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theabortionator
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What did some of us do to offend you mama nature? Can we have a bit of snow? I think some of the Southeast would be down to trade weather.

Anybody have any tips on witchcraft, voodoo, snow dances, sacrifices, etc to change the luck?
Jan 5 2018 5:14AM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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We need to make a sacrifice.
Jan 5 2018 6:19AM
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Gingermcginger
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Mama nature giving the east coast some lovin!
Jan 5 2018 7:38AM
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JohnnyDope
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broccoliraabeWe need to make a sacrifice.


You need to lay an egg to make it happen
Jan 5 2018 8:41AM
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theabortionator
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It's 45 and raining now :(
Jan 5 2018 8:11PM
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Belch
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Mort has angered the gods. He must be sacraficed
Jan 5 2018 8:40PM
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profa_212
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You chose the wrong year to come to tahoe man....pray for a better second half of January.


Montana got pounded but that seems like about it as far as the west went.


If anybody has a bonfire going I have a ski to sacrifice
Jan 5 2018 8:43PM
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iced
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sacrifice a few icecubes on a stovetop and you should be good
Jan 5 2018 8:59PM
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Peach.
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I blew a knee and 3 days later Steamboat picked up 26" in three days.

How dedicated are you?
Jan 5 2018 9:38PM
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profa_212
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Peach.I blew a knee and 3 days later Steamboat picked up 26" in three days.

How dedicated are you?


Youre still alive? Havent seen you here in a minute
Jan 5 2018 10:24PM
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Peach.
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Profahoben_212Youre still alive? Havent seen you here in a minute


I only associate with you degenerates when I'm hurt.
Jan 5 2018 11:10PM
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r._ed
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My theory is that Ullr is mad at America because Trump pulled out of the Paris Agreement and this is his punishment on you guys. If I was Ullr, I would be pissed.
Jan 6 2018 12:33AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Utah next week ideally, anyone down to shred next saturday? At snowbird, I go fast, that's about it.
Jan 6 2018 12:46AM
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twatt_chaurus
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the snows at europe, hell yeah
Jan 6 2018 12:56AM
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theabortionator
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Profahoben_212You chose the wrong year to come to tahoe man....pray for a better second half of January.


Montana got pounded but that seems like about it as far as the west went.


If anybody has a bonfire going I have a ski to sacrifice


Well I actually took a job in Tahoe last year but my car broke and some douche gave my job away. Apparently he quit mid season anyway. Was a decent winter in Aspen last year. Also aspen is stuggling hard atm as well.

Oregon and Washington got good snow in spots but i dont have time to get up there. If utah gets a dump Ill visit the peoples.
Jan 6 2018 1:14AM
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profa_212
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theabortionatorWell I actually took a job in Tahoe last year but my car broke and some douche gave my job away. Apparently he quit mid season anyway. Was a decent winter in Aspen last year. Also aspen is stuggling hard atm as well.

Oregon and Washington got good snow in spots but i dont have time to get up there. If utah gets a dump Ill visit the peoples.


I remember you talking about your car. that sounded pretty rough.

Its always nice to have options and with slc being only 7 hours its pretty easy to rip over there.
Jan 6 2018 1:25AM
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Segsxi
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Barely hanging on at Ski Bowl on Hood, I can see the MTN Bike Trails now clear as day, the alpine slide is also popping out making for a nice jib. We were able to have our annual rail jam tonight at least and Timberline our friendly neighbor, letting us ski there with our employee passes.
Jan 6 2018 1:43AM
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Zypher
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theabortionatorWell I actually took a job in Tahoe last year but my car broke and some douche gave my job away. Apparently he quit mid season anyway. Was a decent winter in Aspen last year. Also aspen is stuggling hard atm as well.

Oregon and Washington got good snow in spots but i dont have time to get up there. If utah gets a dump Ill visit the peoples.


Don't come to oregon haha. Hood is getting strip teased by mother nature and Bachelor is a fucking wasteland. Hoodoo and anywhere southern have only seen rain.
Jan 6 2018 3:24AM
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theabortionator
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ZypherDon't come to oregon haha. Hood is getting strip teased by mother nature and Bachelor is a fucking wasteland. Hoodoo and anywhere southern have only seen rain.


A couple weeks ago it seemed like some of Oregon and a bunch of Washington was getting nuked. Well maybe just some spots. Also had some friend go up before xmas and hit a bunch of fresh everywhere.
Jan 6 2018 4:58AM
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1spliff2guinnies
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It's raining in Whistler. But more snow on the way.
Jan 6 2018 8:46AM
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DominatorJacques
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theabortionatorWhat did some of us do to offend you mama nature? Can we have a bit of snow? I think some of the Southeast would be down to trade weather.

Anybody have any tips on witchcraft, voodoo, snow dances, sacrifices, etc to change the luck?


Take your best skis and cut them into little pieces with a band saw. Destroy the bindings with a sledge hammer. Then burn your season pass. Works every time.
Jan 6 2018 9:53AM
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Jah-Beef
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God finally decided to bless the east coast for once, can people just be happy about that?
Jan 6 2018 9:58AM
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Segsxi
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Jah-BeefGod finally decided to bless the east coast for once, can people just be happy about that?

