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Mort vs Pro skiers

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cg.99
Posts: 317 - Karma: 718
Mort- so strong that skis break for no reason

Pro- weak. Skis never break



Mort- skis into ditches without any second thought

Pros- stay away from ditches cuz they’re scared



Mort- doesnt pay for new skis when they break

Pro- spends money on useless skis



Mort- has cousin the that is a lawyer

Pros- cousins probs aren’t lawyers

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Dec 29 2017 3:15PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Mort: has a grandma who sits around all day smoking cigarettes and will help him get new skis

Pros: don’t have grandmas
Dec 29 2017 3:30PM
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weedoo
Posts: 650 - Karma: 1,838
Mort: breaks ON3P’s, gets sponsored by K2

Pros: ....
Dec 29 2017 5:13PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,467
Mort: doesnt need new wave to get street cred. Also hates new wave.

Pros: shop at good will to try to fit in with new wave
Dec 29 2017 9:35PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Mort: slays pussy

Pros: get no pussy
Dec 30 2017 11:24PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
Posts: 651 - Karma: 893
Mort: eats asshole

Pros: don’t even eat pussy
Dec 30 2017 11:50PM
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ChangeCashMoney
Posts: 311 - Karma: 1,318
I was going to do a thread sort of like this but Mort vs. Morty from Rick & Morty -

Mort: whiny lil bitch, makes grandma solve problems
Morty: whiny lil bitch, makes grandpa solve problems
Dec 31 2017 11:09AM
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