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Simon Dumonts Unisuits

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B.Cox
Posts: 458 - Karma: 18
what the fuck

Feb 9 2005 12:33PM
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oregonSki
Posts: 123 - Karma: 10
that sounds like
1) the gayest thing ever (no offence to anyone, you know who you are)

2) who the fuck would ware that?

3) who the fuck even thought that up? -- your sick


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Feb 9 2005 12:35PM
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*GP*
Posts: 1024 - Karma: 28
The one piece Oakley suits are dope. Everyone that matters in the industry thinks they are pretty dope too, so why would anybody care WTF some no name kids think?
Feb 9 2005 2:24PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
A guy at my hill called elvis has one




if shes with a new guy then that means you either have a small penis or you suck at having sex or both so just kill yourself now and end your pain!
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Feb 9 2005 2:29PM
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jibbajabba2
Posts: 290 - Karma: 10
unitards bring the suck. seriously.
Feb 9 2005 2:35PM
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FULLBLOWNAIDS
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
man that is crazy i do know if i would wear one of those do they make them for tall people like 6'3'
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i hope i dont look dumb because im the only skier out here with all these snowboarders, i hope they dont look at skis like they're rollerblades because they might laugh at me
Feb 9 2005 2:38PM
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Huckasorass
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 80
^ sorry man, your gonna have to settle for the XXXL Carthart Farm Version in light poop colour
Feb 9 2005 2:48PM
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montanan
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those suits probably cost a billion bucks

Feb 9 2005 2:50PM
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FULLBLOWNAIDS
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
lol
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i hope i dont look dumb because im the only skier out here with all these snowboarders, i hope they dont look at skis like they're rollerblades because they might laugh at me
Feb 9 2005 2:50PM
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FULLBLOWNAIDS
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
for the people who hasnt seen it






your welcome hoes
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i hope i dont look dumb because im the only skier out here with all these snowboarders, i hope they dont look at skis like they're rollerblades because they might laugh at me
Feb 9 2005 2:52PM
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FULLBLOWNAIDS
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
yea i bet they will be like 700.00 dollars
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i hope i dont look dumb because im the only skier out here with all these snowboarders, i hope they dont look at skis like they're rollerblades because they might laugh at me
Feb 9 2005 2:53PM
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FartBoy05
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gooofy
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Feb 9 2005 2:54PM
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aggro_sk8
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i like having a jacket i can take off while i chill in a pair of pants and a teeshirt. its nice, unisuits... well... arent
-Joe
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Feb 9 2005 2:55PM
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*ThaMovment*
Posts: 564 - Karma: 50
^^thats just a little over what a proper skijacket cost in Norway.
And thats without the pants.....!!



check it out
Feb 9 2005 2:58PM
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Dahlin
Posts: 112 - Karma: 11
Well they were not sold this winter and probably wont for next either but you never know...

It is really comfortable and its big (got the XXL)


Feb 9 2005 3:19PM
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odb
Posts: 12 - Karma: 11
Those things ruled the 80's like a muther-fucker, until someone said 'hey it's the fag in a bag suit' and they have been stupid ever since.

have fun wearing your fag in bag suit!
Feb 9 2005 3:26PM
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Grammar_Nazi
Posts: 796 - Karma: 20
they should make a jacket like that

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if you have cokers skis....ima g-stomp your ass bitch
VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE
'YO IM NOT GAY, SNOWBLADES ARE NOT GAY, BUT SKIS ARE GAY' and i quoteth 'linesnowblades'
Feb 9 2005 3:26PM
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FULLBLOWNAIDS
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
i would just pull out a knife and slice that dude like butta if he called me a fag in a bag
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i hope i dont look dumb because im the only skier out here with all these snowboarders, i hope they dont look at skis like they're rollerblades because they might laugh at me
Feb 9 2005 3:28PM
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godsDun
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 29
oakley needs to stick to goggles.

G-Kids
Feb 9 2005 4:02PM
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kendrick
Posts: 787 - Karma: 25
must be tough to 'drop off the kids' while sporting that piece
Feb 9 2005 4:03PM
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Trash
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^ i wouldn't buy one without a poo hatch.

Feb 9 2005 4:12PM
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bunyon
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Feb 9 2005 4:20PM
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FULLBLOWNAIDS
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
what is that?
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i hope i dont look dumb because im the only skier out here with all these snowboarders, i hope they dont look at skis like they're rollerblades because they might laugh at me
Feb 9 2005 7:01PM
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bananarama
Posts: 74 - Karma: 10
that thing is gay
join me cult
Feb 9 2005 9:01PM
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Triple_Strum
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when I saw him in slopestyle wearing that I almost puked. haha, hideous!


I dream of winter.
Feb 9 2005 9:42PM
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Irotate360
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i liked the camo last year but that is just plane ugly





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Feb 9 2005 9:43PM
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OGSlopewatcherAssassin
Posts: 393 - Karma: 16
FagBags/FartBags are incredibly gay, as are anyone wearing them.........
Feb 9 2005 10:09PM
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Ace3+4
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 50
I dont like it...




Rip more talk less
Feb 9 2005 10:13PM
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rossihotti
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
it doesnt matter what he wears.. he'll rock it either way
Feb 19 2005 11:57AM
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creedman672
Posts: 248 - Karma: 2,729
i can dig it
Feb 19 2005 12:43PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
i would wear it for sure, especially if oakley paid me.

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Feb 19 2005 12:48PM
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pbplaya69
Posts: 611 - Karma: 19
i dont like it cause u can sag your pants
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Feb 19 2005 1:35PM
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threejay
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 15
i like the orage one...


http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9734247
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Feb 19 2005 1:53PM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
^ me to oakleys has gone gay



Land Shark, Land Shark.
Feb 19 2005 2:11PM
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NipissingRidge
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
It was good in grade 3, it's good now..or maybe not.
Comes with mittens on a string.
Feb 19 2005 6:25PM
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ETF-has-guns
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first of all you little pencil neck internet ass jockeys, the dumont is the man, so watch what you say about his fashion sense.
second of all, when you are as jacked as he is, you need room to move the muscles around while jumping and shit.
third, and finally, the dumont should wear no top, just bare skin, so you little ass monkeys can see what a real skier is supposed to look like.
muscles and shit.
what?
Feb 19 2005 7:14PM
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Spam_Man_1500
Posts: 1358 - Karma: 12
I remember when I was little, they were pretty nice for walking around in powder and what not. Supreme protection!!!!
Feb 19 2005 7:54PM
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threejay
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 15
^^maybe you should take dumonts cock out of your mouth


http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9734247
Go there if you want to help me out and get a free ipod yourself too. thanks.

Feb 19 2005 7:56PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
i think they are fuckin sic!
SKI FOR LIFE!

If it was easy it would be called snowboarding.
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THE BLACK WALL STREEEEEEET.

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Feb 19 2005 7:58PM
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nickmiles
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I don't know about you guys but the Orage one piece is way sweet. The Oakley ones are poop.
Feb 19 2005 7:58PM
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skiierman
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Here's another look at his one piece. Yeah, you guys are 100 percent right. Look how GAY that is!







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