How have vices affected your skiing?
I had a strange thing happen to me at the end of last season. I borrowed my friend's on3p, made one turn and instantly blacked out for 11 straight days of degeneracy. That time was fueled by most vices known to man - drugs, alcohol, gambling, women, swerving, etc. I awoke from the fog face down on a stranger's couch holding my dick in my hand (it was being held by a mitten tucked under a pair of track pants, which I would never willingly purchase), and there was a miniature goat standing on my back eating flaming hot Cheetos off my bare skin.
Now this season comes along - every time I go out on the hill now I have hallucinations/flashbacks (and spontaneous boners), but I can send way bigger.
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