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DIRTYBUBBLEThere were like 8 other copycat code browns in response.
JTTremblesIt wasn't a shit I've taken, but about a month ago I walked into a bathroom stall and saw, hands down, the largest shit I have ever seen. I'm talking a kids sized football shit. There was no flushing this bad boy, and it was so stiff that an attempted flush would not faze it. It was impressive. Very comparable to that south park episode. I'm talking a trophy shit. I have many saved snapchats of this beaut.
nexopiaThis summer I didn’t poop for 9 days.
DirtYStylESome buddies set up a facebook page to post pictures of their monster dumps. Which reminds me to get that active again. Im tempted to share a few photos, but digging through that pile dosen't sound appetizing to say the least.
Related: same group of friends took on the challenge of clogging toilets. So we coined the term cinco stacking. You get five guys to take a shit in the same stall with no additives; toilet paper etc. Most places did not stand a chance to the combined might of a cinco stack. When we hit the country club restroom that was a relief hut on the course. The mf created a whirlpool that destroyed everything to bits.
BrawnTrendsFirst vaca with new girlfriend?
IsitWinterYet17That's disgusting to shit one after another. The smell....
BrewntOkay so for this you guys will need a little background for my whole life I have had a odd shitting pattern. I would say a couple years ago I would shit once a week. But now it’s about every three to five days. Last year I could feel it in my body that this shit was big and powerful. Thus I weighed my self, at 170.7 pounds after my shit I weighed 165.3 pounds. I remember this shit so vividly because I was on the toilet for a good 45 mins. It started out as a nice big log but by the end straight green liquid was coming out of my ass. I know most think I’m lying but it’s the dead truth. That shit was the dankest shit I’ve ever taken could go to that bathroom for at least an hour.
broccoliraabeHow many flushes?I needed to flush the initial log and then 3 other flushes for the liquid shit. So in total four flushes.