Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Crusty Old Dried Up NSers

profile picture
Govygen_gourmet
Posts: 380 - Karma: -477
Ya know, those guys that are still stuck in a certain era, they are the ones who down everybody else's style of skiing. Get this, their style of skiing is not only the "steeziest" but it is also THE right way to ski. If you don't wear a Tall T and baggy pants you are automatically a bad skier according to these guys.

They don't contribute much to the industry as a whole, at least not anymore. In their hay day they had skiing sponsorships, nowadays they either moved on with their lives but still get on NSers to diss on "New Waves" or they haven't moved on with their lives and they are out on the hill looking like a grandpa wearing Tall Baggy Tshirts that cover their baggy pants. They say they hate stuck up racers but really they are just stuck up park, and all mountain skiers so if I were racing i'd hat them to. Did I also mention they smell? Yeah they stink. They hate the New Wave because New Wave skiers are younger, all eyes are on them now, and their style is complicated for these Krusty Krabs too mimic.

Face it, these old dudes health is deteriorating but they still want to be cork. They tried to butter but got a cramp in the process. Some of them sucked it up and moved onto snowboarding(You already know who it is!). Props to them, they would be better off snowboarding.

All in all who am I to tell these crusty old dudes how to life their lives? If they want to be bitter let them, it ain't my problem.

Dis yo boii speaking some real shit here on NS for Once. Peaces my Nizzles
Nov 30 2017 12:08AM
12 49
profile picture
Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
Park_RangerYeah, I'm aware that Magnus Graner is an unoriginal hack that sold out on a way of skiing that at one point he thought was really cool. Why do real pro skiers (Henrik Harlaut, Phil Casabon, LJ Strenio, Tom Wallisch, Tanner Hall, etc.) not do that? Because they are true to themselves and their skiing and don't really care what the latest trend is... they are just doing their thing.

Of course Tall T Productions sells new wave shit. Thank you for helping me make my point. It is a massive trend that everyone in the industry is trying to get a piece of and make a dollar or two off of. Nothing original or grass roots about it.


REAL NEW WAVE WITH REAL BUTTERS WITH REAL CLOTHES FROM REAL THRIFTSTORES ON REAL BENCHES IN REAL PARKS DOING REAL UNDERBONKS
Nov 30 2017 3:04PM
10 0
profile picture
TheSmokinL
Posts: 496 - Karma: 1,613
Chubz.UNDERBONKS


.
Nov 30 2017 3:48PM
1 0
profile picture
Crust_Station
Posts: 522 - Karma: 1,851
I just really dont see the issue, the bunch, vishnu, hoodcrew, their skiing is fun as fuck to watch, weve been seeing dudes do 9s, 10s, 12, for ages who cares that some dudes want to butter benches and hit the street with their homies and flow around the park, its the same shit that everyone else is tryna do just the style is different, just doesnt seem like a big deal, its not like skiing branching out is going to take away henrik or will away from you guys
Nov 30 2017 4:05PM
12 1
profile picture
Cade2
Posts: 2124 - Karma: 2,704
shredasaurusunrelated but can anyone help me with my suspenders:
i wanna wear them over my sweatshirt but the sweatshirt seems too big and the sides overflow around the suspenders. should i tuck my sweatshirt in?


Go ask your mom
Nov 30 2017 4:06PM
2 2
profile picture
shredasaurus
Posts: 357 - Karma: 888
CadeRGo ask your mom


how bout u suck my dick
Nov 30 2017 4:37PM
7 1
profile picture
Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
CadeRGo ask your mom


shredasaurushow bout u suck my dick


holy THREAD JACK. Grab your popcorn and sit back boyzzz!!!! this is gonna be epic
Nov 30 2017 4:39PM
9 2
profile picture
Cade2
Posts: 2124 - Karma: 2,704
shredasaurushow bout u suck my dick


Hey man im not the one who is worried abut looking fat in a sweatshirt
Nov 30 2017 4:44PM
14 2
profile picture
shredasaurus
Posts: 357 - Karma: 888
CadeRHey man im not the one who is worried abut looking fat in a sweatshirt


uh what are you talking about i said the sides fall over cuz its big...
Nov 30 2017 4:45PM
6 0
profile picture
freelowda
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 1,583
eminem vs. mumble rap
Nov 30 2017 4:50PM
19 1
profile picture
Cade2
Posts: 2124 - Karma: 2,704
shredasaurusuh what are you talking about i said the sides fall over cuz its big...


