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WTF is this shit? I understand if you just finished smoking a cig filled with old garbage and buttholes when a moment suddenly appears, but if you actually plan to hook up with somebody? The frig is wrong with some peeps?
Also people could be like "Yo my breath is probably nasty right now, don't kiss me" and maybe other thangs could still happen. I wished I had some gum or a mint.
Me like you know what really turns me on? Sharing a mint with someone. Mmmm. Maybe gargle some listerine. Oh yeah, so hot.
When it's so bad you flee looking for anything to rinse out your mouth. My mouth was gross from it, and I just brushed my teefs before heading out. Might have been ptsd but I swore I could still taste it hours later after several brush seshes.
Everyone has different levels of clean. Some people are vacuum and bleach their house for 20 hours a day, shower 18 times, etc. That's not really my jam but it's like yo, you knew you were trying to hook up, and that's what you came into it with?
I've got the demons in me
I've got to flush them all away
I feel the demons rage
I must clean them all away Yeah (yeah) Inside I see more,
Cobwebs in the way
The magic cleaner will
Shine his smile over me I am the demon
Cleaner to save the day
I get the back ones
Important they'll always stay If only one thing that you'll know
Impostors from the show,
They'll try to trick you into
Oh don't you listen to them say
Shush them all away
I am the demon cleaner
Madman of Encino
I am the the freedom bleeder
Standing naked here to say
I'm the only way