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Certo (fruit pectin) to pass d test

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percs
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Anyone personally done it and can give some advice. Internet searches seem pretty promising but I’d like some firsthand info if anyone’s got it.
May 21 2018 12:24AM
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Casey
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I think you are better off using synthetic urine or borrowing from a friend. I was always too paranoid to use my own even if masking, because well there's drugs in there.
May 21 2018 12:41PM
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DirtYStylE
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If you have smoked within the last 2-3 days this may work but no promises. If is has been a week+ this should work fine. 3+ weeks and there should be no worry. Go on a run and drink lots of water for extra peace of mind and it it helps the test too
May 21 2018 12:51PM
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percs
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It worked if anyone sees this
Sep 4 2018 3:05PM
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HypeBeast
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What drugs have you used, how much, and when?
Sep 4 2018 6:47PM
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percs
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IsitWinterYet17What drugs have you used, how much, and when?


weed daily and stopped 3 days before test. also percs like a week before
Sep 4 2018 9:49PM
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HypeBeast
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keithnollweed daily and stopped 3 days before test. also percs like a week before

Good on opiates--short half life. Fucked on thc. Since ur a daily user you got at least a month to be clean piss. Best chance is fake piss

**This post was edited on Sep 5th 2018 at 12:42:38am
Sep 5 2018 12:40AM
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profa_212
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IsitWinterYet17Good on opiates--short half life. Fucked on thc. Since ur a daily user you got at least a month to be clean piss. Best chance is fake piss

**This post was edited on Sep 5th 2018 at 12:42:38am

He just said it worked dingle
Sep 5 2018 2:33AM
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percs
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IsitWinterYet17Good on opiates--short half life. Fucked on thc. Since ur a daily user you got at least a month to be clean piss. Best chance is fake piss

**This post was edited on Sep 5th 2018 at 12:42:38am


You’re telling me, the guy who blazed daily and did certo to piss clean for a work drug test
Sep 5 2018 3:23PM
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oldworld_newlife
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Where do you get pectin what form is it in
Sep 6 2018 12:04AM
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JoeF2661
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keithnollYou’re telling me, the guy who blazed daily and did certo to piss clean for a work drug test


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Sep 6 2018 12:11AM
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percs
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midwesternmaniacWhere do you get pectin what form is it in


got mine at target. it was ball brand and a powder
Sep 6 2018 4:43AM
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oldworld_newlife
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keithnollgot mine at target. it was ball brand and a powder


Thanks
Sep 6 2018 9:06AM
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HypeBeast
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keithnollgot mine at target. it was ball brand and a powder


I am curious tho. Was this a legit drug test that tests for urine dilution and sends the samples off for further review? Or was it just a simple you passed yay immediate kind of thing? I'm thinking maybe you just got lucky as the tests aren't always 100% accurate. Still odd tho as you said ur an everyday kind of smoker.

I was reading about this certo method and all in all it basically just sounds like you drink a shit ton of liquid which dilutes your urine. Drinking dissolved fruit pectin has no mechanism whatsoever that would cause you to pass a urine drug test.
Sep 6 2018 9:17AM
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percs
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IsitWinterYet17I am curious tho. Was this a legit drug test that tests for urine dilution and sends the samples off for further review? Or was it just a simple you passed yay immediate kind of thing? I'm thinking maybe you just got lucky as the tests aren't always 100% accurate. Still odd tho as you said ur an everyday kind of smoker.

I was reading about this certo method and all in all it basically just sounds like you drink a shit ton of liquid which dilutes your urine. Drinking dissolved fruit pectin has no mechanism whatsoever that would cause you to pass a urine drug test.


yes it was a real ass test. I even tested myself before I drank the pectin day of and failed. I tested myself at home again after doing the method and passed. Went straight to the testing facility after that
Sep 6 2018 1:14PM
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percs
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Heres the method

1tsp of creatine
packet of certo(fruit pectin) I just eyeballed 5 tbsp apprx
big bottle of gatorade

mix together in gatorade bottle before bed and drink
repeat same thing 2 hours before d test next day
stay hydrated and pee a few times before the test
Sep 6 2018 1:21PM
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Lonely
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keithnollHeres the method

1tsp of creatine
packet of certo(fruit pectin) I just eyeballed 5 tbsp apprx
big bottle of gatorade

mix together in gatorade bottle before bed and drink
repeat same thing 2 hours before d test next day
stay hydrated and pee a few times before the test


Creatine, gatorade and lots of exercise works wonders I'm told.
Sep 7 2018 9:42AM
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.SHAGGY.
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I drank a cup of bleach after smoking a joint and passed my drug test with flying carpets!
Sep 7 2018 10:37PM
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