No
Jan 6 2018 1:38PM
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.frenchy
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twatt_chaurusthe snows at europe, hell yeah


not germany haha
Jan 6 2018 2:16PM
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SkiBum.
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Trumps fault
Jan 6 2018 6:33PM
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Jdunn3
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Just need to crank up the snow guns
Jan 6 2018 9:00PM
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Cadenmccullough
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We have all sorts of snow over here in MT.
Jan 7 2018 12:24AM
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_Jeffrey_
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Oregon snowpack is thin all we get is rain and mid 30's temps :(
Jan 7 2018 1:19AM
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theabortionator
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Jdunn3Just need to crank up the snow guns



When its 40 plus and or raining not so much. Places that have snowmaking are definitely cranking it out every window they get.
Jan 7 2018 3:56AM
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Kulharin
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BC interior powder highway. Or south of the border; northern half of Washington, Idaho, and Montana prolly a good bet. No where south of that.

**This post was edited on Jan 7th 2018 at 12:20:18pm

**This post was edited on Jan 7th 2018 at 12:36:19pm
Jan 7 2018 12:16PM
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profa_212
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theabortionatorWhen its 40 plus and or raining not so much. Places that have snowmaking are definitely cranking it out every window they get.


I'm back in South Dakota right now and the hill literally ran out of water for the guns.

Fkn droughts man
Jan 7 2018 12:23PM
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theabortionator
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Profahoben_212I'm back in South Dakota right now and the hill literally ran out of water for the guns.

Fkn droughts man


That's rough. Def gotta invest in more ponds(unless it's just a super fucked drought. If you can't make snow you're fucked these days. Natural snow is hit or miss.

Heavenly got like 6 inches. Rode 2 days ago and then northstar yesterday who had like 4. Also all the rocks in pinball were covered for the first time in weeks.
Jan 8 2018 12:02PM
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Powside
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I'm heading out to Utah in about a month. Temperatures seem to be hovering around freezing at the resorts that I'm looking at. Hopefully the snow gods have some mercy during the next few weeks.
Jan 8 2018 12:36PM
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HypeBeast
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PowsideI'm heading out to Utah in about a month. Temperatures seem to be hovering around freezing at the resorts that I'm looking at. Hopefully the snow gods have some mercy during the next few weeks.


Yup me too. A little nervous but there's a storm lined up later this week. Hopefully it turns around soon. Sometimes big droughts end with big storms. Kinda regretting not heading somewhere more north, as we debated between Utah and elsewhere...

Someone mentioned east coast. FYI rain in the forecast again within the next week. So much for all that snow we just got...
Jan 8 2018 2:06PM
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Kulharin
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According to this map; it ain't central or south west.

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jz7lytWdfp0/WlDr6Gr-EOI/AAAAAAAAs-o/s1IOsn6TP0oktI1xTlyDSmoHy3u28MtBwCEwYBhgL/s1600/west_swepctnormal_update.png
Jan 8 2018 3:51PM
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HypeBeast
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Nevermind. Bad post.

**This post was edited on Jan 9th 2018 at 1:35:46pm
Jan 9 2018 1:30PM
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abar.
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theabortionatorA couple weeks ago it seemed like some of Oregon and a bunch of Washington was getting nuked. Well maybe just some spots. Also had some friend go up before xmas and hit a bunch of fresh everywhere.


Bachelor DID get nuked a few weeks ago, but then we got hit by rain which took us back to nothing
Jan 9 2018 1:56PM
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theabortionator
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qe77oBachelor DID get nuked a few weeks ago, but then we got hit by rain which took us back to nothing


Ah true. Such is life I guess. Mother nature can be a proper cunt sometimes.
Jan 9 2018 1:57PM
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DominatorJacques
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I was stoked as it was snowing pretty good as I left Bachelor about 1:30ish.
By this morning the Mt got squat.
Still been plenty of kinda like snow to ski on though.
Today was a fog fest.
Pray for snow in the PNW!

From yesterday. Super short video.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/888788/Snow-At-Last---Jacques-Workin--It-Decals-January-8th-2018
Jan 9 2018 7:36PM
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milo-mcsenderson
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Alps is being shat on at the moment, monstrous snowfall all over the place
Jan 9 2018 9:31PM
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SkiBum.
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Pouring rain at 7k Utah this morning. Good times.
Jan 10 2018 10:27AM
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Kulharin
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There seems to be a very narrow band of moisture in the westcoast this year that's been hovering pretty much in central and southern BC and northern washington, idaho.

Nearly this entire season within this band of moisture has been largely good snow, but immediately south of that it's been nothing but warmth and rain. To the north of the band, very dry and very cold. Then kind of fans out across into the rest of canada and the us.
Jan 10 2018 9:38PM
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butter-boi
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does anyone know dae wae ???
Jan 10 2018 11:07PM
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