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Name/roast my car

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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,940
Finally picked this slut up
I intend to take off the car bra and add a few monster stickers

As the title indicates, I could use a name for this thing
No Mazdarati, Carla, or stereotypical shit
please give me your inspiration
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Oct 11 2018 11:16PM
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Titus69
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Shoulda got the speed3/the hatchback version, beware of rust
Oct 11 2018 11:19PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,940
Titus69Shoulda got the speed3/the hatchback version, beware of rust


I tried but everyones holding onto theirs
Oct 11 2018 11:20PM
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270on420out
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Cary McCarface
Oct 11 2018 11:21PM
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iFlip
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If that car was on the streets of Japan they would try to harpoon and eat it.
Oct 11 2018 11:28PM
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Titus69
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icedI tried but everyones holding onto theirs


Also the mazdpeed6 is an awd turbo sedan that's pretty good, but I'm sure this thing will be fine, not always about speed.
Oct 11 2018 11:34PM
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JAHpow
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Looks like what a high school girl would drive
Oct 12 2018 12:13AM
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Lonely
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Lil blue bettie
Oct 12 2018 12:17AM
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freestyler540
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LonelyLil blue bettie

ooooh Thats a good one.

I called mine the dirtbag mobile. You cant take it through; its trademarked
Oct 12 2018 12:22PM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,579
Slav it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9CgSjQDAvE
Oct 12 2018 12:25PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
"That's my car"
Oct 12 2018 1:26PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7604 - Karma: 20,092
Put the Monster stickers on the Bra. It'll be SICK.
Call it The Cerulean Walrus.
Also, rust proof every year and get a good set of winter tires.

**This post was edited on Oct 12th 2018 at 3:48:02pm
Oct 12 2018 3:47PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,174
Lower it and chuck a spoiler and screamer pipe on it brah
Oct 12 2018 7:57PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,467
it seems evident that you bang dudes in that car.
Oct 12 2018 11:56PM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9774 - Karma: 72,202
Nemo. As in you're gonna Nemo friends after the current ones ditch you for driving in that atrocity.

Or maybe Big Blue because it's not big and it's definitely gonna blue ball you as no chick would step within 1000 yards of that thing.

Or finally, maybe just call it "mistake".
Oct 13 2018 12:09AM
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iFlip
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With just this one car you've achieved what many take an entire rainbow to convey about themselves.
Oct 13 2018 4:07PM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 20,000
the poon hoon
Oct 14 2018 4:38PM
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FruitBootPro
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Oct 14 2018 7:21PM
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iFlip
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Has this car helped you get a lot of dick yet?
Oct 28 2018 10:59PM
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.SHAGGY.
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 3,279
I name it "The Blue Waffle"
Nov 17 2018 1:04AM
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,774
Blue cheese in my off whites.

Thing is rad, great mileage, +monster stickers, I wouldnt even put a rack on it and just get rid of the back seat. or take the back seat out and make it a basement couch.
Nov 19 2018 3:13PM
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BenWhit
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Titus69Also the mazdpeed6 is an awd turbo sedan that's pretty good, but I'm sure this thing will be fine, not always about speed.


DO NOT BUY AN MS6.

I have yet to encounter an MS6 owner that hasn't cracked the block on stock power. Everyone has had to re-power with Gen2 MS3 engines.

I had an MS3, loved it, it gave me few problems and was a hoot to drive.

My roommate had an MS6 and it was subject to go Zoom Zoom Boom at any moment.
Nov 19 2018 3:44PM
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Titus69
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BenWhitDO NOT BUY AN MS6.

I have yet to encounter an MS6 owner that hasn't cracked the block on stock power. Everyone has had to re-power with Gen2 MS3 engines.

I had an MS3, loved it, it gave me few problems and was a hoot to drive.

My roommate had an MS6 and it was subject to go Zoom Zoom Boom at any moment.


Interesting I assumed both the 3 and 6 were reliable, I see a lot of ms6s around salt lake, mostly unmodded but look like they're probably filthy inside and out. I'd really only consider a speed 3 over a 6 anyways cause I know there's wayyyy better awd turbo sedans, but also wayyyy better hot hatches like a fiesta/focus st, gti etc.
Nov 19 2018 4:24PM
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BenWhit
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Titus69Interesting I assumed both the 3 and 6 were reliable, I see a lot of ms6s around salt lake, mostly unmodded but look like they're probably filthy inside and out. I'd really only consider a speed 3 over a 6 anyways cause I know there's wayyyy better awd turbo sedans, but also wayyyy better hot hatches like a fiesta/focus st, gti etc.


they should be, but i'm not entirely sure why the MS6 isn't reliable. it's the same engine as the MS3, just a different drivetrain.

i'd probably make the argument that from a pure driving enjoyment perspective, there are few fwd hot hatches that are as raw and deliver power the same way as an MS3. it was an absolute blast to drive. there's also something to be said (at least in my mind) for driving a car that not very many people have, that was built with performance on the forefront of the designer's mind, etc. i can count on one hand the number of gen 1 MS3's i saw on the road when i had mine.

i'm in a legacy spec B, now. I miss my MS3, loved the hatch, but also am looking forward to my first winter in AWD with winter treads.
Nov 20 2018 8:48AM
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Bdoobz
Posts: 838 - Karma: 4,893
Simply called mine the "tre"
Nov 20 2018 2:49PM
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SnickleFriz
Posts: 328 - Karma: 900
That car looks like it was bought with stripper singles.
Nov 21 2018 1:52PM
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TheFlyingNutsack
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The shaggin wagon
Nov 21 2018 4:31PM
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FIRAT
Posts: 534 - Karma: 1,355
Weird flex but okay
Nov 22 2018 7:12PM
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DirtYStylE
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The polls haves spoken
Nov 26 2018 6:16PM
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iced
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DirtYStylEThe polls haves spoken


send it to flat?
i will surely break both my ankles
Nov 26 2018 6:57PM
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DirtYStylE
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icedsend it to flat?
i will surely break both my ankles


Only a true SKI BOSS can break both his ankles
Nov 26 2018 7:12PM
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