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A roomate in SLC who isn't some pot smoking degenerate

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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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My current roomate looks to be moving out in mid July so I'm looking to sign a lease in August. I live in the salt lake valley and rent is cheap. Its 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom. About 20 min from snowbird and alta, maybe 40 to park city. This is a serious thread, PM me if you're interested for more details.
Jun 18 2018 11:09PM
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skierman
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"looking for skiing buddy/college roommate that doesn't smoke weed."

and you call it a serious thread?
Jun 19 2018 9:20AM
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iFlip
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Dude, you're in Utah. Just find any Mormon - that should work.
Jun 19 2018 9:48AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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iFlipDude, you're in Utah. Just find any Mormon - that should work.


A mormon wouldn't want to live with me due to alcohol and pre marital sex
Jun 19 2018 1:29PM
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eheath
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BigPurpleSkiSuitA mormon wouldn't want to live with me due to alcohol and pre marital sex


so it sounds like a pot smoking degenerate is right fit?
Jun 19 2018 1:31PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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eheathso it sounds like a pot smoking degenerate is right fit?

I don't care if you smoke, but just not some dude weed lmao type person who smokes 5 times a day inside the apartment since it is in a complex
Jun 19 2018 1:46PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI don't care if you smoke, but just not some dude weed lmao type person who smokes 5 times a day inside the apartment since it is in a complex


Big difference between someone who smokes and a degenerate pothead who literally only smokes
Jun 19 2018 1:47PM
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Rparr
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI don't care if you smoke, but just not some dude weed lmao type person who smokes 5 times a day inside the apartment since it is in a complex


dude weed lmao
Jun 19 2018 1:49PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Rparrdude weed lmao


Goddamit
Jun 19 2018 1:50PM
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iFlip
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BigPurpleSkiSuitA mormon wouldn't want to live with me due to alcohol and pre marital sex


Sorry, didn’t realize you were gay and only looking for a roommate with benefits situation.
Jun 19 2018 2:09PM
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kingsskier
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Lol you come to NS for a non-pot smoking degenerate???
Jun 19 2018 2:37PM
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SofaKingSick
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haha might wanna try that one again, this time remember that youre on retardpotheadskiers.com
Jun 19 2018 2:59PM
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JohnnyDope
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SofaKingSickhaha might wanna try that one again, this time remember that youre on retardpotheadskiers.com


Maybe check on TGR lmao
Jun 19 2018 3:49PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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SofaKingSickhaha might wanna try that one again, this time remember that youre on retardpotheadskiers.com


I think I've learned a valuable lesson, despite my love of skiing, perhaps NS isn't the best place to search for a roommate.
Jun 19 2018 6:10PM
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iced
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI think I've learned a valuable lesson, despite my love of skiing, perhaps NS isn't the best place to search for a roommate.
Im moving in August hmu
are you ok with loud gay sex
i do it five times a day in place of my weed addiction
Jun 19 2018 7:08PM
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270on420out
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SofaKingSickhaha might wanna try that one again, this time remember that youre on retardpotheadskiers.com


This should be the actual NS url
Jun 19 2018 9:06PM
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Rparr
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DIRTYBUBBLEThis should be the actual NS url


please bishop, do this for april fools and piss off all your investors
Jun 19 2018 9:24PM
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sklermang
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Newschoolers - where you go to get ridiculed for not smoking weed
Jun 19 2018 9:45PM
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Velcroraptor
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I mean I'd be down... But
Jun 25 2018 8:09PM
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CharlzHub
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I wonder how many members of ns don’t smoke pot
Jun 26 2018 12:34AM
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bait
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Are mormons down with pee in their butt?
Jun 26 2018 2:41AM
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theabortionator
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skiermaneNewschoolers - where you go to get ridiculed for not smoking weed

Not smoking weed=/= being scared to live with somebody that smokes weed respectively, and outside if that's your wishes.
Jun 26 2018 7:04AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Honestly I dont care if you smoke weed. Hell I smoke now and then if someone's passing a joint around but I just dont want a complete addict moving in. It was meant more as a humor point but I just rolled with it.
Jun 26 2018 4:51PM
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robbinJAHood
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If you’re still looking in October HMU
Jun 30 2018 5:44PM
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brett_fisher
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI don't care if you smoke, but just not some dude weed lmao type person who smokes 5 times a day inside the apartment since it is in a complex


my roommate smokes 12 splifs a day step it up.
Jul 2 2018 9:39PM
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McNoche
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robbinJAHoodIf you’re still looking in October HMU


single?
Jul 2 2018 10:21PM
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Velcroraptor
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McNochesingle?


