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Jon Looks Like a Fruit Cake

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sno-man
Posts: 217 - Karma: 11
Did you see his photo that they used of him for his profile? Did you see his light blue outfit. How about his little modle boy hair cut? Is it me or does he look gay as hell out their.
Feb 1 2005 10:07PM
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neonpink
Posts: 336 - Karma: 11
I think he looked pretty hot, but I'm a girl.
Feb 1 2005 10:28PM
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salo720skier
Posts: 76 - Karma: 10
he does look rather feminine, but he was pretty fluid tonight, except for that umm one fall...
Feb 1 2005 10:30PM
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Taydawg197
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who cares what he looks like, that kid can ski. why does everyone analyze clothing more than skiing ability.
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Feb 1 2005 10:30PM
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Deviate
Posts: 273 - Karma: 240
This type of look is quite popular over in scandinavia, I admit him being quite an extreme case though.
Feb 1 2005 10:31PM
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bigbromskier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 330
i think that his run was possibly too smooth, it was weird wwtaching it cause it was almost the same trick over and over again, he wasnt really charging for some craziness or going huge thats why hes gotten bronze for as along as i can remember hes probly gotten gold before thogh 2002 maybe i dont know
Feb 1 2005 10:32PM
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450railslide
Posts: 207 - Karma: 11
before you start to go off about his style...
check out the girl friend!
who wouldn't wear that outfit for her?


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Feb 1 2005 10:34PM
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awickes
Posts: 1205 - Karma: 51
i wouldnt care about looking like any kinda of cake if i was him.
1. He is incredible at skiing
2. His Girlfriend is HOTTTTT
3. The Swedish designer pays him very well to look like a so called 'fruit cake'
-so basically you are an ass



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Feb 1 2005 10:56PM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
could you see Jon Olsson anyother way...it suits him well.









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Feb 1 2005 10:57PM
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sno-man
Posts: 217 - Karma: 11
So I'm a ass. If your girlfriend and your sponsor wanted you to dress like a fag and look like one, you would do it? Sell out. Nobody tells me what to look like.
Feb 1 2005 10:59PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
my dad walked by when i was watching slopestyle and said ''theres girls competing with the guys?'' (referring to jon)
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Feb 1 2005 11:01PM
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sno-man
Posts: 217 - Karma: 11
Exactly!!!!
Feb 1 2005 11:01PM
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jflo453
Posts: 1383 - Karma: 26
^^ ahahahhaha, i was thinking metro sexual
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Feb 1 2005 11:05PM
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Feschies
Posts: 252 - Karma: 18
I listen to my girlfriend too. But John does look kinda wierd. I think those colors are popular in switzerland though.
Feb 1 2005 11:09PM
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jflo453
Posts: 1383 - Karma: 26
i think jazz dancing is popular in baghdad, u should go there and tell them about urself
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Feb 1 2005 11:11PM
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Capurnicus
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When you ski that smooth, it just doesn't fucking matter.

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Feb 1 2005 11:14PM
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sno-man
Posts: 217 - Karma: 11
bullshit

Feb 1 2005 11:14PM
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thestylistics
Posts: 49 - Karma: 10
no way man, that shit is hot, I'd wear it if I were that good.
Feb 1 2005 11:38PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
he may have grabbed something out of his girlfriend's wardrobe today



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Feb 1 2005 11:54PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
'I think those colors are popular in switzerland though.'
hahaha
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Feb 2 2005 12:22AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
1) its JOn
2) He's from Sweeden




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Feb 2 2005 12:39AM
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Stinkey_egg
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 75
his run was super smooth! i can just watch his run all day and be amazed
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Feb 2 2005 12:47AM
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skibio5
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
dude, he's jon olsson he can wear whatever he wants
Feb 2 2005 1:29AM
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bigkstylie
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2
He's European... what do you want? Their fashion (or lack there of to us) is way different. But, I think it looks very fitting for him. If he dressed all thugged out, I don't think he could pull it off. His girlfriend is insanely hot, so he is doing something right.
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Feb 2 2005 2:12AM
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RandomHero21
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That blue jacket with the white fur costs $3500.......seriously.





