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Story for a black eye

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Shower_Boy
Posts: 155 - Karma: 1,373
So I gave myself a black eye by under rotating a backflip into an air bag and my knee slammed into my face but thats a pretty lame excuse for a black eye so I need a better story to tell people when they ask what happened
Feb 11 2018 11:59AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9099 - Karma: 65,215
Just change it to being on a real jump and it being your ski pole instead and it's suddenly far less lame, yet equally realistic. If you want to go for broke, poke a hole through your goggles lens
Feb 11 2018 12:16PM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9774 - Karma: 72,207
I almost knocked my teeth out today with my ski pole so it's all good
Feb 11 2018 7:07PM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 3,657
Say that you tried to get in a fight with your mom but she beat your ass
Feb 11 2018 10:12PM
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Casey
Posts: 7784 - Karma: 23,456
Tell people you are the reason Rob Porter got fired.
Feb 12 2018 1:01AM
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