Wow didn't take you long to get the creep on
Jul 3 2018 11:33AM
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McNoche
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VelcroraptorWow didn't take you long to get the creep on


shooters shoot
Jul 3 2018 11:43AM
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sklermang
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theabortionatorNot smoking weed=/= being scared to live with somebody that smokes weed respectively, and outside if that's your wishes.


I don't think anyone is arguing that point monsieur
Jul 3 2018 2:25PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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As it happens my roomate decided to stay another 6 months. Yep....
Jul 4 2018 3:25AM
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Rparr
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BigPurpleSkiSuitAs it happens my roomate decided to stay another 6 months. Yep....


dude weed lmao
Jul 4 2018 11:06AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Yes indeed
Rparrdude weed lmao
Jul 4 2018 12:39PM
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Troy.
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brett_fishermy roommate smokes 12 splifs a day step it up.


What size though? Are we talking 12 kings or 12 cigarettes with a lil pinch of weed on top?
Jul 5 2018 3:49PM
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sklermang
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/903907/THE-CHATS---MUM-STOLE-MY-DARTS---YouTube
Jul 5 2018 4:22PM
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brett_fisher
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Troy.What size though? Are we talking 12 kings or 12 cigarettes with a lil pinch of weed on top?


We talking baseball bats shaped donks
Jul 5 2018 7:55PM
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Rparr
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brett_fisherWe talking baseball bats shaped donks


Baby arms
Jul 5 2018 8:14PM
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GayWolf420
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brett_fisherWe talking baseball bats shaped donks


you'll cowards dont even take moles
Jul 5 2018 10:17PM
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Troy.
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DeebieSkeebiesyou'll cowards dont even take moles


You're a coward if you don't take slappys
Jul 6 2018 12:21AM
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skierman
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Troy.You're a coward if you don't take slappys


wtf is a slappy?
Jul 7 2018 1:28AM
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.FRY.
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skiermanwtf is a slappy?


ask ur mom
Jul 7 2018 2:30AM
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GreezyBastard
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Troy.You're a coward if you don't take slappys


Instant spins from one of those baby’s
Jul 13 2018 3:57AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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weed lmao type person
Jul 10 2019 10:50AM
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CLQ
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TRVP_ANGELweed lmao type person


Marijuana ruined Colorado
Jul 10 2019 11:00AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Before I could afford an apartment on my own....

Hooo boy
Jul 10 2019 11:04AM
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GayWolf420
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BigPurpleSkiSuitBefore I could afford an apartment on my own....

Hooo boy


Its okay, friend.
Jul 10 2019 11:42AM
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ChadThundercock
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If you need a roommate doesn't that automatically assume you are a pot smoking degenerate?
Jul 12 2019 4:08AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Anyone in salt lake know some good recipes for edibles?
Feb 26 2020 1:42AM
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Rparr
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BigPurpleSkiSuitAnyone in salt lake know some good recipes for edibles?


so now you're the pot smoking degenerate huh?
Feb 26 2020 1:46AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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The turns have tabled. I don't smoke that much, but I realize the error of my ways. I do like edibles though now
Rparrso now you're the pot smoking degenerate huh?
Feb 26 2020 1:47AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Feb 26 2020 3:18AM
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SFBv420.0
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BigPurpleSkiSuitBig difference between someone who smokes and a degenerate pothead who literally only smokes

would the difference be between paying a mortgage to a bank and paying rent to a landlord?
asking for a friend
who smokes a lot
Feb 26 2020 7:37AM
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