"Cat's do not abide by the laws of nature, Ok? You don't know shit about cats."
"Yes, my good man, I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans...raw."
"Oh get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies!"
I'm just the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world...