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Best bathroom at the hill?

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JannyDenson
Posts: 113 - Karma: 157
Whenever I have to make the dirt I never no what the best location is. Where is your go to spot at the hill?
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Dec 2 2016 10:15AM
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Mingg
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probably a bush
Dec 2 2016 10:19AM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
There's one bathroom upstairs at my resort that has a window in it with frosted glass. I like the natural lighting while I'm doing business I guess. My go to toilet lol
Dec 2 2016 10:52AM
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jaimegilfish
Posts: 384 - Karma: 278
The bathroom in the expensive restaurant upstairs is my number one go too.... they have 2 ply up there
Dec 2 2016 12:26PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
I usually make sure I won't need to do that. So usually off a trail or in the woods, a nice and hardy piss spot.
Dec 2 2016 12:37PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
Behind a tree usually. Who's got time to go into the lodge and shit when there's good skiing outside
Dec 2 2016 12:38PM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
Minggprobably a bush


robbinJAHoodThere's one bathroom upstairs at my resort that has a window in it with frosted glass. I like the natural lighting while I'm doing business I guess. My go to toilet lol


jaimegilfishThe bathroom in the expensive restaurant upstairs is my number one go too.... they have 2 ply up there


Girls don't poop though
Dec 2 2016 12:54PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,432
Why slow down if you dont have to? Charge hard all day
Dec 2 2016 12:57PM
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jaimegilfish
Posts: 384 - Karma: 278
SlushGirls don't poop though


But wee
Dec 2 2016 1:13PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6792 - Karma: 23,524
theabortionatorWhy slow down if you dont have to? Charge hard all day


It's what the astronauts use. Bathrooms are pretty much obsolete.
Dec 2 2016 1:15PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3589 - Karma: 1,065
the one at home

pooping in ski boots is my nightmare
Dec 2 2016 1:25PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,612
brotoBehind a tree usually. Who's got time to go into the lodge and shit when there's good skiing outside


This. Water/beer and almonds so you dont have to shit and can just rock a pisser right in the woods before some tasty lixx
Dec 2 2016 2:50PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,465
SlushGirls don't poop though


Oh this is a thread about shitting?
Dec 2 2016 2:54PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
So the plumbing didn't work at one of our on hill bathrooms all off season and there were a bunch of construction folks there for building our new lift. There was a massive poop stalagmite by the end of fall it was gnar.

But I stand by the fact that if a bear can shit in the woods then so can i
Dec 2 2016 2:57PM
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MIHoodlum
Posts: 245 - Karma: 256
Your girlfriends butt.
Dec 2 2016 3:03PM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
I take shits in boot packs. Cause it's hilarious.
Dec 2 2016 5:41PM
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,579
At Jay Peak before the waterpark and renovations the bathrooms at stateside were fucking gnarly. Holes in the wood stall with arrows to see dicks in the urnials.
Dec 3 2016 7:18AM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
Cheeba Hut
Dec 3 2016 7:21AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,612
Wearing bibs makes it 100x more difficult/time consuming to shit.
Dec 3 2016 8:05AM
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
Taking a shit in ski boots is the absolute worse when the toilet is lower the the cuffs of your ski boots 2/10 would not reccoment
Dec 3 2016 5:19PM
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californiagrown
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tac0.slayerTaking a shit in ski boots is the absolute worse when the toilet is lower the the cuffs of your ski boots 2/10 would not reccoment


Know how I know you've never used a squatty potty?
Dec 3 2016 8:51PM
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
californiagrownKnow how I know you've never used a squatty potty?


I have just not in ski boots
Dec 3 2016 10:41PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
I stop at a coffee shop on the way there.

At university my bathroom was in the basement of the physics building. It was a dark old basement filled with lasers and shit. But the bathroom was bright and super clean all the time. And no one else used it. I would walk across campus to use it.
Dec 4 2016 9:42AM
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grilled_steeze
Posts: 422 - Karma: 1,447
At my home mountain theres a really small bathroom in a back locker room that almost no one knows about. Always clean and never a line. Its right next to a door on the side of the lodge no one goes to so you can pretty much ski right up to it, and when you're done its almost next to one of the main lifts.
Dec 4 2016 6:14PM
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yung-sav
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i tend to get on the chair backwards and send log bombs off the chair
Dec 4 2016 7:14PM
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Birddogmurray
Posts: 239 - Karma: 300
yung-savi tend to get on the chair backwards and send log bombs off the chair


Me too
Dec 4 2016 7:14PM
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HowdahSphinx
Posts: 22 - Karma: 22
Nothing quite compares to the frantically exhilarating sensation of peeing off the chairlift while its still running.
Dec 12 2016 10:42AM
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Stinging_Roger
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,504
First stall is always the cleanest
Dec 12 2016 9:13PM
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mmccarthy81
Posts: 410 - Karma: 740
DeebieSkeebiesWearing bibs makes it 100x more difficult/time consuming to shit.


I've nearly peed on my bib so many damn times from holding off on peeing until the very last second then rushing to try to unzip the detachable bib from the pants
Dec 12 2016 11:20PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Do you just assume all lodges are laid out the same?

There is no "upstairs" or changing room at Bridger Bowl lol
Dec 12 2016 11:24PM
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GayWolf420
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mmccarthy81I've nearly peed on my bib so many damn times from holding off on peeing until the very last second then rushing to try to unzip the detachable bib from the pants


I peed a little on my new bibs this weekend :/
Dec 13 2016 2:57AM
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soulskier
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Back in my ski school days, I'd stop by the employee bathroom

Had hot water plumbed into it and it was awesome for cold days
Dec 14 2016 6:56PM
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