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Need some advice (from good riders)

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HaydenB
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 8,133
How do I deal with non-type 3 skiers on the hill? I’m definitely the best rider where ever I go and I just wanna be able to show everyone that, do I do some flipz under the chairs?
Feb 26 2019 11:49AM
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Not_Good
Posts: 208 - Karma: 763
Get an air horn for slow zones so jerrys know to clear out from under all the rollers you're about to air the fuck out of
Feb 26 2019 11:57AM
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r00kie
Posts: 5193 - Karma: 58,789
If you want respect from gapers I recommend going out for patrol.
Feb 26 2019 12:02PM
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HaydenB
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 8,133
^Both of your names are “Rookie” and “Not good” I don’t think I can trust you, you seem like a typical type 1
Feb 26 2019 12:07PM
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Legend27
Posts: 25 - Karma: 124
Mach 10 speed..... if you're not being choked by your helmet strap you're doing it wrong.
Feb 26 2019 12:17PM
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c0ntentcreat0r
Posts: 347 - Karma: 890
Hopefully you can trust me based on my name.

I like to dress up as wacky as possible (socks on hands for gloves, speed glasses, retro sweaters, tight snowpants) and then shred harder than everyone else. Sure to get you some hoots and hollers from the chair and mad liftline clout.
Feb 26 2019 12:17PM
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supersquid
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 2,545
Snake every Jerry you can to assert your dominance. Cut right in front of them, if they hit you then they are in the wrong because you were downhill from them. By the time they realize what happened all they will see is the spray coming off of your skis and a brief glimpse of what you look like as you dodge in and out of all the other Jerrys on your way to the lift line.

Also, talking mad shit to fathers in front of their families in the lift line not only garners respect, but also strikes fear in the hearts of any Jerry that witnesses the conversation.
Feb 26 2019 12:22PM
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HaydenB
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 8,133
supersquidSnake every Jerry you can to assert your dominance. Cut right in front of them, if they hit you then they are in the wrong because you were downhill from them. By the time they realize what happened all they will see is the spray coming off of your skis and a brief glimpse of what you look like as you dodge in and out of all the other Jerrys on your way to the lift line.

Also, talking mad shit to fathers in front of their families in the lift line not only garners respect, but also strikes fear in the hearts of any Jerry that witnesses the conversation.


You sound just like my great uncle, he use to teach me to drive short busses in booger hole West Virginia
Feb 26 2019 12:27PM
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supersquid
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MasterUdonYou sound just like my great uncle, he use to teach me to drive short busses in booger hole West Virginia


You sound like my great nephew who had to ride the short bus to school in booger hole West Virginia
Feb 26 2019 12:32PM
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HaydenB
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supersquidYou sound like my great nephew who had to ride the short bus to school in booger hole West Virginia


But fr that was good advice
Feb 26 2019 12:34PM
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