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The mile high club

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whiteboi
Posts: 477 - Karma: 1,228
So during a long and boring flight today I was thinking... How many people have successfully achieved the accomplishment of joining the mile high club? I've heard rumors and seen videos but I personally don't know anyone who has... Now I'm not talking about going and rubbing one out in the airplane bathroom, I'm talking about the real deal. Have you joined the club? If so I want stories
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Nov 28 2016 12:49AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
You've seen videos?

why can't people just watch normal porn these days?
Nov 28 2016 1:26AM
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whiteboi
Posts: 477 - Karma: 1,228
TingaYou've seen videos?

why can't people just watch normal porn these days?


Hey don't judge, it was on Pornhub's home page and the thought sounded interesting. You'd probably click too
Nov 28 2016 2:04AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,432
You watch porn? That's pretty fucked up. What the hell is wrong with society these days?
Nov 28 2016 2:23AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Does getting a zj count?
Nov 28 2016 6:05AM
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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -662
.Hugo.Does getting a zj count?


Bj**
Nov 28 2016 6:36AM
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.Hugo.
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beetlejuiceBj**


No, zj
Nov 28 2016 7:14AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Man, I could really go for some airhead
Nov 28 2016 7:55AM
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CaptainObvious.
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.Hugo.No, zj


He obviously can't afford one.
Nov 28 2016 10:20AM
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powderdrunkie
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I had sex in Denver once.
Nov 28 2016 2:11PM
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.Hugo.
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CaptainObvious.He obviously can't afford one.


Hey, dont steal my punchline you mother fucker
Nov 28 2016 2:18PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
I have. My wife (then girlfriend) and I were on a flight from Laguardia to Nashville and we had the whole back row to us. There wasn't anyone at all in the last three rows. Went into the bathroom midway through the flight.... Highly overrated, didn't nut.
Nov 28 2016 2:25PM
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GrapeHunter
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^^ this guys a savage, id bump his karma to the max
Nov 28 2016 4:12PM
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californiagrown
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montageskierI have. My wife (then girlfriend) and I were on a flight from Laguardia to Nashville and we had the whole back row to us. There wasn't anyone at all in the last three rows. Went into the bathroom midway through the flight.... Highly overrated, didn't nut.


Yup. Stand-up, cramped sex in a public restroom... woof.

I got some dome on a late night flight with my gf From Seattle down to Phoenix. Wasn't that cool, I'm not into exhibitionism.
Nov 28 2016 4:39PM
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bait
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The bathroom is like a 2 by 3 stall with a slanted roof and its loud as fuck I have no Idea how it could be that good.
Nov 28 2016 4:40PM
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montageskier
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californiagrownYup. Stand-up, cramped sex in a public restroom... woof.

I got some dome on a late night flight with my gf From Seattle down to Phoenix. Wasn't that cool, I'm not into exhibitionism.



I think public sex can be pretty good, but fucking in a plane bathroom isn't fun.
Nov 28 2016 5:14PM
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whiteboi
Posts: 477 - Karma: 1,228
montageskierI have. My wife (then girlfriend) and I were on a flight from Laguardia to Nashville and we had the whole back row to us. There wasn't anyone at all in the last three rows. Went into the bathroom midway through the flight.... Highly overrated, didn't nut.


Respect. Regardless of it being hype, at least you have can check that one off
Nov 28 2016 9:57PM
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TheDoughAbides
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private jets
Nov 28 2016 10:45PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4750 - Karma: -559
Those shits are small dude.


Finger blasted a girl and even got my dick sucked for a total of about 15 seconds once. All you need is a blanket and to be sitting next to each other. That was a good flight I saved a lot of money killing a duty free bottle of Grey Goose with this chick.
Nov 30 2016 12:38AM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
montageskierI have. My wife (then girlfriend) and I were on a flight from Laguardia to Nashville and we had the whole back row to us. There wasn't anyone at all in the last three rows. Went into the bathroom midway through the flight.... Highly overrated, didn't nut.


Please please tell me this was on American Airline(Eagle) within the last year. I could have been your pilot
Dec 1 2016 3:55PM
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montageskier
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7springsprodPlease please tell me this was on American Airline(Eagle) within the last year. I could have been your pilot


It was not. I know it was US Air in 2010 or 2011.
Dec 1 2016 7:54PM
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