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Worst Skis You've Owned...

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AdamLoafer
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What is one ski you'd never like to ski on again? My least favorite was the 2011 Line Step-Up.
Aug 30 2016 7:00PM
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I only owned them for a very short period in between skis, but I recall Surface Double Times skiing with zero energy at all. Stiff as a wooden plank. Even though I never skied any of them, the older K2 park skis such as the Recoil looked extremely average as well
Aug 30 2016 7:11PM
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Dddsz
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J whipits were shit. Not poppy at all and I completely overpowered them.
Aug 30 2016 7:22PM
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bgeskior
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surface greenlifes: got them on the low, skied them twice. the edges kept getting hooked on the sidewalls, bases were slow after a half day, and they were just way to stiff for me.
got a pair of on3ps, best ski i've ever had
Aug 30 2016 8:19PM
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whiteboi
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Probably 2012 Line Masterminds, I just completely destroyed the sidewalls and top sheets and then proceeded to snap one in half while landing backseat on a 540
Aug 30 2016 9:26PM
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mitch.lukes
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K2 sights, no flex at all it was like buttering a steel bar
Aug 30 2016 9:53PM
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AdamLoafer
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bgeskiorsurface greenlifes: got them on the low, skied them twice. the edges kept getting hooked on the sidewalls, bases were slow after a half day, and they were just way to stiff for me.
got a pair of on3ps, best ski i've ever had


Which On3P's
Aug 30 2016 10:35PM
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STwoops
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Majesty Comics. a straight joke
Aug 30 2016 10:49PM
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Skier_75
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Volkl bridge
Aug 30 2016 10:57PM
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Slush
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I skied a pair of my friend's Liberties and they were stiff as a 2x4 and carved like shit
Aug 30 2016 10:58PM
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Ski_The_East.
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Nordic Ace of Speads, wayyy too stiff for twin tips as I recall
Aug 30 2016 11:42PM
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bgeskior
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JumpedUpJerrysWhich On3P's


Filthy riches
Aug 31 2016 12:35AM
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Zypher
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Line prophet 90s. Stole them from my dad after getting rid of my ar7s because he claimed that they were a fun ski to rip around on... He was wrong. I know that they are designed for all mtn use and not park but when the skis are that stiff an that directional they should be considered twin tipped race skis.
Aug 31 2016 11:49AM
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AdamLoafer
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bgeskiorFilthy riches


Liking this, keep it going! This could help people from buying shitty skis. "Friends don't let friends ride shitty skis (for too long)".

I was looking at the Filthy Riches for a symmetrical park ski that is longer than 184 (most park skis are too short for me) - but no more, thanks!
Aug 31 2016 2:11PM
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ABskier
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k2 shreditor 102. Terrible ski, but they look really cool.
Aug 31 2016 2:12PM
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ABskier
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k2 shreditor 102. Terrible ski, but they look really cool.
Aug 31 2016 2:13PM
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JumpedUpJerrysLiking this, keep it going! This could help people from buying shitty skis. "Friends don't let friends ride shitty skis (for too long)".

I was looking at the Filthy Riches for a symmetrical park ski that is longer than 184 (most park skis are too short for me) - but no more, thanks!


But he wasn't hating on FR's? Go back and read his post if you only skimmed over it the first time
Aug 31 2016 2:16PM
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AdamLoafer
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Thanks, yeah, I had read it too fast. If the FR's are ok, might have to give my buddy on the team a ring and check 'em out. At 6' tall, I just hate short park skis and non symmetrical park skis at that.
Aug 31 2016 2:50PM
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gapersarefriends
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Bubbas on anything other than blower pow. Shit scarred me for life
Aug 31 2016 7:38PM
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AdamLoafer
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Anyone here ever try the Armada ARV or Volant Spatula on hard pack? Talk about your skis wanting to go opposite directions...
Aug 31 2016 10:17PM
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gapersarefriends
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JumpedUpJerrysAnyone here ever try the Armada ARV or Volant Spatula on hard pack? Talk about your skis wanting to go opposite directions...


MY exact experience on bubbas
Sep 1 2016 12:37AM
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treebeard
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Ninthward Rory Silva from the late 2000's. Stiff as a board and ungodly heavy. But god damn I've never gone faster on a pair of skis
Sep 3 2016 12:56PM
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AdamLoafer
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treebeardNinthward Rory Silva from the late 2000's. Stiff as a board and ungodly heavy. But god damn I've never gone faster on a pair of skis


The puke/shit colored ones? I had those in a 191cm (or so) and sold 'em asap. Terrible ski. Turrible
Sep 3 2016 7:55PM
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treebeard
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JumpedUpJerrysThe puke/shit colored ones? I had those in a 191cm (or so) and sold 'em asap. Terrible ski. Turrible


These bastards:
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/612394/FS--09-ninthward-Rory-Silva-pow-skis-w--marker-14-0-bindings

i kinda miss them just for straight-lining at terrifying speeds
Sep 3 2016 7:59PM
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AdamLoafer
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I hear ya. I had a pair of Line Motherships for a while too. Heavy and plank like. I think J put metal swords in the core. They were like steering a pirate ship down a powder field.
Sep 3 2016 8:19PM
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cozyco
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Elan 1010. terrifying. float of a XC ski. its like riding a bull. core and topsheet were made of steel. heavy af.

