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27 Kink Rail - New York State

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FlyingSpoon
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 152
I have located a 27 kink rail in New York. It’s waiting for one of you crazy ski punk fucks....





Jun 3 2019 6:27PM 26 2
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Crust_Station
Posts: 522 - Karma: 1,826
Hit me with that pin
Jun 3 2019 6:38PM 5 0
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fghtoffyrdmns
Posts: 2754 - Karma: 4,223
im down to try and get fucking frustrated and angry at myself after trying for 8 hours jesus christ i seshed a 9 kink and didnt get a make after 6 hours.....
Jun 3 2019 6:46PM 4 0
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dune_pilot
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 4,455
my goal is to eventually nail that thing
Jun 3 2019 6:48PM 7 0
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FlyingSpoon
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 152
satanworshippermy goal is to eventually nail that thing


You can do anything you put your mind to!
Jun 3 2019 7:00PM 3 0
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BrightFrog
Posts: 168 - Karma: 433
Is it 27 or is it 13? #kinkabuse
Jun 3 2019 7:12PM 6 5
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FlyingSpoon
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 152
Municipal007Is it 27 or is it 13? #kinkabuse


I don’t fucking know. I counted wherever the rail kinked. If it’s 13 why don’t you get your ass out here and slay it?
Jun 3 2019 7:14PM 7 1
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 5944 - Karma: 5,312
Paging LJ, LJ do you read me, we require your assistance
Jun 3 2019 7:17PM 27 0
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ho_chi_minh
Posts: 144 - Karma: 179
Looks aluminum, no ones going to hit any of that.
Jun 3 2019 7:21PM 23 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
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ho_chi_minhLooks aluminum, no ones going to hit any of that.


I was hoping no one would say this so we can all get a hilarious video next season when they try to hit it and instantly catch.
Jun 3 2019 7:51PM 15 0
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Crust_Station
Posts: 522 - Karma: 1,826
TRVP_ANGELI was hoping no one would say this so we can all get a hilarious video next season when they try to hit it and instantly catch.

They made the edgeless bdog for a reason..
Jun 3 2019 8:04PM 38 0
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 6181 - Karma: 27,914
It’s aluminum, boom there’s my excuse.

Also a bee stung me last week, I’m pretty hutthurt about that so yeah someone else is gonna have to hit it sorry boys
Jun 3 2019 9:57PM 15 0
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corona
Posts: 12356 - Karma: 27,988
ho_chi_minhLooks aluminum, no ones going to hit any of that.


Kinda looks more like stainless. Also if it is aluminum it's not painted or anodized which no one would do for a handrail since it oxidizes and would leave that dark grey shit on everyone's hands who touch it.
Jun 3 2019 11:11PM 5 1
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Pigeon.
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im going to new york next month what city is this in
Jun 3 2019 11:36PM 0 0
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theabortionator
Posts: 46981 - Karma: 108,008
If you don't slide that high flat section and gap across, you obviously pussied out of really sending the rail. So yeah, somebody try that. I'll give you a dollar and a beer.
Jun 3 2019 11:42PM 7 0
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weastcoast
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10,258
There’s one at the WVU Football Stadium and it might top this one, but I forget how many kinks it has but it’s a shit ton
Jun 4 2019 12:31AM 0 0
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25295 - Karma: 12,238
Who is the current kink record holder?

Kinkiest skier?
Jun 4 2019 12:54AM 13 0
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theabortionator
Posts: 46981 - Karma: 108,008
RudyGarmischWho is the current kink record holder?

Kinkiest skier?

Kinkiest skier will win a custom Newschoolers prize pack!



Jun 4 2019 1:43AM 29 0
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 5944 - Karma: 5,312
Oh its me
theabortionatorKinkiest skier will win a custom Newschoolers prize pack!



Jun 4 2019 1:49AM 2 0
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Willwelsh26
Posts: 13 - Karma: 27
looks aluminum but just rip your edges out and its all good
Jun 6 2019 11:33AM 0 0
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6343 - Karma: 4,916
Elk st down to Sheridan Ave in Albany, NY eh?

definitely aluminum and super long. not doable.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Sheridan+Ave,+Albany,+NY/@42.6555746,-73.7576099,113m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x89de0a2e2a9482cf:0xc4f7a8106febb328!8m2!3d42.6577254!4d-73.7591291

**This post was edited on Jun 7th 2019 at 11:41:36am

**This post was edited on Jun 7th 2019 at 11:42:22am
Jun 7 2019 11:40AM 0 0
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-Dan
Posts: 6487 - Karma: 31,945
There are some other fucked up kink rails on that same road that aren’t aluminum (=
Jun 9 2019 10:02AM 3 0
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freestyler540
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SofaKingSickIt’s aluminum, boom there’s my excuse.

Time to rip them edges off your skis!
Jun 11 2019 12:48AM 1 0
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Evantheshredster
Posts: 324 - Karma: 524
I’ve been to this rail and a kid hit it on a scooter and ate shit. If you look up Reece doezema I think it was him. Pretty sure it’s stainless though not aluminum so someone out there could do it
Jun 11 2019 10:15PM 0 0
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