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Libertarian Mountain

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ChadThundercock
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Imagine a ski mountain where theres no ski patrol, no rules, no jackass lifty, and no formal organization.

You can come throw inverts, push people off the lift, litter, start a fire anywhere you see fit, piss where you want to, and jib virtually anything.

What skiing should be.
Jun 14 2019 9:11AM
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Rparr
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I do all of that already anyways
Jun 14 2019 9:13AM
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SofaKingSick
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you can already do the stuff you listed that is actually cool

also feel free to go live out your anarchic fantasies in the BC until you start missing civilization 5 hours in

do call me if the resort happens though, so i can come push you off the lift. thanks!
Jun 14 2019 10:40AM
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270on420out
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The ability to buy recreational heroin in the ski lodge cafeteria
Jun 14 2019 12:44PM
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Nickc88
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Skate 3, but skiing
Jun 14 2019 12:53PM
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GrandThings
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So basically just a mountain that allows you to be a douchebag?
Jun 14 2019 2:14PM
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weastcoat
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Would be Interesting but definitely what skiing should not be
Jun 14 2019 3:36PM
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Thegenericskier
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he's just describing his natural habitat
Jun 14 2019 7:39PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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This would be awesome!

The only annoying part will be accidentally stepping on a drug needle in the snow. Ouchie. I accidentally stepped on one in Seattle one time. But then again... we are in ski boots so guess it won't really matter.

And hey! In this resort we could host the brutal event i thought of like a month ago: https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/869803/Brutal-Ski-Event-Idea

There would be a lot of goat corpses lying around the resort
Jun 14 2019 9:20PM
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johnblaze
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ChadThundercockImagine a ski mountain where theres no ski patrol, no rules, no jackass lifty, and no formal organization.

You can come throw inverts, push people off the lift, litter, start a fire anywhere you see fit, piss where you want to, and jib virtually anything.

What skiing should be.


A long time ago it was called 7 Springs.
Jun 17 2019 6:11PM
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ChadThundercock
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SofaKingSickyou can already do the stuff you listed that is actually cool

also feel free to go live out your anarchic fantasies in the BC until you start missing civilization 5 hours in

do call me if the resort happens though, so i can come push you off the lift. thanks!


you're dumb as hell. I didnt say anarchy mountain. Liberty still implies a hierarchy of justice and kicking asses that best need to be kicked.
Jun 23 2019 3:23AM
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GayWolf420
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only if ben shapiro's sister is gonna be there too
Jun 23 2019 12:45PM
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SofaKingSick
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ChadThundercockyou're dumb as hell. I didnt say anarchy mountain. Liberty still implies a hierarchy of justice and kicking asses that best need to be kicked.

“no rules”
“no formal organization”
“You can push people off the lift”

That’s anarchy. But it doesn’t matter dude I support 4chan Mountain, I’m sure it’d kill off a few of your kind a year so keep me updated
Jun 23 2019 7:02PM
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1776
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Finally a mountain I can operate a meth lab at.
Jun 23 2019 10:14PM
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TheDoughAbides
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a place where chadthundercock could ski with his waifu without anyone judging him
Jun 24 2019 9:10AM
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clorox
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Realism disagrees with your implying that having liberty in the name will add some system of justice. If this happened you'd probably get bullied out of there anyway. Have fun getting your ass kicked by all the 12 year olds that can ski better than you.
Jun 24 2019 12:34PM
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ChadThundercock
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finderRealism disagrees with your implying that having liberty in the name will add some system of justice. If this happened you'd probably get bullied out of there anyway. Have fun getting your ass kicked by all the 12 year olds that can ski better than you.


you can have guns on libertarian mountain
Jun 24 2019 3:23PM
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1776
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ChadThundercockyou can have guns on libertarian mountain


can I use jerrys as target practice?
Jun 24 2019 9:43PM
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ChadThundercock
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DieselFordscan I use jerrys as target practice?

Yes, absolutely an option
Jun 24 2019 10:39PM
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clorox
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ChadThundercockyou can have guns on libertarian mountain


Well fuck dude better watch yourself then
Jun 25 2019 11:41PM
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1spliff2guinnies
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It was called Snowpark NZ way back in the day.
Jun 26 2019 7:55AM
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ChadThundercock
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finderWell fuck dude better watch yourself then


free thundercock
Jul 2 2019 4:06AM
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elcheapo
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Is it free
Jul 2 2019 8:01PM
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ChadThundercock
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TnskiIs it free


and im freeeeee, freeee falliinnnn *strum strummmy strummy strum strum strum*
Jul 3 2019 4:04AM
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ChadThundercock
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Fuck
Sep 4 2019 7:15AM
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-eREKTion-
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Should someone have to have a lift ticket to ski at our mountain?

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/938456/Gary-Johnson-booed-at-the-Libertarian-Debate-for-Supporting-Driver-s-Licenses
Sep 4 2019 8:53AM
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ChadThundercock
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-eREKTion-Should someone have to have a lift ticket to ski at our mountain?

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/938456/Gary-Johnson-booed-at-the-Libertarian-Debate-for-Supporting-Driver-s-Licenses

Hell no
Sep 4 2019 9:02AM
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3mania
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Anyone who would throw trash off the lift and onto the the mountain, is a complete piece of shit who doesn't deserve to be anywhere near the snow.
Sep 4 2019 10:09AM
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ChadThundercock
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3maniaAnyone who would throw trash off the lift and onto the the mountain, is a complete piece of shit who doesn't deserve to be anywhere near the snow.


Park skiing is basically jibbing objects otherwise considered to be trash by the general populace... Is it not?
Sep 4 2019 10:14AM
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Thegenericskier
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ChadThundercockPark skiing is basically jibbing objects otherwise considered to be trash by the general populace... Is it not?


very true
Sep 4 2019 10:15AM
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3mania
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ChadThundercockPark skiing is basically jibbing objects otherwise considered to be trash by the general populace... Is it not?


Jumps and rails are trash? basically no.
Sep 4 2019 11:32AM
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-eREKTion-
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ChadThundercockPark skiing is basically jibbing objects otherwise considered to be trash by the general populace... Is it not?


TIL; people consider rails to be trash.

People consider rails to be rails you beta retard. When has anybody ever thrown away a rail? That doesn't even make sense. More like Chad SmallBrainEnergy.
Sep 4 2019 12:57PM
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dolanslebensraum
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I shot dope in the middle of a tree run one time.
Thats pretty libertarian i think
Sep 4 2019 3:50PM
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TheHamburglar
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Dude its called Bear Mountain in Big Bear CA. Fuckin free for all party out there, and the whole mountain is a park! My friends and I rode there in college and had so much fun every single day.
Sep 4 2019 6:06PM
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Msteury
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3maniaAnyone who would throw trash off the lift and onto the the mountain, is a complete piece of shit who doesn't deserve to be anywhere near the snow.

Totally right!! Who wants a mountain that looks like the ghettos????
Sep 4 2019 7:42PM
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