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BedBugDoug
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I've been pretty hammered since Thursday evening and it's now Sunday morning. Just popped the top of a nice cold Truly to keep my mind sharp and focused. But I feel I've lost some IQ points. Is it possible to develop assburgers from drinking? Srs replies only pls
Jul 28 2019 1:10PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,448
Reading this thread, it seems like you already have
Jul 28 2019 1:20PM
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theabortionator
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Jul 28 2019 6:12PM
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BedBugDoug
Posts: 590 - Karma: 2,253
I thought that maybe I only had one Assburger, but I had to face the sad realization that I do have two Assburgers. AMA I'll try to spread my story so others can avoid this heinous fate.
Jul 28 2019 10:55PM
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.frenchy
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white claw is 100x better than truly
Aug 1 2019 9:39AM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,564
.frenchywhite claw is 100x better than truly


who gives a shit
Aug 1 2019 11:00AM
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BedBugDoug
Posts: 590 - Karma: 2,253
.frenchywhite claw is 100x better than truly


You speak the truth, but I had no white claw. What was a guy supposed to do?
Aug 1 2019 11:04AM
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.frenchy
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Chron_Rabbitwho gives a shit


i don't care, cunt
Aug 1 2019 11:33AM
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Chron_Rabbit
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.frenchyi don't care, cunt


21 savage?
Aug 1 2019 12:05PM
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iH8pow
Posts: 1726 - Karma: 7,207
Nah I think it goes the other way around. When I was adolescent my dad used to tell me I had assburgers but then I started drinking and I think I got cured
Aug 1 2019 5:16PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,938
.frenchyi don't care, cunt


wow nobody gives a shit what a surprise
Aug 4 2019 12:00AM
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