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Weird shit in the mt hood woods

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Govygen_gourmet
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Has anybody else ever heard or seen some wicked shit in the Mt Hood Wilderness while car camping or just camping? I usually sleep ight but tonight I get the feeling there is a crackhead/ serial killer out in the woods stalking on me waiting to go in for the kill
Jul 24 2018 12:44AM
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broto
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its prolly just the cat people
Jul 24 2018 1:13AM
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profa_212
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Probably just Magnus
Jul 24 2018 1:25AM
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eheeth
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idk much about hood, but the one thing that I always think of is reading about a bunch of gypsies getting fucked on four locos and leaving an absolute shit storm behind...
Jul 24 2018 7:06AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Idk most of the shit i came upon were regular human and bear feces. Can't recall I've came upon anything larger than a kilo in weight (I usually hand weigh them).
Jul 24 2018 10:35AM
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DirtYStylE
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I forget this dudes name, but there is this ex-pro snowboarder. I think he got major brain damage from not wearing a helmet/hitting his head. I don't know the full story about this guy, but he showed up one night.

It's getting dark and we hear a commotion at the camp next to us. Theres only one other group nearby and its a bunch of red necks. Shooting guns drinking bear, using chainsaws, mudding in their trucks kind of guys. So these guys left their guns out on the back of their truck. This dude walks into camp and picks one of the guns up and starts swinging it around demanding beer or some shit.


Speaking of beer and Mt. Hood, I heard there was 100+ person kegers going down. I was in highschool at the time these were poppin
Jul 24 2018 1:07PM
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McNoche
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Hood is strange man. I saw two naked bikers in the woods having sex.
Jul 24 2018 3:19PM
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Titus69
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Kid I know told me about some old women with a light who cam across their camp 2 nights in a row but never said anything and slowly walked through.
He mentioned some story from scrappy joe involving people dressed in white doing cult shit or something.
Jul 25 2018 7:42PM
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Govygen_gourmet
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Titus69Kid I know told me about some old women with a light who cam across their camp 2 nights in a row but never said anything and slowly walked through.
He mentioned some story from scrappy joe involving people dressed in white doing cult shit or something.

The other night at my camp, I was the only one there the other campers were probs on a vacay and I just heard some weird whoopy noises, and I felt like either a serial killer wildman or bigfoot was stalking me
Jul 26 2018 12:15AM
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iH8pow
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McNocheHood is strange man. I saw two naked bikers in the woods having sex.


How tf you supposed to chip with that happening?
Jul 26 2018 1:44AM
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powpatrol
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It’s just skierman whining to the trees when someone insults mountain biking
Jul 26 2018 5:44AM
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