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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
as i prepare to head off to my first year of college, i am thinking about lots of things i need. Many nights, especially after drinking, i find myself waking up and having to piss really bad. Im always super tired and can barely get up to piss even though my toilet is 10 feet from my bed. The problem i am facing is that the dorm bathroom is pretty far and i know i will hate, even not make the walk to piss. Insert piss buket: just like a folgers can that i can pee in in the middle of the night and clean in the morning. I could even use it for ralph if need be.
Aug 19 2016 12:31PM
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.Hugo.
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What about a poop bucket?
Aug 19 2016 12:36PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Have you considered a catheter?
Aug 19 2016 12:38PM
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profa_212
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You're roomies are gunna love ya
Aug 19 2016 12:52PM
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GayWolf420
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lolwut
Aug 19 2016 2:18PM
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fries
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how about just sleep on the toilet!
Aug 20 2016 1:22AM
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Auschie
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Rig a pump to that Folgers can and pipe it to the bathroom and then you can just go through college drinking heavily in your dorm alone and then transition into being an alcoholic dropout.
Aug 20 2016 12:34PM
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arnie_grape
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the worst is living in a hostel with key cards and you go to piss at night and forget your card then you gotta wake everyone up
Aug 20 2016 1:09PM
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a_burger
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just piss out the window
Aug 20 2016 2:53PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
.Hugo.What about a poop bucket?


Too messy no one wants to clean that. Plus id look like a weirdo cleaning poop out of a bucket every morning
Aug 21 2016 1:18PM
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brend
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piss in a bottle
Aug 21 2016 1:29PM
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ascent_studios
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CHORIZOToo messy no one wants to clean that. Plus id look like a weirdo cleaning poop out of a bucket every morning


You'll look like a weirdo carrying a bucket full of piss to the bathroom every morning so whats the difference?
Aug 21 2016 6:22PM
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Mr.Sloth
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way of the road, ricky
Aug 21 2016 7:45PM
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JWillySkeez
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Window OP, fuck those who walk below your throne.
Aug 21 2016 7:52PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
ben_collinsYou'll look like a weirdo carrying a bucket full of piss to the bathroom every morning so whats the difference?


Piss is more discrete. Pour it out rinse it once ur good. Poo creates a need for more scrubbing
Aug 21 2016 11:07PM
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cornholio
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you don't at least have a sink in your dorm?
Aug 22 2016 8:08AM
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CTD
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Funnel that shit out the window. When i was in college i lived on the third floor and our bathroom was on the first, peed out the window all the time. make a funnel style urinal if needed. then your room will only mildly smell like piss instead of reak like it.
Aug 23 2016 6:01PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i had a friend in high school who actually did this but with old 2L coke bottles. yup he actually used piss jugs and it while he was living at home with a fully functional toilet right beside his room.

i stopped talking to him soon after that.
Aug 23 2016 6:50PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
.Dadi had a friend in high school who actually did this but with old 2L coke bottles. yup he actually used piss jugs and it while he was living at home with a fully functional toilet right beside his room.

i stopped talking to him soon after that.


Used to be scared of the toilet flushing so i would pee into a bowl and pour it into the sink. Idk what i was thinking as a kid because i could have just peed straight into the sink and bypasses the bowl
Aug 23 2016 7:48PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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CHORIZOUsed to be scared of the toilet flushing so i would pee into a bowl and pour it into the sink. Idk what i was thinking as a kid because i could have just peed straight into the sink and bypasses the bowl


pussy.
Aug 23 2016 7:54PM
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CHORIZO
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.Dadpussy.


At least i wasnt scared of my parents walking in on me peeing in a bowl
Aug 23 2016 10:48PM
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mcnamarskiez
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if your RA fucks with you, put your pee in a ziplock bag, freeze it, then leave it open outside of his door so it drains into his room. you can also do it with your old bong water and really make his room smell like revenge.
Aug 24 2016 12:02AM
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Turd.Ferguson
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Mr.Slothway of the road, ricky


quit leaving your piss jugs around bubbles kitty land love center
Aug 24 2016 1:14PM
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erikK
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I was in a hostel at the end of last summer on my geophysics field school and I had to take a piss at like 4am after everyone had gone to bed. The door on our room automatically locked me out and my one roommate is off banging the kitchen wench and the other is passed right out. So here I am in the hallway in my underwear trying to knock loudly enough to wake my fuckin drunk roommate up but not too loudly to wake up all my colleagues staying in rooms down the hall. No luck.
So I go downstairs to the kitchen and common room to see if there's a sick place to sleep down there, still just wandering around in me undies. No luck.
I see this baking pan in the kitchen and get this brilliant idea. I take the son of a bitch along with a bunch of knives and forks and shit and go back upstairs and slide the baking pan filled with metal cooking utensils under our door and just start rattling the cocksuckers around so that the sound would be more focused in our room instead of the hallway.
Ended up working. Drunk buddy comes and opens the door and is like what the fuck are ya doin eh. I'm just like fuck bud and walk in and hit the hay.
Next day everyone's walking by our room and there's just a bunch of silverware and pots and pans and shit scattered around the hall, most of the kids in this geophysics class have never even drank before, just so confused.
So yeah don't fuckin lock yourself out of hostel rooms to take a piss at night unless you're a fuckin genius like me or have a well equipped kitchen nearby
Aug 25 2016 3:21AM
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Peter.
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Profahoben_212You're roomies are gunna love ya


your english teacher is going to love you
Aug 26 2016 9:09PM
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profa_212
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Peter.your english teacher is going to love you


Oddly enough I'm actually a good writer lol...got over 100% in all of my English classes......but yes that sentence gave me cancer hahaha
Aug 26 2016 9:29PM
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brett_fisher
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hahahahahahah
Aug 26 2016 9:39PM
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daannnnieel
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these are the kind of ideas you just don't tell people.


any people. you hide that shit and if you get caught doing it, you don't do it often. I'd beat the shit out of my roommate if they were doing that. Out the window is one thing but just letting that shit ferment in a jar over night? Fuck that.

I can find humor in accidentally peeing on someone who was dumb enough to walk around a campus at 2-5am, I can not find humor in someone storing piss in the same room as me.
Aug 28 2016 11:29PM
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CHORIZO
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Nothing became of it. Proceed to pissing out the screen
Aug 29 2016 12:18AM
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