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Skiing Nightmares

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liammorris
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Had a dream last night that the chairlift was moving like 150 mph backwards down the hill and had tilted all the way upside down somehow and I was legit holding on for dear life trying not to fall out. I turn to my buddy and he legit gets flung out like 200ft but landed in deep powder so he was good..
Mar 14 2019 11:57AM
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HaydenB
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DMT is one hell of a drug
Mar 14 2019 12:18PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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and then everyone clapped
Mar 14 2019 12:30PM
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DirtYStylE
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Getting stuck on a chairlift during a blizzard is nightmare fuel
Mar 14 2019 12:48PM
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theabortionator
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All the time.

Last night i reached into my pocket on the chairlift and I was out of beer.

I get a reoccurring one where it's the first sunny day in a long time and the park has nohing but boxes.
Mar 14 2019 2:11PM
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FruitBootPro
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One time I had this dream that this ski hoe sucked my dick but she had mouth herpes
Mar 14 2019 2:27PM
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michigang
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I used to have dreams where I would get home from school and try to go skiing but run into a million obstacles before finally getting to the hill 20 mins before closing
Mar 14 2019 3:27PM
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crustyboot.420
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I have nightmares of melting snow like every other night
Mar 14 2019 3:50PM
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r00kie
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inb4 something about global warming.
Mar 14 2019 3:52PM
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liammorris
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michigangI used to have dreams where I would get home from school and try to go skiing but run into a million obstacles before finally getting to the hill 20 mins before closing


Aha same, just endlessly driving around until I finally reach the slopes and realize I forgot my ski boots
Mar 14 2019 3:58PM
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michigang
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liammorrisAha same, just endlessly driving around until I finally reach the slopes and realize I forgot my ski boots


Yeah!! wow I used to have those alllll the time
Mar 14 2019 4:00PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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I was on a chairlift that was EXTREMELY high (taller than the actual mountain), and it started going crazy fast. I was really scared and held on for dear life while I saw all my friends get flinged off and fall to their death. Then I got flinged off but was able to latch onto the large cord, but then it broke and i started falling. And in these situations, you can usually grow wings and start flying cause its a dream or whatever, but this time i just continued falling and landed on my back and broke it (weird part is that i could actually feel that on my back when i woke up). It was fucked.
Mar 14 2019 5:00PM
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NoImNotaBoarder
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I've had a dream on more than one occasion where i send it off a huge jump but then there's just no landing and it turns into one of those falling dreams.
Mar 14 2019 5:12PM
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jibbersaurus
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looked down and saw my feet strapped into a snowboard, im still in therapy
Mar 14 2019 5:34PM
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Cyanicenine
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I've been getting better at jibs this season (I can barely grind a fat tube) and I have had lots of slip outs. Going to sleep this season after skiing park I've had really bad hypnic jerks / sleep starts where I would see myself slipping out on a jib, feel that falling sensation, and then startle myself awake. Happened damn near constantly for a while there, sucked trying to fall asleep.
Mar 14 2019 5:43PM
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Hangry
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The worst for me has always been being alone in a tram that starts to violently shake in the wind before the cable breaks and I plummet. Makes me wanna maybe shit'n'cum...
Mar 14 2019 5:54PM
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FruitBootPro
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michigangI used to have dreams where I would get home from school and try to go skiing but run into a million obstacles before finally getting to the hill 20 mins before closing


Fuck I have dreams like this too, like I'm trying to get somewhere but things keep holding me up

Not a nightmare, but does anyone have dreams where they can do like backflips and shit that they previously couldn't do and were really stoked on it then they woke up??? Happens to me every so often
Mar 14 2019 6:16PM
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liammorris
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buyfulltiltsFuck I have dreams like this too, like I'm trying to get somewhere but things keep holding me up

Not a nightmare, but does anyone have dreams where they can do like backflips and shit that they previously couldn't do and were really stoked on it then they woke up??? Happens to me every so often


I get dreams where I'm stomping double backys in the BC and can literally spin 8 out of a tiny down rail.. had a dream not long ago I stomped a 1080 off a knuckle and I remember being like wow this is fucking real life and had the footy on my phone. Woke up depressed
Mar 14 2019 6:20PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Same but for 360s
liammorrisI get dreams where I'm stomping double backys in the BC and can literally spin 8 out of a tiny down rail.. had a dream not long ago I stomped a 1080 off a knuckle and I remember being like wow this is fucking real life and had the footy on my phone. Woke up depressed
Mar 14 2019 6:37PM
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sincos
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BigPurpleSkiSuitSame but for 360s


same but for 50-50 on a dancefloor box
Mar 14 2019 6:57PM
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michigang
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buyfulltiltsFuck I have dreams like this too, like I'm trying to get somewhere but things keep holding me up

Not a nightmare, but does anyone have dreams where they can do like backflips and shit that they previously couldn't do and were really stoked on it then they woke up??? Happens to me every so often


Yesss I get that too lol
Mar 14 2019 7:14PM
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weastcoat
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Always skiing on opening day but like I’ll get out on snow and realize I forgot all of my gear
Mar 14 2019 7:32PM
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FruitBootPro
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liammorrisI get dreams where I'm stomping double backys in the BC and can literally spin 8 out of a tiny down rail.. had a dream not long ago I stomped a 1080 off a knuckle and I remember being like wow this is fucking real life and had the footy on my phone. Woke up depressed


LOL yeah bc backies also happen in mine haha
Mar 14 2019 7:35PM
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Sk3islyf
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I had one a few months ago where I was speeding down a groomer and get a ton of air off a steep part but I never started to go down, I just kept going up and up and up and then I woke up.
Mar 14 2019 7:49PM
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HypeBeast
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I don't have ski nightmares. They're always good dreams.

