You may have seen the video that was shared on NS Facebook page recently of Ross Imburgia doing I believe a frontflip to tomahawk in some pow. It was captioned "Ross Imburgia with the quintuple tomahawk", so I quickly left the hilarious comment "quints are ruining skiing". I was pretty proud of that one.
However, not all were amused. Some, in fact, were jealous of the sheer girth and veinyness of my comedic talents. I awoke the next morning to a FB message from a stranger, pictured below.