Skiing Wachussett (small mountain in massachusetts) earlier this season, standing waiting to get on the next chair with my buddy. All of a sudden we hear a commotion and I look up and see Jerry, flailing around in a foot deep puddle on his back, skis still attached waving in the air. Naturally, I take my phone out and start filming while he rolls around trying to stand up and starts walking (skis still on) back to the chair with us, dripping wet.
He gets on the next chair with us and proceeds to lambaste me the entire ride up for filming without permission, being rude, uneducated, get a job etc. I informed him that I graduated from a nearby prestigious university and was just promoted at a well-known company downtown.
He finished by saying "well your skiing sucks and your ass is hanging out"
I thanked him for his kind words and skied off still laughing.