Lamest excuses you’ve heard to not ski?

HangryI feel like there’s a lot of bullshit out there, starting with the classic “my ankles hurt”

soupmy ankles are broken

jfang2799Im too hungover.

jfang2799Im too hungover.

kinda meant this sarcastically. More of in the way its lame that you couldnt control your drinking last night.

**This post was edited on Mar 23rd 2019 at 3:29:56pm

theabortionatorI threw up several times on the way too the mtn once. Once or twice while moving. A few times while riding. And the highlight was puking off the main upper deck in the base area in front of a big sunday crowd. People seemed really happy that I was there to be a part of their family's ski day.

Note to self, do not play 10 cup beer pong all night with liquor. Idk why I didn't figure that out before hand. I think mid day I actually started to have fun once the urge to puke on everything and everyone began to subside. A ton of water, a few dranks, and some fresh air can cure anything.

eheathIf someone doesn't want to go skiing, who cares? I understand if its your friend that you ski with often, but giving people shit for not wanting to ski is silly, you're just imposing your will on others.

eheathIf someone doesn't want to go skiing, who cares? I understand if its your friend that you ski with often, but giving people shit for not wanting to ski is silly, you're just imposing your will on others.

TnskiI forgot to dry my gloves
It's raining up there
It's too foggy
I have no more herb
I wont ski when my ankles are broke either.

shin-bang“I have homework”

Do it later fams. Ski comes first

Titus69Seriously just do it at night after skiing, I try to get my friend to come ski since we never do together and he always uses homework as the excuse but its his way to free up his night to booze usually, then ski the next day just super late.

ZiggyZagSkzzGotta get that hw done before you go out and play. If you do even just parts of it whenever you get a chance it let's you ski more stress-free and then it's more fun

theabortionatorI was always pretty stress free about home work. I didnt do it usually but was stress free. I got called out from the lift building a jump at night at the local mtn by my english teacher. "You didn't do your homework today and you're out snowboarding?!?!?"

I get it but 16-17 years later still building jumps and not about to drop a ny times bestselling novel anytime soon.

Yolo. All I wanted to do was go to the mtn and build/ride jumps. Fuck homework, send it!(prolly stay in school thoigh)

Dlonetti“I have to hang out with my girlfriend”

JemsI’ve had to use that one and I’m not proud of it

50KalIf it’s not more than 10” of fresh, is it even worth it?

eheathIf someone doesn't want to go skiing, who cares? I understand if its your friend that you ski with often, but giving people shit for not wanting to ski is silly, you're just imposing your will on others.

theabortionatorI threw up several times on the way too the mtn once. Once or twice while moving. A few times while riding. And the highlight was puking off the main upper deck in the base area in front of a big sunday crowd. People seemed really happy that I was there to be a part of their family's ski day.

Note to self, do not play 10 cup beer pong all night with liquor. Idk why I didn't figure that out before hand. I think mid day I actually started to have fun once the urge to puke on everything and everyone began to subside. A ton of water, a few dranks, and some fresh air can cure anything.

ZiggyZagSkzz"I skied yesterday I'm too tired" gets my blood boiling

eheathIf someone doesn't want to go skiing, who cares? I understand if its your friend that you ski with often, but giving people shit for not wanting to ski is silly, you're just imposing your will on others.

evaroni“I have to mow the lawn”