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I invented the best Ski Resort Food ever for only $0.50. AMA

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TRVP_ANGEL
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Take a bread roll for $0.50
Take free soup crackers
Slice the bread roll in half
Put in soup crackers.

CRACKER SANDWICH

apply condiments to taste.
Dec 17 2017 8:39PM
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cbj
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Wow man how much pussy do you get per day?
Dec 17 2017 8:42PM
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.FRY.
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1. walk into resort cafeteria
2. take shit on the floor
3. steal a whole chicken finger plate
4. punch employee in the face if they attempt to stop you
5. achieve feeling of accomplishment
Dec 17 2017 10:17PM
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MothaHucker
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I'll stick to my homemade ski lodge tomato soup recipe
Dec 17 2017 10:35PM
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RudyGarmisch
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If you have to buy something you're just like part of the system man
Dec 17 2017 11:02PM
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losh
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.Fry1. walk into resort cafeteria
2. take shit on the floor
3. steal a whole chicken finger plate
4. punch employee in the face if they attempt to stop you
5. achieve feeling of accomplishment


I feel like alot of your posts are connected to feces in one way or another.
Dec 17 2017 11:13PM
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cozzey
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In what world would this beat ramen or other food you could bring...?
Dec 17 2017 11:17PM
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.FRY.
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jlens05I feel like alot of your posts are connected to feces in one way or another.

shitting is something everyone does every day, why not make it artistic?
Dec 17 2017 11:18PM
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Rockhound
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Just pretend to be a busboy like Ager and eat the trimmings of the high class
Dec 17 2017 11:22PM
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mulz
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MothaHuckerI'll stick to my homemade ski lodge tomato soup recipe


Is this code for microwaved ketchup?
Dec 18 2017 12:16AM
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Static
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i've been thinking about stashing otterpops and/or ice cream sandwiches all over the hill, ski into the trees for a quick snack
Dec 18 2017 12:48AM
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theabortionator
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A couple times we brought a hot plate and made spaghetti in lodges. Did it at crotched for the video park one year. I saved some in a plastic walmart bag and ate it the next day. I think me + booze + walmart bag pasta, exists in video somewhere. Oh what a time to be alive.

Your version sounds at least 30% classier.
Dec 18 2017 1:28AM
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Belch
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jlens05I feel like alot of your posts are connected to feces in one way or another.


you are what you post...
Dec 18 2017 1:33AM
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MothaHucker
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mulzIs this code for microwaved ketchup?


1/4 cup of ketchup
Add hot water
Add coffee creamer
Salt, pepper, hot sauce to taste
Top with soup crackers (if available)
Lunch of champions
Dec 18 2017 2:41AM
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HypeBeast
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$20 to the first person to do this cracker sandwich and then get it on video asking people for leftovers. And asking people if they want a sandwich too. Really talk it up
Dec 18 2017 3:40AM
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search4freshies
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we used to mix hot water with ketchup and call it "tomato soup"
Dec 18 2017 12:19PM
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cg.99
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Get a full cup full relish, and bam. Lunch
Dec 18 2017 1:10PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Someone please do this so I can bring my own bowl and dig in when you leave the bathroom
Dec 18 2017 1:36PM
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christianwearsch
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i'm more of a saltines and butter for $0 type of guy
Dec 18 2017 3:01PM
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CharlzHub
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Does this have the same effect with corn chips / potato chips?
And what about sliced bread?
Is it more of a morning food or an afternoon appetiser?
Do I have to remove my gloves before eating?
Can it be consumed on the move?
Will I be fought for this meal in the lift line?
Does this meal support vegan and vegetarian lifestyles?
How many calories per serving?
What drink would best compliment this dish?
Is it to be served hot or cold?
Dec 18 2017 7:13PM
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HypeBeast
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The real question is..... Can you eat it in 60 seconds?
Dec 18 2017 8:04PM
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cool_name
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just pack a lunch....
Dec 18 2017 8:20PM
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JWillySkeez
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Actually pull a Charlie Ager and pretend to be a bus boy then eat the food you acquire from other peoples tables.
Dec 19 2017 5:05PM
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DirtYStylE
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Statici've been thinking about stashing otterpops and/or ice cream sandwiches all over the hill, ski into the trees for a quick snack


This works better with beer, but you really just want one good stash. Then again you waste time stopping at the stash spots when you could just consume on the lift.
Dec 19 2017 5:39PM
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r._ed
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If you are on a budget and can't afford the .50 cents there is always season sure soup:

Take a cup of hot water (free)
Add ketchup and Frank's hot sauce (free)
Bingo bongo bango you have tomato soup.
Dec 19 2017 11:57PM
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