Tinder experience (funny)

Running into Op’s mom a few times, that was pretty fun

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Got 'm

weedooRunning into Op’s mom a few times, that was pretty fun

jmckay7

either we live right beside each other or this is the oldest trick in the book for any cripple. Literally have seen this twice already.

TRVP_ANGELeither we live right beside each other or this is the oldest trick in the book for any cripple. Literally have seen this twice already.

Tt boy fucked her

TRVP_ANGELeither we live right beside each other or this is the oldest trick in the book for any cripple. Literally have seen this twice already.

good for you

TRVP_ANGELeither we live right beside each other or this is the oldest trick in the book for any cripple. Literally have seen this twice already.

At least she owns it and comes right out and says it. Would you rather some dark room scene where captain hook takes your fucking eye out?

theabortionatorAt least she owns it and comes right out and says it. Would you rather some dark room scene where captain hook takes your fucking eye out?

exactly im looking for something exactly like that: http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html (scroll down to 7th story)

TRVP_ANGELexactly im looking for something exactly like that: http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html (scroll down to 7th story)

That was some of the dumbest shit I've ever read, but still I lolled . Harrrr

My tinder bio was on a buzzfeed article. I'm #19. https://www.buzzfeed.com/annakopsky/funniest-tinder-bios?utm_term=.vprjNxm87#.aqjBDqR2J

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lol, thanks

jmckay7

I would

jmckay7

Same bio for a girl here but instead she only has one eye...

I'm kind of a shitty person for this one but...

Matched with a girl a few days ago and started talking, we decided to meet up for drinks last night. She seemed pretty cute from her pictures, so I was stoked to get to know her. I got to the bar before her and was just chillin, waiting. After a couple minutes this stank nasty looking girl with awful teeth comes up to me, sort of sheepish, and goes "Hey, Spencer? From Tinder? I'm Alison, hi!" She looked NOTHING like the person I thought I'd been talking to. Fairly overweight, bad teeth as I had mentioned - bad breath as well - needless to say I was thrown off. But she clearly recognized me and knew who I was, so I said yeah and asked her what she wanted to drink. In the back of my mind I'm thinking about how the fuck I'm going to get out of this situation. We took our beers to a table, got to chatting, and after a couple minutes I excused myself to go to the bathroom. She was nice enough but I wasn't attracted to her and frankly I was annoyed that she used pictures that didn't look like she actually did, I just wanted to go home. So I called my homie and asked him to call me right back, and act like his car had broken down and he needed a ride. I went back to the table, sat down, got the call from my homie and acted all surprised, then told him I'd be right there. Apologized to the girl and told her I couldn't leave the homie high and dry, paid for the drinks, and got the fuck out. She's texted me a few times today and I've been just ignoring her. I feel a little guilty for lying to her, but not guilty enough to pretend to be interested.

Honestly it's her fault bro, I understand you completely

ChangeCashMoneyI'm kind of a shitty person for this one but...

Matched with a girl a few days ago and started talking, we decided to meet up for drinks last night. She seemed pretty cute from her pictures, so I was stoked to get to know her. I got to the bar before her and was just chillin, waiting. After a couple minutes this stank nasty looking girl with awful teeth comes up to me, sort of sheepish, and goes "Hey, Spencer? From Tinder? I'm Alison, hi!" She looked NOTHING like the person I thought I'd been talking to. Fairly overweight, bad teeth as I had mentioned - bad breath as well - needless to say I was thrown off. But she clearly recognized me and knew who I was, so I said yeah and asked her what she wanted to drink. In the back of my mind I'm thinking about how the fuck I'm going to get out of this situation. We took our beers to a table, got to chatting, and after a couple minutes I excused myself to go to the bathroom. She was nice enough but I wasn't attracted to her and frankly I was annoyed that she used pictures that didn't look like she actually did, I just wanted to go home. So I called my homie and asked him to call me right back, and act like his car had broken down and he needed a ride. I went back to the table, sat down, got the call from my homie and acted all surprised, then told him I'd be right there. Apologized to the girl and told her I couldn't leave the homie high and dry, paid for the drinks, and got the fuck out. She's texted me a few times today and I've been just ignoring her. I feel a little guilty for lying to her, but not guilty enough to pretend to be interested.

