You're giant pussies.
Yeah I'm talking to you fucks who pass up an entire row empty urinals and go into the stalls to piss.....and most of you don't have the common decency to lift up the seat. You're also taking up stalls that people need to use for pooping or because they're disabled need to use. Even better most of these people don't even wash their hands, so enjoy the poop on your hands that was transferred when you grabbed the stall handle.
Maybe you have a reason for choosing to pee in the stalls. I've outlined them below:
-You have a small dick and are self conscious without the locked door of a stall providing you comfort.
-You as a non-handicapped male, sit while you pee. Also makes you a little bitch but at least there's no pee on the seat.
-You have shy bladder syndrome, or whatever excuse you coin up a term for being a giant pussy.
There is nothing anyone can say to change my mind on this topic. If you pee in a stall for any other reason than having a disability or all the urinals are occupied, you are a douche.
Before you shy guys respond. Don't. You're a buncha dicks.
Edit: if you have an enlarged prostate, you may sit and pee. I unintentionally didn't mention that is cool. You other people are still dicks.
**This thread was edited on Jan 6th 2019 at 5:31:37pm