mounting point is -100. You re skiing without tails.
http://www.skinet.com/ski/gear/elan-1010-2010



scary times
Sep 20 2016 12:55PM
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SofaKingSick
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JumpedUpJerrysAnyone here ever try the Armada ARV or Volant Spatula on hard pack? Talk about your skis wanting to go opposite directions...


haha im gonna assume you meant to say armada arG
Sep 20 2016 1:15PM
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AdamLoafer
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Titsandwich11haha im gonna assume you meant to say armada arG


Yes indeed. The arG. Cuz it made me say "arrghhh" on anything except knee deep+
Sep 20 2016 2:26PM
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SofaKingSick
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JumpedUpJerrysYes indeed. The arG. Cuz it made me say "arrghhh" on anything except knee deep+


yeah dude i bet. ive never been lucky enough to live somewhere where id even consider a straight pow ski like that
Sep 20 2016 2:37PM
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AdamLoafer
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Where u live? I grew up Maine and still had several of those days a year and then moved to Tahoe (when it used to snow a ton there).
Sep 20 2016 2:50PM
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SofaKingSick
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JumpedUpJerrysWhere u live? I grew up Maine and still had several of those days a year and then moved to Tahoe (when it used to snow a ton there).


damn you had them in maine? sick

im from the east coast, ski mostly nh and vt until i went to tahoe for two winters, but it was two low tide winters for them :/ . needless to say i still had an insane amount of fun but the deep pow days werent plentiful. im more of a charger ski guy anyway though, id only get something like an ARG if i lived in the mtns again and had 3 other pairs of skis haha
Sep 20 2016 2:59PM
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AdamLoafer
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Titsandwich11damn you had them in maine? sick

im from the east coast, ski mostly nh and vt until i went to tahoe for two winters, but it was two low tide winters for them :/ . needless to say i still had an insane amount of fun but the deep pow days werent plentiful. im more of a charger ski guy anyway though, id only get something like an ARG if i lived in the mtns again and had 3 other pairs of skis haha


I hear you. I actually bought them for the 07-08 winter season when I moved to Squaw. I now have too many skis and am consolidating. But...never getting rid of my Spatulas, Pontoons and Chopsticks.
Sep 20 2016 3:08PM
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SofaKingSick
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JumpedUpJerrysI hear you. I actually bought them for the 07-08 winter season when I moved to Squaw. I now have too many skis and am consolidating. But...never getting rid of my Spatulas, Pontoons and Chopsticks.


nice dude. yeah i missed 2011 at squaw by a year :| oops

i havent tried spatulas or pontoons but i tried a friend's chopsticks on a typical east coast day, they were fine but not really my style. here's to hoping i ""need"" some real fatties some time in my future
Sep 20 2016 3:11PM
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Session
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Armada Magic J. Too short, too much sidecut, too floppy.
Sep 21 2016 11:03AM
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OregonDead
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ZypherLine prophet 90s. Stole them from my dad after getting rid of my ar7s because he claimed that they were a fun ski to rip around on... He was wrong. I know that they are designed for all mtn use and not park but when the skis are that stiff an that directional they should be considered twin tipped race skis.


Dude your dad is right. Might not have been the right ski for your use but the old Prophet 90 is a really fun ski to rip around on. Lots of people like 'em. I've mine for years and I still hear positive comments almost every time I wear them. I even got complements from Eric Pollard himself on 2 different occasions. I'm glad they are not my only ski but I'll be stoked to ride them the next time I take them out.
Sep 21 2016 12:56PM
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fredyferl
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Surface No Time. I think they were 76 under foot and they were stiff as hell. Felt like a mogul ski.
Sep 21 2016 8:24PM
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a_burger
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surprised no one has said line afterbangs. They were pretty fun to ride, I actually had no complaints about my 166's

The 177s, those are a different story. One nose edge blew out within a few weeks, and by the end of the year they started to warp/delam and the edges are pretty much permanently railed no matter what I do. To much stress on the layers I guess from the longer length.
Sep 21 2016 10:12PM
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scratchskier321
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scott TW jib
Sep 21 2016 11:33PM
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duckets
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scratchskier321scott TW jib


stole the words from my mouth. Makes me nervous to hear about how his new skis with Line will be. So far, so good; but Scott and and TW really blew it on the punisher jibs...yeezus
Sep 22 2016 7:12PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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JumpedUpJerrysThe puke/shit colored ones? I had those in a 191cm (or so) and sold 'em asap. Terrible ski. Turrible


You mean the Nick Greener Pros? In pea-soup green? I loved that ski! It was a beast!

I didn't own that many skis I've hated. But the ones I strongly disliked were:
190 4frnt VCT - Dead submarines.
192 Elan 999 - Noodles.
189 K2 Kung Fujas - Noodles.
Ninthward THA187 - Dead. Just lifeless. Terrible mounting position.
Sep 25 2016 11:37PM
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