Random Ridiculous Shit

You grabbed a car, in your car and rolled it into the cart rack?...........
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snowpocalypseYou grabbed a car, in your car and rolled it into the cart rack?...........
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Ah fuck, it was just a cart. Fixed it. My bad. Car would be crazy. I'd apply as a stunt man after that.

Just reminded me of something. In NZ our main park was right by the top of a lift. The bowl up above funneled down right to a cat pass, 2 cat pass wide spot next to the lift.

Anyway I was raking a feature near by and somebody screamed "Boarrrrrrrrrd!!!!!!" I looked and saw it cooking down toward the people strapping in. Ran toward it, meant to jump our bamboo rope line, idk what happened but ran through it, snapped the poles and then down for the board and got a snag.

Something about catching runaway skis and boards is surprisingly satisfying.

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Was at a music festival probably close to ten years ago now. Was this big hippie festival in the woods with probably a couple thousand people, there was camping and everyone was smoking/drinking/tripping balls and it usually was a pretty chill time. One year some guy showed up crazy fucked-up on something, not sure what it was, but was running around butt-naked trying to fight people. He was punching and kicking people and just acting like a jackass, he ended up punching some chick in the face and her boyfriend did not like that.

Five minutes later a pickup truck with a cab pulls up, like six dudes jump out and grab naked angel dust guy and throw him into the back of the truck and then fly off down the road. Never heard what happened after that, I cannot imagine it ended well.

One day I was walking around Boston with my boys, j chillen, minding our own business. We were walking down a busy street with lots of little shops on it. We walk past this little store front and this cracked out hobo looking guy jumps out in front of us from the doorway and is like "This weather is too nice boys, eh!?" we were stunned and were just liked yea it is pretty nice out, so he goes "Where ya boys headed, you going to the beach!?" (its like mid march) "nah man its not that nice out!" we reply. he suddenly hops back into the door way and yells "WELL BOYS GO FIND SOME HOTTIES IN BIKINIS AND ENJOY YOUR NICE TIDDIE TUESDAY!" We walked away and never saw him again. Enjoy your tiddie tuesdays boys

pee'd in a butt hehe

So I live in the Caribbean for medical school now and there's a homeless guy named Dr. Pepper. He steals fruit from local farmers and flips it for the low, but he also keeps offering me ounces of weed for the equivalent of $40 USD.

Last winter there was "a bit" too much partying. Me and a I was seeing girl ordered a 200L inflatable swimming pool while we were drunk af. One week later some friends and I started doing coke at 2pm and continued till around 4am next day. However, I met the same girl around 1-2pm out on a nightclub and we decided to have an after party at my place. Long story short, one topless girl, one girl without panties, this random awkward dude and me blew the pool up in my bathroom. It covered the whole place and we had an awesome pool party. We were all super fucked up and it is probably the most random ridiculous shit I've ever done. Some water damage but it was worth it.

Too bad the random dude was in love with the same girl as I was seeing at that time, super awkward when he complimented her. She was not even interested in him and he got mad af when he woke up and found out that me and her were sleeping in the same bed.

Also, I haven't done coke in like 6 months. I did too much stimulants last winter and luckily I did not loose myself in that lifestyle.

Be careful all of you and do research on your drugs. Please google levamisole and you'll see what cocaine might do with you, it happened to me and my skin has not recovered yet. It was not nearly as bad as the pictures you will find however, you don't want decomposing skin on your body. ~73% of the cocaine distributed in the US contains levamisole. It sounds more dangerous than it really is but at least keep it in mind the next time.

Biking back from work on Wednesday afternoon, I saw this 18-22 year old-looking fellow outside the store, making weird 90 degree movements and seemingly searching/grabbing something in his backpack. I thought he was either a retard doing his mode or some junkie going through shit. I went by.

The next day, I pedaled by the same spot and had to do a double take:

it was that same motherfucker, in the exact same spot, doing the exact same movements, pretty much at the same exact time of day as the other day. As I walked into the store, few customers and one clerk were talking about the guy and calling the cops/medics to check what the fuck was going on. As I exited the store, the guy was gone but one of the clerks was still on the phone with "911" saying how she had no idea where the twitchy fucker had went, but was obviously causing issues with people.

I told all this to my co-workers as a random fact and happened to get a ride home from one of them and lo behold, for a 3rd day straight, this crazy/retard/random fucker was there! In the same fucking spot! Exactly! Doing the same motions of turning 90 degrees back and forth and seemingly grabbing something in his backpack.

I look forward to possibly seeing this dude again and asking what the fuck is up from a safe distance.

Mike-OBiking back from work on Wednesday afternoon, I saw this 18-22 year old-looking fellow outside the store, making weird 90 degree movements and seemingly searching/grabbing something in his backpack. I thought he was either a retard doing his mode or some junkie going through shit. I went by.

The next day, I pedaled by the same spot and had to do a double take:

it was that same motherfucker, in the exact same spot, doing the exact same movements, pretty much at the same exact time of day as the other day. As I walked into the store, few customers and one clerk were talking about the guy and calling the cops/medics to check what the fuck was going on. As I exited the store, the guy was gone but one of the clerks was still on the phone with "911" saying how she had no idea where the twitchy fucker had went, but was obviously causing issues with people.

I told all this to my co-workers as a random fact and happened to get a ride home from one of them and lo behold, for a 3rd day straight, this crazy/retard/random fucker was there! In the same fucking spot! Exactly! Doing the same motions of turning 90 degrees back and forth and seemingly grabbing something in his backpack.

I look forward to possibly seeing this dude again and asking what the fuck is up from a safe distance.

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Been asked for directions from a blind person...TWICE.... It's more difficult than it sounds.