Egg McMuffins Rock!

I am a sucker for their McGriddle. Its a basically two pancakes instead of the english muffin. Besides that, homemade ones are far superior. Also wtf is with the ham. You need to go sausage

Microwave egg at home is like %1000 times superior. Also WTF is up with the meat at MacDos? Leading theory is Ronald is a cannibal and it's all clown meat. Real reason the circus closed is all the clowns getting rounded up in feed lots.

Get yourself an English muffin and some delicious breakfast sausage from the store and cook it up in the microwave. Get to the ski area early and you can even use the microwave there before it gets a line up.

> eating processed food in 2018

Tim Hortons is on another level bad as far as food goes. I ate it for 4 years through college and their food was worse than DD in every way. Donuts, sandwiches, bagels. I heard they went downhill when BK bought em but I dont know. Anyone who says Tims has good food is riding a nostalgia wave.

McDicks breakfast is top tier, especially before skiing.

Xx_Ac1dTr1p_xX> eating processed food in 2018

I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three big meals! Falling in love with eating egg mcmuffins, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make. But do it right, okay? My advice, find any McDonnald near you, with qualified burger flippers who will design your burger for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for physical fatness. Three to 5 mcmuffins a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is). And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being out of shape the first time you walk into McDonnalds. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway. Now get out there and get fat! :-)

TRVP_ANGELI'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three big meals! Falling in love with eating egg mcmuffins, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make. But do it right, okay? My advice, find any McDonnald near you, with qualified burger flippers who will design your burger for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for physical fatness. Three to 5 mcmuffins a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is). And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being out of shape the first time you walk into McDonnalds. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway. Now get out there and get fat! :-)

Dogfart do you suffer from low t?

They are a guilty please of mine for sure. At work, the cook sometimes makes them for breakfast from scratch. They are fucking awesome!

i admire your passion, OP

more of a mcgriddles guy myself but yes mcmuffins are tight

TRVP_ANGELI'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three big meals! Falling in love with eating egg mcmuffins, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make. But do it right, okay? My advice, find any McDonnald near you, with qualified burger flippers who will design your burger for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for physical fatness. Three to 5 mcmuffins a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is). And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being out of shape the first time you walk into McDonnalds. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway. Now get out there and get fat! :-)

Probably my favorite NS post of all time

Bias opinion cause I’ve becer had an Egg McMuffin, but I love their Steak Egg and Cheese on a Bagel. Only complaint is that the bagel size decreased recently. Other than that’s it’s some heat.