But in response to a chairlift in reverse, gtfo of it before its too late.... Skip to 4:50. Yeah those are cinder blocks. Also skip to 9:50. And 15:30

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/928459/Chairlift-Destroy-Crash-Test
Mar 14 2019 8:52PM
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BackWoods420
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HomeskillitDMT is one hell of a drug


Way too hit or miss, but when it hits...
Also shit tastes so bad
Mar 14 2019 9:26PM
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liammorris
Posts: 140 - Karma: 274
jfang2799Way too hit or miss, but when it hits...
Also shit tastes so bad


I think you missed the point lol, dmt is what makes you dream... hence one hell of a drug ahaha
Mar 14 2019 9:55PM
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elcheapo
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Buyfulltilts: better than a chipped tooth.
One morning got up at 5am drove 3 hours on icy roads the whole way ‘‘twas the powder day of the year and forgot my wallet and my pass was inside.
Mar 14 2019 11:21PM
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Roberto907
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Accidentally bringing bike to the ski hill instead of skis
Mar 14 2019 11:26PM
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Diento
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HazesRemovelooked down and saw my feet strapped into a snowboard, im still in therapy


Holy shit dude thats the worst! are you okay? How is therapy going :P ?
Mar 15 2019 3:23AM
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snowmosexual
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I had a dream when I was little that I was pointing it from the top of the steepest run at my home hill into a jump midway down. I flew over the entire last half of the trail and landed in lift coral. In the air I was just bracing my body for complete brokenness but I would land,get up, be fine and get back on the lift to do it again. It was horrible and happened a lot when I had growing pains.
Mar 15 2019 8:43PM
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IHUFFPAINT
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Not a joke. I one time left my ski pants at home cause I thought they were in my car. That was a fun event.
Mar 15 2019 8:55PM
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hi_vis360
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theabortionatorI get a reoccurring one where it's the first sunny day in a long time and the park has nohing but boxes.


this is too scary pls delete
Mar 16 2019 11:52AM
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jibbersaurus
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DientoHoly shit dude thats the worst! are you okay? How is therapy going :P ?


getting there bro, im having surgery tomorrow to get a pair of full tilts fused to my feet, so that snowboarding would be impossible
Mar 16 2019 1:45PM
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theabortionator
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pinkcamo1000this is too scary pls delete


Imagine having to live with that? Nothing has helped. I've tried therapy, hypnosis, ayahuasca, jesus, but nothing has helped. It's been so difficult to live with but I feel somewhat better having been able to share my story with other skiers just now. It may not bring closure, but I hope that it will ease some of the pain and anxiety.
Mar 16 2019 1:57PM
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nmwninjart
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Ive broken things in my ski nightmares. One was I hit a small jump and upon landing I broke both my skis in half just in front of the bindings. When I woke up the first thing I did was go check my skis
Mar 17 2019 11:56AM
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beckums
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overshooting a jump by thousands of feet
Mar 17 2019 11:00PM
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NickelbackFan420
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my reoccurring dream always takes place on a bluebird day, everyone is out shredding the best conditions while i helplessly look for my gear that doesn't exist.
Mar 17 2019 11:29PM
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vibecheck
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HazesRemovelooked down and saw my feet strapped into a snowboard, im still in therapy


Where's the link to your gofundme page??? I will donate since that is something you can't truly recover from
Mar 18 2019 1:03AM
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Diento
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HazesRemovegetting there bro, im having surgery tomorrow to get a pair of full tilts fused to my feet, so that snowboarding would be impossible


Nice man glad to hear you're doing okay :) I've heard if you have fulltilts your skiing ability becomes next level
Mar 18 2019 3:10AM
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liammorris
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bike.life.beckovershooting a jump by thousands of feet


Same Id hit a jump then fly past the lift line way down the mountain
Mar 18 2019 11:57AM
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weastcoat
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Last night I had a dream I snapped my V’s and I was so relieved when I woke up
Mar 18 2019 12:03PM
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BigdaddyPCMR
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CyanicenineI've been getting better at jibs this season (I can barely grind a fat tube) and I have had lots of slip outs. Going to sleep this season after skiing park I've had really bad hypnic jerks / sleep starts where I would see myself slipping out on a jib, feel that falling sensation, and then startle myself awake. Happened damn near constantly for a while there, sucked trying to fall asleep.


I do that but on handrails
Mar 18 2019 12:15PM
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