ChangeCashMoneyI'm kind of a shitty person for this one but...

Matched with a girl a few days ago and started talking, we decided to meet up for drinks last night. She seemed pretty cute from her pictures, so I was stoked to get to know her. I got to the bar before her and was just chillin, waiting. After a couple minutes this stank nasty looking girl with awful teeth comes up to me, sort of sheepish, and goes "Hey, Spencer? From Tinder? I'm Alison, hi!" She looked NOTHING like the person I thought I'd been talking to. Fairly overweight, bad teeth as I had mentioned - bad breath as well - needless to say I was thrown off. But she clearly recognized me and knew who I was, so I said yeah and asked her what she wanted to drink. In the back of my mind I'm thinking about how the fuck I'm going to get out of this situation. We took our beers to a table, got to chatting, and after a couple minutes I excused myself to go to the bathroom. She was nice enough but I wasn't attracted to her and frankly I was annoyed that she used pictures that didn't look like she actually did, I just wanted to go home. So I called my homie and asked him to call me right back, and act like his car had broken down and he needed a ride. I went back to the table, sat down, got the call from my homie and acted all surprised, then told him I'd be right there. Apologized to the girl and told her I couldn't leave the homie high and dry, paid for the drinks, and got the fuck out. She's texted me a few times today and I've been just ignoring her. I feel a little guilty for lying to her, but not guilty enough to pretend to be interested.

Smooth move, I might use this sometimes

I know a guy who said he went to the toilet but he just left. Hahaha, he's a nice guy though

ChangeCashMoneyI'm kind of a shitty person for this one but...

Matched with a girl a few days ago and started talking, we decided to meet up for drinks last night. She seemed pretty cute from her pictures, so I was stoked to get to know her. I got to the bar before her and was just chillin, waiting. After a couple minutes this stank nasty looking girl with awful teeth comes up to me, sort of sheepish, and goes "Hey, Spencer? From Tinder? I'm Alison, hi!" She looked NOTHING like the person I thought I'd been talking to. Fairly overweight, bad teeth as I had mentioned - bad breath as well - needless to say I was thrown off. But she clearly recognized me and knew who I was, so I said yeah and asked her what she wanted to drink. In the back of my mind I'm thinking about how the fuck I'm going to get out of this situation. We took our beers to a table, got to chatting, and after a couple minutes I excused myself to go to the bathroom. She was nice enough but I wasn't attracted to her and frankly I was annoyed that she used pictures that didn't look like she actually did, I just wanted to go home. So I called my homie and asked him to call me right back, and act like his car had broken down and he needed a ride. I went back to the table, sat down, got the call from my homie and acted all surprised, then told him I'd be right there. Apologized to the girl and told her I couldn't leave the homie high and dry, paid for the drinks, and got the fuck out. She's texted me a few times today and I've been just ignoring her. I feel a little guilty for lying to her, but not guilty enough to pretend to be interested.

She lied with the pictures and didnt feel guilty. neither should you

FIRATI know a guy who said he went to the toilet but he just left. Hahaha, he's a nice guy though

I used this once but the girl was in my tent at this point already. I went out to pee and vanished in the abyss. She stole my blanket but it was still worth it. I was tripping pretty hard and the situation was freaking me out.

I'm guessing it works best if shes isn't already in your home.

theabortionatorI'm guessing it works best if shes isn't already in your home.

Yeah, no first dates at home if you haven't seen them before. Hahaha and why did you leave?

theabortionatorI used this once but the girl was in my tent at this point already. I went out to pee and vanished in the abyss. She stole my blanket but it was still worth it. I was tripping pretty hard and the situation was freaking me out.

I'm guessing it works best if shes isn't already in your home.

Seems like kind of a bad deal for you, she must have been a ten crazy.

got this Guatemalan chick to lick my asshole once

One time I pretended to be a Guatamalen chick and licked this dude's asshole. What an idiot!