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Wd-40?

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Jack_Hays
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Can you use WD-40 instead of Wax on your skis?
Nov 28 2017 5:06PM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9774 - Karma: 72,202
Sure. I also prefer to drag my skis behind my car rather than on the roof or onside. Get that stone grind every time.
Nov 28 2017 5:11PM
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jellomellow
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IsitWinterYet17Sure. I also prefer to drag my skis behind my car rather than on the roof or onside. Get that stone grind every time.


I actually put the skis directly underneath the rear wheels. I get a perfect stone grind every time I go out plus I can drift every corner
Nov 28 2017 5:14PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,940
yea I put that shit in my lemonade too
Nov 28 2017 5:16PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
I put wd-40 on my dick when I wank, makes for a wild ride
Nov 28 2017 5:16PM
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-eREKTion-
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 9,268
What do you think DPS Phantom wax is made out of?
Nov 28 2017 5:42PM
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tdollo
Posts: 3733 - Karma: 17,776
inb4 goat semen
Nov 28 2017 6:03PM
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EscapeTheGape
Posts: 73 - Karma: 122
can you use glue as shampoo? sure, if you don't want a positive result...
Nov 28 2017 6:30PM
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duckets
Posts: 96 - Karma: -249
I usually just give em a good rub down with cherry chapstick
Nov 29 2017 12:00AM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6691 - Karma: 97,873
tdolloinb4 goat semen


industry standard for 2018 is llama semen, or so I hear.
Nov 29 2017 12:54AM
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CB4TSB
Posts: 428 - Karma: 1,221
Haha, obvious troll with the new account, probably doublecup or someone like that

No it wont work

But really in the warm spring/ summer Rainx does work
Nov 29 2017 3:00AM
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CB4TSB
Posts: 428 - Karma: 1,221
-eREKTion-What do you think DPS Phantom wax is made out of?


I just want to hug you
Nov 29 2017 3:06AM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6792 - Karma: 23,524
Haven't you heard of tri-flow? Try wearing it as a cologne.
Nov 29 2017 4:27PM
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Jimmy_MacElroy
Posts: 48 - Karma: 160
OP's mom usually lets me use our left over lube.

Works fine for me.
Nov 29 2017 8:38PM
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ronders_
Posts: 568 - Karma: 2,325
Sure but make sure you use brake cleaner just after you get off the hill. really thoroughly spray the skis down and let it evaporate (in the back of your car as you drive home don't worry about the fumes)
Nov 29 2017 8:55PM
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FrostyMN.
Posts: 122 - Karma: 118
Just use Frank’s Red Hot Sauce. I put that shit on everything.
Nov 30 2017 12:03AM
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Jnets
Posts: 91 - Karma: 152
Olive oil works better
Nov 30 2017 9:39AM
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Cam_p15
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This is the funniest shit i've read in a longgggg time.
Nov 30 2017 10:16AM
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JakeDalBon
Posts: 191 - Karma: 331
i just break my skis right in half. works great for sliding rails and makes carving wayy easier
Nov 30 2017 10:19AM
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Psullivan
Posts: 43 - Karma: 175
I prefer to mount my bindings on the bottom of my skis so the wax never comes off. Also never need to worry about base scratches
Nov 30 2017 3:25PM
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DMadd11883
Posts: 99 - Karma: 88
Only if they have a twin tip and a reverse camber. This way the wd-40 will stay in the bow and not come off wroks sick. Also use full tilt lineers to keep your hands warm.
Nov 30 2017 5:12PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
Blinker Fluid works great as well.
Nov 30 2017 6:25PM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9774 - Karma: 72,202
snowpocalypseBlinker Fluid works great as well.


That's true...like a dream. Just stop by your local auto parts store and ask them for some.
Nov 30 2017 9:41PM
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Psullivan
Posts: 43 - Karma: 175
Sometimes I screw 2x4s in the bases of my skis to protect the wax. Never wax again
Dec 1 2017 9:09AM
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shredasaurus
Posts: 357 - Karma: 888
i use that shit to put up my ass crack to help my shit come out

**This post was edited on Dec 1st 2017 at 9:56:59am
Dec 1 2017 9:42AM
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gorilas
Posts: 121 - Karma: 343
PB-Blaster works best
Dec 1 2017 9:57AM
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skimandan
Posts: 55 - Karma: 664
you know wd-40 is more suitable for my dirt bike and in the bedroom, moisten up your lady on an off day
Dec 1 2017 11:42AM
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Mitch_7495
Posts: 299 - Karma: 641
IsitWinterYet17Sure. I also prefer to drag my skis behind my car rather than on the roof or onside. Get that stone grind every time.

I lost it in a quiet library when I saw this lmao.

**This post was edited on Dec 1st 2017 at 11:52:08am
Dec 1 2017 11:50AM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
wd-40 is a solvent and will remove whatever wax is actually on your bases. don't be a goober.
Dec 2 2017 4:04PM
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