10 that no one actually wants but when the bar is closing and you’re really drunk and there’s no other option, you shrug and say to yourself that it’s better than nothing and all that’s available.


Agreed, east coast is a solid 7


Mammoth is that really chill down to earth girl who is secretly bougie as fuck and from Beverly Hills

**This post was edited on Aug 2nd 2019 at 4:28:46pm
Aug 2 2019 4:27PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36635 - Karma: 110,219
Alta and Snowbird: like the women there, theyve been hammered frequently by a lot of the local population
Aug 2 2019 4:39PM
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JoeF2661
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 6,290
Mt.Shasta: The pretty chubby girl who's doming all the homies.
Aug 2 2019 4:52PM
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CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,259
Wolf creek: Low key really hot but a lot of people look past her at first. Has a chill and fun attitude, the type you'd consider marrying.
Aug 2 2019 4:56PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 65,141
DeebieSkeebiesAlta and Snowbird: like the women there, theyve been hammered frequently by a lot of the local population



Aug 2 2019 5:00PM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 2990 - Karma: 12,906
Sharkie14Vail/Aspen are out of your league


Wrong, Vail at least is the hoe who half the dudes in your high school have smashed at some point
Aug 2 2019 6:38PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,174
Mt Ruapehue is the ice cold bitch.
Aug 2 2019 7:16PM
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davetron78
Posts: 531 - Karma: 1,113
Whistler, would be that milf thats hot but still not hot enough to bang sober
Aug 2 2019 7:28PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,972
Alpental's the moody shorty who doesn't have much up front but when you get in the backcountry she's so much fun to be with depending on the condition of her mood.
Aug 2 2019 8:00PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7492 - Karma: 50,771
Park City is the religious girl who only does anal
Aug 2 2019 8:19PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,977
steamboat is the small town girl who started getting attention after high school bc she got prettier but has deep seeded mental issues that cant be seen on the surface that will scare away potential suitors.




and she got the plug on powder
Aug 2 2019 11:02PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,464
The Midwest is like Michelle from American Pie. Not at all appealing by most people’s standards yet, sick as fuck.
Aug 3 2019 6:52AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,256
you know how i know you're not an east coaster?
Aug 3 2019 8:38AM
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iH8pow
Posts: 1726 - Karma: 7,201
Jackson Hole is the hot waitress who drunk rich out of town jerries try to impress with their wealth and tipping, but she’s only putting out to locals and only being flirty for your money
Aug 3 2019 8:46AM
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iH8pow
Posts: 1726 - Karma: 7,201
Thinking about this too much (at work).

-Vail and Deer Valley are gold diggers for sure. If you don’t have money, you’re wasting their time even just saying hi. Unless that is, if you’re there to offer cheap mexican labor
-Keystone is your ex or gf you don’t take too seriously. You wonder if there’s better out there, but you’re scared to leave your rut
-I’m gonna play off OP’s Breck (a bitch, but you’re still DTF). Breck is the girl that’s hit her peak. She’s the prom queen and talk of the school now, but only cuz she’s trending. She’ll have a tough time if she moves away and has to start all over and will live in the shadows of girls who really have their shit together
-Big Sky—the polar opposite of Breck. She’s the more shy, introverted girl that just moved to town that few people know but when she’s not at school she’s racing sportbikes and wrenching on cars
Aug 3 2019 9:24AM
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SnickleFriz
Posts: 328 - Karma: 900
I look at A Basin as more of a goomad than a plan B.

Butte is the trustfund chick turned hippie that you bang out in her cousin's spare room after an Iration show.

Snowshoe is the banjo from Deliverance.. just the banjo.
Aug 3 2019 9:30AM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 21,553
Lake Louise - sexy, upper class porn star. She has everything you have ever desired in any fantasy but when you have her she makes you as if it’s your first time.
Aug 4 2019 2:35AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,161
Big Sky is the town mattress. Big voluptuous terrain, open to anyone, and everyone comes.
Aug 6 2019 9:44AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36635 - Karma: 110,219
BigPurpleSkiSuit


It all comes full circle when we all go to snowbird/alta to get hammered
Aug 6 2019 2:06PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 65,141
How the fuck have I not skied with you yet. Heal up from that mower blade and I'd be so stoked to take a few laps next season
DeebieSkeebiesIt all comes full circle when we all go to snowbird/alta to get hammered
Aug 6 2019 2:08PM
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stove
Posts: 163 - Karma: 1,142
CLQWolf creek: Low key really hot but a lot of people look past her at first. Has a chill and fun attitude, the type you'd consider marrying.


most accurate one on this thread. looked past wolf creek for years. but then i went there. i wanna marry wolf creek.
Aug 6 2019 3:14PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
stovemost accurate one on this thread. looked past wolf creek for years. but then i went there. i wanna marry wolf creek.


A stove marrying a mountain. Confirms we’re in 2019.
Aug 6 2019 3:24PM
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M.M
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 4,490
2jZswapWhistler, would be that milf thats hot but still not hot enough to bang sober


idk dude, id say whis is that girl thats got everything you'd ever dreamed of, great body, cute face, sick personality/character, only problem is she's gotten around a lot and is too friendly with guys
Aug 7 2019 2:17PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13038 - Karma: 18,202
Red Mountain: The chick that tries so hard to look fashionable/ hip, but nobody even knows that she exists.
Whitewater: That redneck girl that can out-drink you any day of the week
Revelstoke: When you find out that your dating a girl that is looking to get back at her ex. She will pick the same hangout spots as him and completely ignore you.
Le Relais: The old granny that will still laugh at farts.
Aug 9 2019 2:45PM
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