Yeah your worried about your rolls haha
Nov 30 2017 5:05PM
3 2
profile picture
shredasaurus
Posts: 357 - Karma: 888
CadeRYeah your worried about your rolls haha


lol ok
Nov 30 2017 5:19PM
8 0
profile picture
lil.Boye
Posts: 2470 - Karma: 11,226
.lenconWhy the fuck do people call it "New Wave"??? It makes it sound awful and cringey.. why can't we just call it skiing?? Or reference it as to "bunch style" or something like that if you need to call it something..

Also, it doesn't help when NS posts something on social media everyday callin it "new wave". Way to have a terrible name probably stick around now..

how bout we just call skiing "it"
What you doing later today mane?
just gone doing some it.
sounds lit Brushino.
Nov 30 2017 5:28PM
3 1
profile picture
Bloom.
Posts: 3533 - Karma: 13,167
Once you're over 25, you're over the hump. Might as well just get in a coffin and get buried, right?

Who wants to start a new website with me called oldwavers? We will revert back to 2005 era and won't let any of these god damn ballerina kids use the site.

Signing off - crusty old dude
Nov 30 2017 5:40PM
18 1
profile picture
tahoearmada20
Posts: 971 - Karma: 352
Also: a lotta the new wave stuff has been done for over 10 years just that now for some reason its gaining a lotta popularity which is dope because the whole point of freeskiing is to have fun
Nov 30 2017 6:15PM
9 0
profile picture
snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
As one of the old timers I'm confused. I thought Flock of Sea Gulls was new wave............ I don't even know what you whipper snappers are arguing about. Stay off my lawn and out of my lift line.


PS Flock of Sea Gulls was a band during a musical fad called "New Wave"
Nov 30 2017 6:24PM
12 0
profile picture
snowfinder
Posts: 2722 - Karma: 32,953
I just want people to land and look like they have control of their arms is that so much to ask for ?
Nov 30 2017 7:17PM
11 1
profile picture
DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
I dont even know how to post pics to Ns any more
Nov 30 2017 7:39PM
15 0
profile picture
Govygen_gourmet
Posts: 380 - Karma: -477
eheathI've been on NS for 15 years and this same topic comes up every year, OP you should be ashamed.

OP yOu shOULD be AShaMED
Nov 30 2017 7:49PM
8 4
profile picture
Govygen_gourmet
Posts: 380 - Karma: -477
freelowdaeminem vs. mumble rap

Trash Rapper vs Rap Gods
Nov 30 2017 7:52PM
1 6
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,454
This thread smells like an awful lot of butthurt
Nov 30 2017 8:00PM
12 1
profile picture
Govygen_gourmet
Posts: 380 - Karma: -477
theabortionatorThis thread smells like an awful lot of butthurt

Say one thing bad about spin to win, baggy clothes, and you get hurt butts.
Nov 30 2017 8:02PM
1 6
profile picture
Lonely
Posts: 6601 - Karma: 59,671
Govygen_gourmetSay one thing bad about spin to win, baggy clothes, and you get hurt butts.


Has doublecup spread to skigabber?
Nov 30 2017 9:00PM
5 0
profile picture
eheath
Posts: 61104 - Karma: 118,268
Govygen_gourmetOP yOu shOULD be AShaMED


hahahaha
Nov 30 2017 9:54PM
3 4
profile picture
cct_222
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 141
2007 - 2011

= the best and crustiest era of park skiing
Nov 30 2017 10:25PM
4 0
profile picture
quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
i like being crusty and old these days... i can actually afford new gear and lodge food if i feel like it. i can even afford to take OPs mom out on a date, but i'm not rich enough for dinner AND rubbers. so i just raw dog it instead.
Dec 1 2017 2:37AM
12 0
profile picture
Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
snowpocalypseAs one of the old timers I'm confused. I thought Flock of Sea Gulls was new wave............ I don't even know what you whipper snappers are arguing about. Stay off my lawn and out of my lift line.

PS Flock of Sea Gulls was a band during a musical fad called "New Wave"


yeah there's a neat ski movie called The Teddy Bear Crisis that ends with Flock of Seagulls. New wave at its finest.
Dec 1 2017 2:51AM
7 0
profile picture
johnblaze
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 2,442
zeerobI've got Fate pants and vest that really need to be in again so I can be cool like all you yutes.


BFA All fuckin day breh!
Dec 1 2017 10:38AM
0 0
profile picture
saskyskier71
Posts: 123 - Karma: 434
Chubz.REAL CLOTHES FROM REAL THRIFTSTORES


so uh. idk about anyone else but Imo we can definitely cut this shit out. new wave skiing is fine but is lacking in the style department.
Dec 1 2017 11:09AM
2 2
profile picture
Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
Old balls here saying "hi"...