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Feb 2 2005 4:38AM
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maxcox9
Posts: 254 - Karma: 10
I want to see this picture, somebody find it and post it

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Feb 2 2005 5:57AM
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high_life
Posts: 126 - Karma: 8
i don't think jon dresses after what olivia tells him to have!!

i think he could dress for himself, and he could wear anything he is still the man! and i think he is pretty cool to drop oakley...many wouldn't do that!! ok the cloths are not the best i'v seen, but they are pretty cool!!
Feb 2 2005 9:13AM
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BrianGauthier
Posts: 775 - Karma: 16
man its jon olson , he'll dress however the fuck he wants bitch




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Feb 2 2005 9:20AM
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linemaverick16
Posts: 534 - Karma: 10
i agree
Biking and skiing are fun.
Feb 2 2005 9:24AM
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linx1983
Posts: 126 - Karma: 10
post a pic of his girl goddammit
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Feb 2 2005 9:29AM
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awickes
Posts: 1205 - Karma: 51
Again Sno-man he doesn't look that gay. 2 no one tells you how to dress cause you probably suck ass at skiing



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Feb 2 2005 10:48AM
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jibskier1260
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
http://expn.go.com/expn/athleteBio?id=3779

He's trying to be funny. Take it easy.
Feb 2 2005 10:59AM
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deeznutz
Posts: 104 - Karma: 10
None of you have ever heard of J. Lindenberg before? Insanely popular Scandinavian designer...I'm sure Jon is very stoked to be sponsored by them.

Ever watch golf? Parnevik is always dressed head to toe in J. Lindenberg.



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Feb 2 2005 11:20AM
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SchweitzerSki
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i like fruitcakes
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Feb 2 2005 11:26AM
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godsDun
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dumont's wear is worster.

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Feb 2 2005 11:32AM
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sno-man
Posts: 217 - Karma: 11
To all the guys that said he can wear what ever he wants becuase he'e Jon, yur right. But I can still stay he looks like a fag if I want. THis fashion and wannbe black shit will kill our sport in the long run.
Feb 2 2005 11:45AM
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trevorwoulddoit
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Jon looks fresh.


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Feb 2 2005 2:33PM
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KingShit
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sno-man I have to disagree with you on this one, he is from Europe and if you ask me their style in general is 'faggish' so if you are going to say he looks like a fag then just include the whole Europe in it.

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Feb 2 2005 2:37PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
jons hot. id totally make out with him.

and i mean that in a purelty heterosexual way.















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Feb 2 2005 2:47PM
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twintipteles
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so don't buy his clothes, seriously, i think it looks cool, but i don't hate on peoples clothes i don't like

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Feb 2 2005 2:49PM
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Ifeinforsnow
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 37
sno-man dont hate on jon
greenfield southside worldwide cause i rep that till i fuckin die
Feb 2 2005 3:16PM
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skiicanda1
Posts: 225 - Karma: 10
JON IS HOT
Feb 2 2005 3:23PM
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Grammar_Nazi
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dude...that guy is gonna get more girls than anyone else in skiing...hes hella pimp

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Feb 2 2005 3:38PM
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sno-man
Posts: 217 - Karma: 11
I don't hate Jon. I just think he looks like a fag. Thats all. Fags are cool but they are Fags. Just callin what I see
Feb 2 2005 4:47PM
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kendrick
Posts: 787 - Karma: 25
^i think that you hate the feeling you get when you look at him. you know, gay
Feb 2 2005 4:51PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
jons hot
that jon is so hot right now!
Feb 2 2005 4:52PM
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sno-man
Posts: 217 - Karma: 11
Hey Kindrick,
I thought you are the guy that loves everyone black, white, brown, gay, straight whatever. So why are you calling me names. YOur the same as the dude you were calling a hick on the other thread. Hipocrit. You should move to Montana with the hick
Feb 2 2005 5:01PM
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kendrick
Posts: 787 - Karma: 25
whatever, guy

I didn't call you a name. I just suggested that you hated that gay feeling you get when you see jon, and you hate that you feel that way so it makes you mad a jon. capiche?
Feb 2 2005 5:08PM
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Jasmine
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i'm with the jon-is-hot coalition!!








Feb 2 2005 5:12PM
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kendrick
Posts: 787 - Karma: 25
there you go.
jon's flambouyance is helping him score with the ladies. Not that it would work for anyone else, but it works for him. You can't call say a guy looks gay when the hottest girl is right by his side.
Feb 2 2005 5:14PM
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jflo453
Posts: 1383 - Karma: 26
hes european, i honestly wouldnt be suprised if he skied with a purse
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