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Best Nonsober skiing moments
What is your best moment from either being high or drunk while skiing?
Mine would probably be the time when a friend and I went to buy food at the lodge when we were ripped and the total came to $17 and I handed the girl a dollar and told her to keep the change
taking a shit off the chair lift and trying to aim and hit skiers below me with my shit
One time I went skiing and I was not sober.
Was ok. Would recommend.
I feel liked after high school age skiing high isn't really anything, it's kind of just life. Some people smoke, some people don't but it doesn't really change anything.
The hur hur hee hee I'm high is lost.
Last season I decided to ski not sober one day, by that I mean absolutely obliterated. After some serious ingestion of the wacky tabacky the homies and I went in for lunch. I put my skis in the far left side of the racks. After eating we came out of the lodge in the right side and I completely forgot where I put my skis. I assumed they were with my friends skis, however they were not. So for the next 15 minutes or so my stoned ass is running around the ski racks looking for my skis while literally freaking out inside my head. After a while I gave up and decided to go ask guest services to give me a shout if they saw my skis. On my way back into the door on the left side of the lodge I saw my skis on a rack directly beside the door. I definitely won the prize for biggest veggie on the hill that day. Don't do drugs kids.
Smoked a little too much while hot lapping one day. Convinced myself that I could do a switch backflip. Got the flip around but I knuckled the jump and went to my face. Went to the lodge afterward to get some food. Was so high that I had to write a script on a napkin of what I was going to say to the cashier.
13 year old me got to experience smoking for the first time on the mountain and i just ended up taking a nap in the woods off a trail - need those naps
Gaper day last year, got housed with the boys, there was a hole in the side of the pondskim so by the time i got to it there was like a 5ft lip at the end. Absolutely gave'r, sent it like 20ft to flat and speared a snowboarder in a speedo
PC closing day is always a good one
sending huge 5's off cattracks into the trees with no regard for safety. finding a keg party in the woods. unending bottles of Jack. then the massive last-run park train
In preparation for the coldest day of the year at Killington last year (-40 in the morning) my friend and I started drinking at 3 AM and went out absolutely hammered at 8 with double layers of everything and were the only ones skiing at Bear until around 10, at which point we went in the lodge and fell asleep for an hour before our other friends showed up and found us passed out at one of the tables. Definitely one of the more memorable things I've done skiing, would highly recommend, although probably not on a -40 degree day as I did get some minor frostbite spots from it.
Sugarloaf, Reggae Fest, Keg stashed in the woods, 11% Barley Wine. I felt like that guy in the video, you know, when shit starts to move slow motion.
Fast forward that same weekend; drinking, high, and on acid. That was the first time I tried cork 3's. That turned into Lincoln's or some variation thereof, and somehow turned into cork 5's...
I mean hey let the good times roll
on of the last days at sunday river, i tried rodeoing off a rail. my bindings broke and so did my face
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