FYI, us "crusty old dried up NSers" have contributed more to the ski industry than you can imagine. We were the ones poaching the "snowboard park" before skiers were even allowed. You sound like some little butthurt internet warrior hiding behind a computer calling people out.

Please enlighten me as to what the fuck "New Wave" is... in our day we just called it skiing.
Dec 1 2017 11:32AM
9 0
profile picture
peterpants
Posts: 260 - Karma: 637
why errybody so mad all the time now, i feel like im reading a trump vs hillary debate about skiing style... no one says you have to watch "new wave" edits
Dec 1 2017 11:41AM
7 0
profile picture
skierman
Posts: 8064 - Karma: 4,801
Pipe_MunkyOld balls here saying "hi"...



Please enlighten me as to what the fuck "New Wave" is... in our day we just called it skiing.


As far as I know, its a new trend where kids wear overalls over sweaters, the hood of the sweater over the helmet and you ski around on the softest skis ever invented and apparently fucking up on something and then pretending it was done on purpose is not only encouraged but praised as "revolutionary".... along with backseat/nose heavy landings where you drag both hands as to not tip over. "nah man I didn't almost eat shit because I suck at skiing, I purposely landed like that because I'm so different and I'm progressing the sport!"

If they do land upright, they unnecessarily swing their arms to one side as if they're in the Thriller music video.

Its basically an excuse to ski like shit.
Dec 1 2017 11:57AM
18 4
profile picture
first_rodeo
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 7,764
User since November 2017....
Back in 2006 NS was everything.
Dec 1 2017 12:58PM
3 1
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,633
tbh I just want to send big fatty threes and 180 tweaked safetys like pep so im cool with the old steeze or whatever.


its just skiing brehs.
Dec 1 2017 1:27PM
6 0
profile picture
BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
skiermanAw its cute when The Bunch fanboys gets all worked up because people are calling out that shitty style.

Maybe people would stop making fun of "new wave" if you idiots stopped dressing exactly alike, learned how to stomp a landing and stopped pretending that your sloppy ass skiing and coming off the rails early is intentional. Most of the shots in those edits are absolute trash that would never make the final cut in a respectable edit.

"New wave" is not style. Its a trend that mindless gapers like you leach onto because you're insecure. A perfect example of this are some of the Hood Crew kids who dressed gangster with tall-Ts and now they wear track pants and overalls over a sweater.

Simply put, its a shitty excuse for style and you're just another trend whore who cares more about looking like someone else than actually skiing. Go play dress up in your tree fort and get the fuck outta the park with that crap.


Hammering the thumbs up button like there's no tomorrow.
Dec 1 2017 1:33PM
1 2
profile picture
duckets
Posts: 96 - Karma: -249
Bandanas used to be worn over your face, hood shit. Now they just tie their hair back with them or wrap them around their extremities like Rosie the Riveter. SAD
Dec 1 2017 1:45PM
2 6
profile picture
hi_vis360
Posts: 4617 - Karma: 45,418
ducketsBandanas used to be worn over your face, hood shit.


Real shit fam! I remember way, way back in the most glorious era of 2010 when skiers grew up in the fuckin hood and fought their way to the top of the terrain park. What happened??
Dec 1 2017 2:16PM
6 0
profile picture
duckets
Posts: 96 - Karma: -249
BASEDJAHReal shit fam! I remember way, way back in the most glorious era of 2010 when skiers grew up in the fuckin hood and fought their way to the top of the terrain park. What happened??


They don't know the trials and tribulations we been through. Back when we just wanted to do hood rat shit with our crusty friends.
Dec 1 2017 2:22PM
2 0
profile picture
Govygen_gourmet
Posts: 380 - Karma: -477
ducketsBandanas used to be worn over your face, hood shit. Now they just tie their hair back with them or wrap them around their extremities like Rosie the Riveter. SAD

Exactly what I mean FOH with that "Used to" shit all of you dont belong on NEWschoolers
Dec 1 2017 2:56PM
0 1
profile picture
duckets
Posts: 96 - Karma: -249
Govygen_gourmetExactly what I mean FOH with that "Used to" shit all of you dont belong on NEWschoolers


