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AstroKush
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"The Indiegogo-funded product is launching on Oct 30th and certainly has some advantages over skiing and snowboarding".. lol

[URL]https://www.tetongravity.com/video/gear-tech/looking-to-try-a-new-winter-sport-check-out-snowfeet?bwf_dp=t&bwf_entry_id=59766&bwf_[/URL]=
Oct 28 2018 9:22PM
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bueno
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Yeah or you could ski
Oct 28 2018 9:27PM
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AstroKush
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Its a marketing gimmick to sled dogs, they dont skate well & is slow on most types of snow out there.
Oct 28 2018 9:31PM
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Pilsby
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imagine looking at those and thinking "wow that's so cool i am going to buy a pair"
Oct 28 2018 9:52PM
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freestyler540
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There are some golden quotes on the store site.
"Snowfeet is a new booming winter sport.Thousands of people already do this sport and the the number is increasing every year. Experts assume it might become an Olympic sport one day."
" What is more, Snowfeet can take you to places, like small forrest paths, where you wouldn't get with skis or snowboard."
"Moreover, Snowfeet allow you to go to places, where it is difficult to get with skis or snowboard. You can climb the mountain only with a pair of Snowfeet in your hands and then go down the hill through the forrests and be the part of a winter nature. Places like small forrest paths, where everything is covered by snow, will make you feel that real beauty of nature."

"WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING SNOWFEET ON STEEP SLOPES. BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE IT CAN BE MORE DIFFICULT TO turn or stop with snowfeet than IT IS with skis."

"Zbyněk Šuba

Zbyněk is the CEO of this company. Even though he doesn't really know what CEO means, it sounds cool. In his free time he thinks. Yes he just thinks about anything."

"Michael Podešva, Michael is a very handsome guy and that makes him very smart. His IQ is 159, but he has a soul too! In his free time, he plays football and reads Bible. Yes, Bible."
Oct 29 2018 12:25AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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the heelys of the winter
Oct 29 2018 1:13AM
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theabortionator
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So sled dogs repacked that are basically heelies?

Wicked sick
Oct 29 2018 3:59AM
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theabortionator
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freestyler540There are some golden quotes on the store site.
"Snowfeet is a new booming winter sport.Thousands of people already do this sport and the the number is increasing every year. Experts assume it might become an Olympic sport one day."
" What is more, Snowfeet can take you to places, like small forrest paths, where you wouldn't get with skis or snowboard."
"Moreover, Snowfeet allow you to go to places, where it is difficult to get with skis or snowboard. You can climb the mountain only with a pair of Snowfeet in your hands and then go down the hill through the forrests and be the part of a winter nature. Places like small forrest paths, where everything is covered by snow, will make you feel that real beauty of nature."

"WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING SNOWFEET ON STEEP SLOPES. BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE IT CAN BE MORE DIFFICULT TO turn or stop with snowfeet than IT IS with skis."

"Zbyněk Šuba

Zbyněk is the CEO of this company. Even though he doesn't really know what CEO means, it sounds cool. In his free time he thinks. Yes he just thinks about anything."

"Michael Podešva, Michael is a very handsome guy and that makes him very smart. His IQ is 159, but he has a soul too! In his free time, he plays football and reads Bible. Yes, Bible."


Patiently waiting for that incoming snowfeet lawsuit
Oct 29 2018 4:00AM
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SendyMcSendyface
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what the fuck
Oct 29 2018 9:32AM
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Pilkbois
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Wait... The video that came up was a guy sliding into a bin somewhere in Europe with what looked like plastic stuck to the bottom of his shoes.
Oct 29 2018 2:22PM
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AstroKush
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Yup haha
TRVP_ANGELthe heelys of the winter
Oct 29 2018 4:51PM
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CalumSKI
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wait a second... are u referencing TGR on NS
isn't that illegal or something?
Oct 29 2018 7:06PM
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fries
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Getting around the mountain on these would be hell.. no way you can go faster than 10 miles per hour. Maybe they should just sell this in the t-line gift shop so tourists have something to do when they see snow for the first time.
Oct 29 2018 10:58PM
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Nickc88
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TGR has fallen farther than NS
Oct 30 2018 12:40PM
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iced
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Is it just me or did they never show someone landing?
Their landings must of be along the lines of arm waving and shit eating
Oct 30 2018 8:22PM
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sincos
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"with the epic tricks of ice skating"
Oct 30 2018 9:05PM
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AstroKush
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Snowfeet probably will "sponcer" anyone from NS wearing a pair if he/she can do better & land them, anybody willing? Wearing gold Ruroc helmet will surely increase your chances

**This post was edited on Oct 31st 2018 at 4:24:11pm
Oct 31 2018 4:23PM
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shinbangclan
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and the deep snow version that comes out two years from now will be more wide than long
Oct 31 2018 5:02PM
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OregonDead
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If you don't wear these with snowboard boots or something equally stiff you're gonna die. Sleddog bases without the uppers. People are gonna be blowing right of these if they try to hit the park.
Oct 31 2018 7:39PM
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chef_boyardee
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imma keep it real with you chief, aint nobody buyin that shit
Oct 31 2018 11:51PM
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sincos
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here
Nov 3 2018 3:30AM
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shinbangclan
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sincoshere


hyper gaper
Nov 3 2018 3:58AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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sincoshere


Damn they should do a Crocs X Snow skate to maximize the cringe factor
Nov 3 2018 5:40PM
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sincos
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even steezier now
Nov 5 2018 1:30AM
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dietcoke.man
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I'm getting some real small dick energy vibes from this one
Nov 5 2018 11:43AM
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