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Seems like a bunch of losers and nerds to me, anyone on here actually like a cool as fuck person? If you're a cool person tell me why you think you qualify as cool.
Example:
I'm cool because I wear shirts like this every day and have kissed like ten girls on the lips and got head once no joke
i drive a lifted truck and start fights with middle aged men in parking lots.
i also drink and drive and and hate rap music.
you can find me with my shirt off and a fat lip of copenhagen mint in and a confederate flag flying out the back of my 2009 chevy silveraaayyydo with a 10 inch lift and 37 inch tires my dad bought me for convincing my cousin to have an abortion.
one time I touched a grils butt and ran away. also i went to a store once and stole some mentoes and then crushed them up and rolled them in lined paper and smoked them we got so hi dude!!!!!!! also jessica let me feel her boob on the bus yesterday, and then she sat on my lap. im pretty sure that means we had secks. ware mi 7th graders att???? 💯 💯 🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨😂😂😂👍👊👊🤘🤘🤘🙌🙌🙌🙌
Dennis here thinks he knows what its like to be cool. My life would make you shit your pants. I live in a crime filled, gang run town called Bikini Bottom.Everyday I get up at 6:00, not 6:01 and not 5:59. I then begin my strenuous workout routine for about an hour After the meat burning sesh, I go down to the kitchen and carb up. Kelpo is the most premium protein supplement on the market.
If Im not working for Mr. Crabs, I participate in the most, bone ripping, nut splitting sport there is.... jellyfishing. It gets competitive. I once beat the living shit out of squid ward because he caught more than me. He learned his lesson though.
Oh, and this is my bitch, Sandy. She knows her way around nuts if you know what I mean.
Yeah we're a pretty badass bunch. Just need my drivers license. For now I'll just ride my bike
DekerzDennis here thinks he knows what its like to be cool. My life would make you shit your pants. I live in a crime filled, gang run town called Bikini Bottom.Everyday I get up at 6:00, not 6:01 and not 5:59. I then begin my strenuous workout routine for about an hour After the meat burning sesh, I go down to the kitchen and carb up. Kelpo is the most premium protein supplement on the market.
If Im not working for Mr. Crabs, I participate in the most, bone ripping, nut splitting sport there is.... jellyfishing. It gets competitive. I once beat the living shit out of squid ward because he caught more than me. He learned his lesson though.
Oh, and this is my bitch, Sandy. She knows her way around nuts if you know what I mean.
Yeah we're a pretty badass bunch. Just need my drivers license. For now I'll just ride my bike
Only the coolest cats put this much work into an NS comment.
Blindsurferhaha yes its fucked how stupidity and danger gets so many girls wet
Nah, it's just the difference between her going home with her friends and you sleeping on a couch/floor, or you being able to take her back to your place.
californiagrownNah, it's just the difference between her going home with her friends and you sleeping on a couch/floor, or you being able to take her back to your place.
bro if there is any risk at all of her going home with her friends and without you then you're not cool enough for this thread
