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I just almost blew my hand off

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MFZOREN
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I dont know if thats an exaggeration but I was just in english and had this shitty bracelet i found and took it apart and found a long piece if copper wire inside. There are outlets right next to my desk and this kid dylan dared me to put it in the socket. A dare is a dare and I didn't want to be a bitch so I tried and I put it in every little socket in the outlet and I thought it wouldnt work when on the last one I felt a click and boom there was like blue sparks and it was like a mini explosion and I retracted my hand so fast. I then yelled holy shit super loud and the teacher didn't even notice and every kid in a 5 foot proximity to my desk was cracking up.

**This thread was edited on Jan 23rd 2019 at 11:54:12am
Jan 23 2019 11:28AM
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TheHamburglar
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Jan 23 2019 11:51AM
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DirtYStylE
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This kid is going places
Jan 23 2019 12:26PM
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iFlip
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Pauly caught a bullet
But it only hit his leg
Well it should have been a better shot
And got him in the head
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
Jan 23 2019 12:26PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Damnit sauceboss
Jan 23 2019 7:18PM
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MFZOREN
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Xx_Ac1dTr1p_xXDamnit sauceboss


Dude the outlet is fried to shit, it was fucking sick.
Jan 23 2019 7:56PM
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Non_State_Actor
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iFlipPauly caught a bullet
But it only hit his leg
Well it should have been a better shot
And got him in the head
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain


I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste it on my lips
And smell it in my nose
Jan 23 2019 8:03PM
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theabortionator
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I dare you to road gap a car. Must be at least a 2 lane road even a skinny one and must get at least 2 feet of air. Also need vid.
Jan 24 2019 12:02AM
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MFZOREN
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theabortionatorI dare you to road gap a car. Must be at least a 2 lane road even a skinny one and must get at least 2 feet of air. Also need vid.


I will legit do this. I can't promise a date but I will get it done.
Jan 24 2019 11:35AM
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SofaKingSick
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i dare you to be smarter and more responsible in the future
Jan 24 2019 11:54AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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i dare you to write me under your will and do it again
Jan 24 2019 11:56AM
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theabortionator
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sauceboss420I will legit do this. I can't promise a date but I will get it done.


Do it. Left it pretty mellow in hopes that it'll happen.
Jan 24 2019 9:14PM
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MFZOREN
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theabortionatorDo it. Left it pretty mellow in hopes that it'll happen.


I really want to do that, but in Minnesota without a winch there are very few spots where that would be possible.
Jan 24 2019 9:16PM
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eheeth
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op wins Darwin award
Jan 24 2019 10:26PM
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theabortionator
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sauceboss420I really want to do that, but in Minnesota without a winch there are very few spots where that would be possible.


Do it in a car. Even random farmland in Kansas has spots you could pull it off.
Jan 24 2019 10:40PM
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MFZOREN
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theabortionatorDo it in a car. Even random farmland in Kansas has spots you could pull it off.


Ok I'll get her done
Jan 24 2019 10:45PM
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50Kal
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sauceboss420I really want to do that, but in Minnesota without a winch there are very few spots where that would be possible.

Its not like your in a place with snowmobiles that can tow, wide open pastures, and heavy equipment that can pile tons of snow.
oh wait you are.
Jan 25 2019 2:48AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Waiting for OP to upload like
Jan 25 2019 4:27AM
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MFZOREN
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50KalIts not like your in a place with snowmobiles that can tow, wide open pastures, and heavy equipment that can pile tons of snow.
oh wait you are.


I mean not its not really like that in minneapolis but you are right Ill do it, just waiting on natural snow...
Jan 25 2019 5:02PM
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