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Lamest excuses you’ve heard to not ski?

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Hangry
Posts: 156 - Karma: 713
I feel like there’s a lot of bullshit out there, starting with the classic “my ankles hurt”
Mar 23 2019 12:55PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9332 - Karma: 17,962
VitiligoWorst fucking thing ever is when you get stoked with a buddy the night before and when you go to meet them, they are LATE and text you something along the lines of, "Oh shit sorry bro I slept in, I'm honestly just not feeling it anymore" or even worse "woke up late, omw... 35 min later... almost there" fuckn pussies


I have 2 homies who use to take winters off for comps but now are full time students, it's so hard to ski with them unless its planned the night before, they have to catch up on shit and sleep literally whenever they're not doing hw.
Mar 25 2019 9:44PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 70,192
VitiligoWorst fucking thing ever is when you get stoked with a buddy the night before and when you go to meet them, they are LATE and text you something along the lines of, "Oh shit sorry bro I slept in, I'm honestly just not feeling it anymore" or even worse "woke up late, omw... 35 min later... almost there" fuckn pussies

Yesss! Especially when you make ride plans and you and your buddies are waiting around for the dude who's driving to wake up and then he takes another hour to get ready
Mar 25 2019 11:15PM
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2794 - Karma: 16,914
VitiligoWorst fucking thing ever is when you get stoked with a buddy the night before and when you go to meet them, they are LATE and text you something along the lines of, "Oh shit sorry bro I slept in, I'm honestly just not feeling it anymore" or even worse "woke up late, omw... 35 min later... almost there" fuckn pussies


This is the worst. Any skier worth their salt knows to lay your cloths on a couch the night before and have all your gear waiting by the door so you can wake up, throw your shit on and get in the car.
Mar 26 2019 1:24PM
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BigdaddyPCMR
Posts: 277 - Karma: 566
On a fucking pow day my friend wouldn’t return my texts, i called and he said he just woke up. Apparently one foot of powder isn’t enough to get a retard out of bed
Mar 26 2019 3:25PM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,583
Here's how it goes:
Me: "Let's go skiing"
Friend: "Dude, we literally burnt down a church the other night, and sacrificed 6 goats."
Mar 26 2019 3:28PM
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AD95
Posts: 12 - Karma: 56
-I stayed out too late the night before (after no reply for hours)
-It might rain
-My boots hurt
-We won’t have enough time to make it worthwhile
-...Can’t we just go tomorrow? (Then repeat)
Mar 26 2019 3:53PM
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Dumpcone
Posts: 24 - Karma: 137
- I have to go to NA
- I have penises for nipples
- I may be busy in Jersusalem for a “thing” for the next 10-15 years
Mar 26 2019 5:36PM
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Dangus13
Posts: 2 - Karma: 51
-My butthole is the size of a nipple and I got the rangus (that’s hot brown rain)

-The Mummy just came out on Netflix (Brendan Fraser version)
Mar 26 2019 5:44PM
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Dumpcone
Posts: 24 - Karma: 137
Crazy how the Imotep cursed ole Brendan and turned him into a caveman buried in some losers backyard in California. Crazy story. That loser would grow up to play one snap at Notre Dame and then help his friend destroy evil in the fires of Mt. Doom.
Mar 26 2019 5:53PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38034 - Karma: 128,942
People strapped for cash/not wanting to buy a ticket is totally understandable but annoying, especially when youre surrounded by people who work all summer/fall so they can chill and ski all winter. Already having passes to other resorts makes it easy to go and ski for free and thats always preferred but damn, getting people to come explore other mountains can be a challenge. Skiing solo gets stale after a while
Mar 27 2019 7:39PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52533 - Karma: 173,487
Dangus13-My butthole is the size of a nipple and I got the rangus (that’s hot brown rain)

-The Mummy just came out on Netflix (Brendan Fraser version)


Is there a new one? I watched the one with tom cruise and it sucked so bad. I would have rather been anywhere else and I was on a flight so really no other options but anything was better than that movie.
Mar 27 2019 7:55PM
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MaimHelp
Posts: 1748 - Karma: 13,865
I had a friend quit skiing completely to lift. I have no idea why. Kinda sucks cause he was a dope skier
Mar 27 2019 8:05PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,427
“I’m going to another mountain”
”no reply to texts”
”skiing isn’t fun”
”it’s too cold”
Mar 27 2019 8:10PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,362
MaimHelpI had a friend quit skiing completely to lift. I have no idea why. Kinda sucks cause he was a dope skier


What in the actual heck haha
Mar 27 2019 9:29PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9332 - Karma: 17,962
MaimHelpI had a friend quit skiing completely to lift. I have no idea why. Kinda sucks cause he was a dope skier

Back in NH there was some nasty kid from a small mountain who would probably be known now but just stopped skiing for fitness, I get new things can be fun but fuck, the gym over skiing? Whack
Mar 27 2019 9:41PM
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MaimHelp
Posts: 1748 - Karma: 13,865
Titus69Back in NH there was some nasty kid from a small mountain who would probably be known now but just stopped skiing for fitness, I get new things can be fun but fuck, the gym over skiing? Whack

Yeah it's wack but I guess they just lost interest in skiing which surprises me
Mar 27 2019 9:42PM
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DominatorJacques
Posts: 11247 - Karma: 76,550
I know a guy that never misses a day come hell or high water. Check it and laugh! It's the real deal. Guy is legend!

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/929779/Windy-Day-at-Mt-Bachelor-January-23rd-2019
Mar 27 2019 9:54PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 2,102
"dis crack 2 wicked mane"
Mar 27 2019 10:10PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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"meye dubba cup 2 dirty mane strate sippin on dat candy mane"
Mar 27 2019 10:11PM
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Sharkie14
Posts: 95 - Karma: 325
“I went yesterday, I’m tired.”
Mar 28 2019 11:29PM
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CrackHead.
Posts: 363 - Karma: 530
"MY JUUL IS DEAD AND I HAVE NO POD FUCK SKIING I NEED NIC"

this is one reason that will let slide
Mar 29 2019 11:28AM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7371 - Karma: 78,723
VitiligoWorst fucking thing ever is when you get stoked with a buddy the night before and when you go to meet them, they are LATE and text you something along the lines of, "Oh shit sorry bro I slept in, I'm honestly just not feeling it anymore" or even worse "woke up late, omw... 35 min later... almost there" fuckn pussies


This is why I don't have friends. Truck's leaving whether or not they're there. Find your own way up the mountain if you want to sleep in
Mar 29 2019 12:37PM
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SoggyOatmeal420
Posts: 296 - Karma: 1,530
"My driveway is icy"
Oh, and "I have to choose my electives and finish my coffee" that one was great

**This post was edited on Mar 29th 2019 at 12:51:57pm
Mar 29 2019 12:49PM
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