your mama jokes...

its yo


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OOOOOOO sour patch kids...

yo mommas' so fat, she needs a lifeguard fo her cereal bowl

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze

yo mama's so fat, her blood type is ragu

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Doctor: Well Rudolph we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixy dust or Leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No - it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No a malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh... like a happy, special-
Doctor: You're going to die.

Yo mama's SO dumb she walked into a parked car.



I Heart Skateboarding.

^wtf u retard thats the dumbest one ive ever heard.
How bout yo' mommas so fat, when she puts on a red shirt everybody yells HEY HO!!! KOOlAID!!!
Ski New Jersey

got another....your mom is so ugly, she walked into a taco bell, and everyone headed for the border
Ski New Jersey

Your mom Your mom is so fat she comes from both sides of the family

your moma is so skinny she can hola hoop with a fruit loop!!

your mom is so tall when she does a backflip she kicks jesus in the mouth.

your mom is so fat the only time she sees 90210 is when she steps on a scale.

Yo Mamma is so fat that she stepped on a weight scale and it said one at a time please!

Your Momas so fat her belt size is equator.

your moms like a christmas tree, everyone gets to put their balls on it

your mama so old when you pat her on the back her tits fall off.

Your mom is so ugly that when she put her head down beside her cereal bowl to hear the 'snap, crackle, pop' all she heard was 'Ahh lets get the hell outta here!!!'.

Your is so fat that god said 'Let there be light' when she moved her fat ass.

Your mom is so ugly that when three masked robbers broke into her house, she yelled 'RAPE!' and they yelled 'NO!'

Yo momma's so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller.

your moms like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

yo mama is so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

ur moma is so fat she went down the stairs and broke her leg and gravy came out.

Your mom is so ugly, when she stuck her face out the window, the police arrested her for mooning people

Your mom's so fat, when she got into the bathtub, the neighbors water system overflowed.

Your mom is so fat when ever she turn around it's her birthday

Your mother's so fat, she got busted for carrying 200 pounds of crack

your mom is so stupid she took an over size soup spoon to the super bowl

your mother is so fat, when she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck

your mom is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application

yo mama is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application

Ski New Jersey

Yo mamas so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch



Jazz flutes are for little fairy boys

Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can she people waving at her!

Hesitation = Devastation

'You know there are a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept asking me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.'

yo mamas so fat, last time i fucked her i rolled over 3 times and i was still on the fat bitch.



Some folks look for answers, others look for fights
Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites


Goes to show, you don't ever know
Watch each card you play and play it slow

^ so you fucked a fat mom
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For steezy my neezy keep my arms so breezy

yo mamas so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang






'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy

your mommas so fat she uses a two man pup tent as a dress
your mommas sof at for the fmaily photograph we had to hire a airplane for an overhead shot
your mommas so fat when we go tot he ebach greenpeace try to put her back in the water and trys to push her back out
your mommas so fat when she sits around she sits around
your mommas so fat when she go to the zoo the hippois sing we are family


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Holdin' it down for the South Ontarioans

yo mammas so fat, when she was swimming in the ocean Spain claimed her as the new territory


Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -jflo453

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our cou

yo mommas so fat when she walks outside she gets measured on the richter scale.

Mac 'n' Steeze Movie
Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer

yo mommas so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin
who the hell takes pictures of themselves with a camera phone?? those are made to sneak pics of girls tits and underwear-lateralis
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yo mommas so fat, when she turns around she gets a welcome back party...
-Patty

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

Oi! Dude, like, whatever! Sheesh, don't take it personaly...

your mom is barking on my porch.
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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)



no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan

yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets


- Harvιε




I skι therefore I aм