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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
read this story...CRAZY http://www.joerogan.net/main.shtml
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'has it ever occured to you that animals can tell when you are acting different and respond to it. Like my chill cat, he's so good he always comes when i call him and shit, but when I'm fried he stays away and doesn't come when i call him cause he knows i just wanna play with his face and shit. Sounds dumb but it makes sense, right?' - kid on yahooka.com on animals
Jul 29 2002 2:48PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
holy fuck...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MD... Dain bramaged.
'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
Jul 29 2002 4:09PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
all that can be said is 'what the fuck?'

Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
Jul 29 2002 4:22PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Ok, thaty was seriously the most fucked up thing ever. Fucked up, yet hilarious.
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~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier
DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
Jul 29 2002 5:01PM
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powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
holy shit, that is the craziest thing i have ever seen, wtf that is so out of this world
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Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
Jul 29 2002 5:12PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Why do Ottawa clubs have to be so boring!
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Jul 29 2002 5:16PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
not.........right

-Kavana

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Jul 29 2002 5:20PM
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CrshBandicoot
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
Are u sure that all he wants to do is play with its face and all? Sounds like the cat has learnt from previous experience...






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Jul 29 2002 5:23PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Not suitable for pre-school children, haha, that is nuts man, sheeeeit.

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'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
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Jul 29 2002 5:48PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
yeah it's seriously nuts... all nuts.

MD... Dain bramaged.
'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
Jul 29 2002 5:51PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
oh my god that was a riot, how is a man w/ that small of a dick that crazy and shameless lol.
Jul 29 2002 6:43PM
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Spoon
Posts: 98 - Karma: 10
He's my hero.
Jul 29 2002 6:54PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
i am truly speachless.
except for 'holy fucking shit'





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Jul 29 2002 6:57PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
i wanna know how to become a backup singer now
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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
Jul 29 2002 8:05PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
What the fuck.
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Jul 30 2002 11:02AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Ya, iwas reading it, and i was in disbelief that such things were legal at all.
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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~
~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier
DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
Jul 30 2002 11:20AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
I have the feeling that this is very very illegal and that Fat Elvis has done the naked small dick routine a few times before. It's called extreme elvis afterall. What do you expect? Probably not a small cocked fat guy pissing in a girls mouth but that IS extreme. Fucking extreme.
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Jul 30 2002 9:30PM
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adrian.bee
Posts: 1602 - Karma: 258
oh








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Jul 30 2002 10:22PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
weird

Jul 30 2002 10:37PM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
funny shit.
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Jul 30 2002 10:58PM
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Sean14456
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what the fuck, but damn funny
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Jul 30 2002 10:59PM
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VC
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 12
Im so confused but yet so amazed at the same time.


'My advice to you is to start drinking heavily' -Animal House
Jul 30 2002 11:08PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
I think I've found my calling in life. Detroit, here I come.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
Jul 30 2002 11:21PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
im with ya bro, my cat just always fucking hates me unless he's hungry i get about 5 scrathes a week. fucking little bastard, wouldn't trade him for the universe
Aug 1 2002 4:49AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
of youre ripped and youy knowe it clamp youe hands.

MD... Dain bramaged.
'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
Aug 1 2002 5:03AM
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