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aWalkingBoy
Posts: 6 - Karma: 17
Hi members of the forum, I will soon be 24 and I have a wedding, the girl is very experienced in this regard (there were 15 partners during the school alone). I really want to surprise her, but I have not even kissed (neither in the university, nor in the school, nor in the kindergarten), did not even approach the girls, but now I really want to. What to do, how not to screw up?
May 22 2019 11:12AM
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BedBugDoug
Posts: 590 - Karma: 2,253
what
May 22 2019 11:48AM
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Youngm_IPCME
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 2,848
Just go for it and start everything slow. Good luck fam.
Can I ask how you ended up engaged to someone you’ve never kissed?

**This post was edited on May 22nd 2019 at 11:58:31am
May 22 2019 11:55AM
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Youngm_IPCME
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 2,848
.

**This post was edited on May 22nd 2019 at 11:58:49am
May 22 2019 11:55AM
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DayMan
Posts: 4702 - Karma: 8,727
what
May 22 2019 11:55AM
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Youngm_IPCME
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 2,848
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Get the fuck outta here you spamming little shit.
May 22 2019 12:04PM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,579
i dont understand
May 22 2019 12:09PM
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BedBugDoug
Posts: 590 - Karma: 2,253
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could i get 200 girls?
May 22 2019 12:10PM
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Ben_Dover
Posts: 45 - Karma: 88
Tell her you’re HIV positive
May 22 2019 12:15PM
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Purewrapto
Posts: 1 - Karma: -2
Sadly t read that. Each of us were like you. Why do you want to marry her? She would have a lot of guys,maybe she was earning like ancient profession. You'l better not to marry with her. Try other girls https://escortsitekent.com/. And be happy, good luck
May 22 2019 5:50PM
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,579
first,

Pee in her butt
May 22 2019 5:54PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
Lmao this thread was probably created by a bot. Now there’s a bunch of posts from bots
May 22 2019 6:31PM
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.Morton
Posts: 440 - Karma: 1,426
DirtYStylELmao this thread was probably created by a bot. Now there’s a bunch of posts from bots



NS should really require a captcha or at least something to prevent bots because this problem is starting to get a lot worse
May 22 2019 7:18PM
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p3cific
Posts: 576 - Karma: 1,756
The bots are getting smarter, they are making threads to reply to
May 22 2019 9:21PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,423
Welcome to botschoolers
May 22 2019 9:33PM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,579
baitfirst,

Pee in her butt






HAHAHAHAHA N00B
May 22 2019 10:45PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,467
same
May 23 2019 12:02AM
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AbiH
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 10,320
Ben_DoverTell her you’re HIV positive


That would do the trick m8
May 24 2019 12:03AM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,977
DayManwhat


are you the fighter of the night man? are you tthe champion of the sun.... arre you a master of karate and friendship?
May 24 2019 10:09PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7494 - Karma: 50,825
This thread is like a Walmart version of black mirror
May 24 2019 11:18PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,467
Almost end of the month, admins need to let a few bots in to pump up those activities to hit their targets. #conspiraski
May 24 2019 11:20PM
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1spliff2guinnies
Posts: 507 - Karma: 1,357
TRVP_ANGELAlmost end of the month, admins need to let a few bots in to pump up those activities to hit their targets. #conspiraski


TBH they would save money if they shut down the site for 6 months. #eheathneedsabreak
May 24 2019 11:29PM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9774 - Karma: 72,202
Op bot, follow these explicit instructions:

Step 1: go immediately to the bar. Say barkeep, I'll have 12 shots of tequila for my table over there.

Step 2: drink all 12 shots yourself in succession.

Step 3: use your newfound courage to tell that sleut you brought to the wedding its time to go bang.

Step 4: pee in her butt
May 25 2019 12:57AM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,579
everytime i see the name of this thread it remind me of this song:

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/934145/The-1975---Girls--Official-Music-Video-
May 25 2019 3:05AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
Peee < Reeeee
May 25 2019 4:00AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
DirtYStylEPeee < Reeeee


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May 25 2019 4:00AM
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