I thought of a fun thread to make - do any of you know any fun pick-up lines you can use in the lift? Maybe actually some that works?
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El_Barto.First, what you gotta do is pull out your johnson right? So then these bitches are sitting next to you looking at your 2 inch long shriveled pathetic excuse for a cock. This is where it gets good. You take your baby dick and point it at em and with all your might you start pissing all over them. I mean like all over them. Get it on their skis for good measure.
So now you got these bitches soaked in your pee so you know that you have their attention. Now you gotta pull your pants down and shit in your hand. Once your hand has a nice turd in it you gotta eat it. Dont offer them any or they might be turned off.
Ive seen Hugo do this so many times and he always gets laid by the hunnies soaked in pee