I mean, Im only 22, so I'd say its safe for me to still be on NS, my crust ain't that thick yet. Growing up in Midwest, you should know that the tall tees and XXL pants defined what skiing was in our area. Not that we are hung up on the past but we want to preserve the style that we grew up with. The baggy street style clothes comes from what skiing is to us and the actual experience we have. The hills in the Midwest are just glorified sled hills. We had shitty park features and hand rails in the plaza downtown, and our style reflects that. This new wave style reflects that of a hobo, no true meaning behind the "wave". No experience that had been had. Dingy sweaters and used track pants from the nearest thrift store is just a way for these new companies to make a quick buck off of shitty clothing to go along with their shitty "surf sticks". And they find half-assed skiers who will take a free pair of skis and a ham sandwich to be sponsored for their intentional sloppy landings and their hula dance arm waves. Props to them for brain washing half the industry though.
Dec 1 2017 3:35PM
3 2
profile picture
eljefe
Posts: 914 - Karma: 465
There was some version of this going on in 03-04 when Blake Nyman was skiing in sweaters and tight pants.. I even heard people say he was trying to be 'emo' .. A.Boronowski put that shit out with Bright Eyes.. Think Thank was a thing.. I mean, it all just recycles. In the same years Magoon and Bradshaw did their thing.. in hindsight it's all just so irrelevant. Skiing continues to be a good time, and how damn good are skis now compared to then!?!?
Dec 1 2017 3:51PM
8 0
profile picture
skiznuts
Posts: 462 - Karma: 783
its. fucking. skiing. holy fuck who gives a shit. in ten years it won't matter if you cringe at yourself. it'll matter if you had fun.
Dec 1 2017 5:23PM
5 0
profile picture
shredasaurus
Posts: 357 - Karma: 888
skiznutsits. fucking. skiing. holy fuck who gives a shit. in ten years it won't matter if you cringe at yourself. it'll matter if you had fun.

exactly, not a personal fan of jskis but i gotta quote em right now: ITS JUST SKIING!

so yea who gives a shit just ski as a “crusty oldschooler” or a “new waver” idgaf.
Dec 1 2017 5:35PM
1 0
profile picture
freelowda
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 1,583
ducketsThe baggy street style clothes comes from what skiing is to us and the actual experience we have.


Replace "baggy street clothes" with______ , and that quote could be used to explain any style, including stuff worn from Goodwill. Don't get hung up on it.
Dec 1 2017 6:44PM
4 1
profile picture
Govygen_gourmet
Posts: 380 - Karma: -477
shredasaurusexactly, not a personal fan of jskis but i gotta quote em right now: ITS JUST SKIING!

so yea who gives a shit just ski as a “crusty oldschooler” or a “new waver” idgaf.


BOI Get off NS already
Dec 1 2017 6:50PM
3 3
profile picture
shredasaurus
Posts: 357 - Karma: 888
Govygen_gourmetBOI Get off NS already


ur a troll ass pu$$y uve been on for a day u trash
Dec 1 2017 11:16PM
4 1
profile picture
Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,637
skiermanAw its cute when The Bunch fanboys gets all worked up because people are calling out that shitty style.

Maybe people would stop making fun of "new wave" if you idiots stopped dressing exactly alike, learned how to stomp a landing and stopped pretending that your sloppy ass skiing and coming off the rails early is intentional. Most of the shots in those edits are absolute trash that would never make the final cut in a respectable edit.

"New wave" is not style. Its a trend that mindless gapers like you leach onto because you're insecure. A perfect example of this are some of the Hood Crew kids who dressed gangster with tall-Ts and now they wear track pants and overalls over a sweater.

Simply put, its a shitty excuse for style and you're just another trend whore who cares more about looking like someone else than actually skiing. Go play dress up in your tree fort and get the fuck outta the park with that crap.


+5 respect points for skierman
Dec 2 2017 12:04PM
4 1
profile picture
Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
Newavers.com better lock down that domain name while you can.
Dec 2 2017 1:04PM
2 1
profile picture
-Dan
Posts: 7086 - Karma: 50,483
Park_RangerLol... and Tall T Dan thought he was a "real 1". Turns out Skiierman is the most woke


You're my biggest fan.
Dec 2 2017 3:34PM
0 0
profile picture
ponchodaddy
Posts: 43 - Karma: 245
Okay but who gives a shit? Who’s to say what’s real skiing or not; if you don’t like it then don’t worry about it. You can’t talk shit about someone’s style like it’s “not real skiing” then turn around and complain about the lack of creativity in comps. You wanted creativity, and you got it. Some of it’s pretty lit, some of it I could do with out but that doesn’t mean that a style I don’t like is bad skiing.

I’m onboard wherever skiing goes as long as we’re all skiing uniquely. Stop making such a big deal out of it
Dec 2 2017 3:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Lafam
Posts: 226 - Karma: 8,783
We holding back here.. To old to get involved anyways..What would we know.......

.... just a couple old guys....
Dec 2 2017 5:42PM
3 1
All times are Eastern (-4)