What lines at big ski areas or Backcountry spots have earned you significant GNAR points? Let's see whose ski penis is the biggest. This thread is for pros too, y'all are too humble.
Straight-lined Alta Zero on closing day at JH.
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lil.Boyeonce fell in the liftline.
SkibumsmithGot lost on my line at the bird once
DeebieSkeebiesI made Snowbird's instagram and other social media feeds like 2-3 years ago on a mid-april blower day......I somehow managed to get firsties up Gadzoom and then firsties up Gad II, and then proceeded to slash and burn all the way down STH right under the lift. Come home, see this cool picture that my friends all tagged me in with like hundreds of likes and shares, and im all like "lol oh shit thats me"
everlastdid you get any pussy or ass out of it???
and did any girls hit u up wanting to give u blowjobs after u made the instagram page
Gnar_Shralp406I got cut off by some Jerry after Nun's Cunt
PilsbyI cooked eggs on the chairlift and got on jerry of the day.
BigPurpleSkiSuitChanging my claim, today when I was waiting in the liftline a ski patroller came up to me, hadn't even skied a run yet and said,
"We've got a lot of people up here today so take it easy"
Have been going just as hard and slashed whenever ski patrol says slow down as I whiz by