Losing skipass - stories

one time i was scarfing down my usual 10 eggs on the lift ride and there happened to be a undercover ski patrol and he asked me for some eggs and i said no i need my fix and he was not happy and we got in a big arguement and i ended up cracking an egg right on top of this guys head but his helmet had holes in it like some do so it got in his hair and he was not havin it after that one so he threatened to pull my pass and i said do it you wont and he said "oh yes i will egg boy" and i got mad so i started beating him with my empty carton of eggs. Once we got off the lift he tried to follow me down whiist yelling at me and threating my pass but i ended up losing him in the tres, or so i thought. This guy came back at me with a branch so i quickly caught a tad bit of air and just kosacked him straight in the face with the triple cracked edge of my line tigersnakes. it wasnt over yet though this guy was a persistent little bugger. He attempted to pin me down so i whipped out my trusty egg spoon and just went to town on this guy. i finally subdued him and tied his hands and feet with my extra tall t that i had ripped in half. i couldnt let the guy go cause i knew he would just snitch and i would be a deadman. So i kept him there for a couple weeks and i would just feed him my leftover eggs everyother day. Then i promised him that i would let him go if he didnt snitch and he said yes so i let him go but he snitched anyway and thats how i got 10 years in prison.

Skiing in a snowboard only halfpipe at gore mtn. Luckily I wasn't a pass holder then so it was just a day ticket and early afternoon. Fucking cunts.

theabortionatorSkiing in a snowboard only halfpipe at gore mtn. Luckily I wasn't a pass holder then so it was just a day ticket and early afternoon. Fucking cunts.

thanks for the story grandpa rusty sounds like it happened 15 years ago

TRVP_ANGELthanks for the story grandpa rusty sounds like it happened 15 years ago

Only time I ever had my pass actually taken. Otherwise just had threats. Also it's not that hard to not get your pass taken. Every week on here it's like "I was skiing backwards but I wasn't even going that fast, and I took our 5 people but they skied into ME. And the yellow jacket said I was out of control but I told that fucking jerry that I've been skiing for almost 3 years now and I can eve hit rails! And then they took my pass. I don't understand it!!!!!:

I_Liek_Eggsone time i was scarfing down my usual 10 eggs on the lift ride and there happened to be a undercover ski patrol and he asked me for some eggs and i said no i need my fix and he was not happy and we got in a big arguement and i ended up cracking an egg right on top of this guys head

so you aye 10 eggs and cracked one on the egg head patroler.... what happened to the 12th egg? I need to know

Lift broke down right near the end and a friend dared me to jump. Didn't get my pass pulled but came awfully close.

one time my pass fell out of my pocket

Belchone time my pass fell out of my pocket

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the undercover ski patrol caught me taking 2 1/2 weed on lift

yungQthe undercover ski patrol caught me taking 2 1/2 weed on lift

wow 2 1/2 weed

Belchwow 2 1/2 weed

That’s sum big weed dude