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I skied into a ditch and broke my ski

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cadebucket
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Shoutout to lil.boye ditches are bad news



Nov 30 2018 4:48PM
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.frenchy
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:(
Nov 30 2018 4:55PM
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theabortionator
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Clean it up a bit and sell it as some sort of conceptual modern art piece in Aspen or somewhere. Take your broken ski and make enough to buy new skis and a vacation.

But for real that blows. Ditches are bitches
Nov 30 2018 6:16PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Where's the company callout? where's the litigation threat? This is just a claim thread at this point
Nov 30 2018 6:27PM
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Dddsz
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TRVP_ANGELWhere's the company callout? where's the litigation threat? This is just a claim thread at this point

It wouldn't be fun, faction doesn't care. ON3P straight embarrasses the life out of any slight threat to their rep.
Nov 30 2018 6:44PM
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skierman
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.frenchy:(


A perfect summary of the Iraq war.
Nov 30 2018 11:10PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Dude! Where was that?
Nov 30 2018 11:27PM
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-eREKTion-
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I'll buy those fks
Nov 30 2018 11:52PM
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.frenchy
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skiermanA perfect summary of the Iraq war.


you should change your username to frenchyFanboy
Dec 1 2018 11:33AM
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cadebucket
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BigPurpleSkiSuitDude! Where was that?

Wildcat
Dec 1 2018 2:07PM
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skierman
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.frenchyyou should change your username to frenchyFanboy


Mentioning you once makes me a fanboy? Shit, you're lonely aren't you? Maybe when a dozen people make variations of your name and pretend to be you, then you can say you have fanboys.
Dec 1 2018 3:09PM
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CalumSKI
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skiermanMentioning you once makes me a fanboy? Shit, you're lonely aren't you? Maybe when a dozen people make variations of your name and pretend to be you, then you can say you have fanboys.


fr
Dec 1 2018 7:39PM
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HypeBeast
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I was expecting a subpar Mort revival thread but this is pleasantly surprising and oddly satisfying to ponder how in the fuck that happened and how the bindings are so perfectly attached still to the topsheet all the meanwhile surrounded by so much snoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww.

Sorry op for your loss.
Dec 2 2018 1:13AM
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dildotester69
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if you call ur gradma she could prolly sue 4 u and get u a new pair
Dec 2 2018 1:39AM
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Titus69
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I heard factions warranty is awesome, could try to get another pair, but honestly they'll break another way, seen those things just fall apart on my friends.
Dec 2 2018 9:44AM
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CorporateSkiBum
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Shit'll buff out.
Dec 2 2018 9:51AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Is ON3P going to send him skis anyway?
Dec 2 2018 11:15AM
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.frenchy
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skiermanMentioning you once makes me a fanboy? Shit, you're lonely aren't you? Maybe when a dozen people make variations of your name and pretend to be you, then you can say you have fanboys.


my whole my threads is you quoting me... like in the iraq thread for example... cmon now buddy its okay to admit you have a little crush on frenchy :)
Dec 4 2018 7:46PM
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ahshit
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cadebucketShoutout to lil.boye ditches are bad news





Is that snowbird? I stg I did almost the same thing in a ditch that looks just like that.
Dec 4 2018 8:08PM
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arnie_grape
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just slap some gorilla glue on that bitch
Dec 4 2018 9:26PM
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cadebucket
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yuhyuhIs that snowbird? I stg I did almost the same thing in a ditch that looks just like that.


No it was on wildcat at alta, westward ho area
Dec 4 2018 9:29PM
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Rum_Ham
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IsitWinterYet17I was expecting a subpar Mort revival thread but this is pleasantly surprising and oddly satisfying to ponder how in the fuck that happened and how the bindings are so perfectly attached still to the topsheet all the meanwhile surrounded by so much snoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww.

Sorry op for your loss.


Older Candides had a titanal plate in the mount zone. Not sure if they still do.
Dec 4 2018 9:35PM
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iskeaah
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Start a bidding session ferda bois
Dec 5 2018 12:42AM
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first_rodeo
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glad you are ok, how much for the bindings :)
Dec 5 2018 12:47PM
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cadebucket
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first_rodeoglad you are ok, how much for the bindings :)


i'm gonna throw them on some other skis, and yes these do have the titnal mounting plate which is why the bindings stayed attached to the topsheet.
Dec 5 2018 4:58PM
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ahshit
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can we thank op for understanding physics
Dec 6 2018 12:03AM
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chefboiRD412_
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have you tried putting it in rice?
Dec 11 2018 6:48PM
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JohnnyDope
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chefboiRD412_have you tried putting it in rice?


It only works with electric devices, duh
Dec 12 2018 8:03PM
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AndrewGravesSV
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JohnnyDopeIt only works with electric devices, duh


woosh
Dec 13 2018 4:49PM
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cadebucket
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AndrewGravesSVwoosh

Intellectual
Dec 13 2018 6:12PM
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SofaKingSick
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ooh yeah those skis are going to need a tune man
Dec 14 2018 11:26AM
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