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If skis were women..

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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,178
So I'm laying in bed with my new skis currently...



and I'm thinking.


describe your perfect woman in a ski.
Do you women and ski desires match up? Mine sure don't.


If my woman was a ski, I'd want her to be flexible. She needs to be durable too tho. Lightweight. Not skinny like a park ski, but not fat like a pow ski. You know a nice thickness. Also I like rocker (curvy women). And i like my women shorter than me.



But for skis, I don't like too flexible, I like the stiffer side for sure. I like fatter skis. I like durable. I like light. I like rocker. And my skis are usually taller than me or the same height.

So the only thing my skis and women have in common is that I like them light and curvy.
Jul 30 2016 12:52PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,940
.lenconDo you place parts of your body in that hole?


yes my fulltilts
Apr 13 2017 9:42AM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3238 - Karma: 36,713
Revision= That girl you meet online, she seems pretty nice so ya ask her out, She never shows up and then stops talking to you for months until finally she hits you up and says you guys should hang sometimes, two months later and sill nothing.
Apr 13 2017 1:34PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,465
stinky_petedemo day...


this is such an under appreciated post right here hahahhaha
Apr 13 2017 1:41PM
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JBlend
Posts: 299 - Karma: 499
My ideal woman has a park skis waist with a powder skis tip and tail.
Apr 13 2017 3:06PM
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JWillySkeez
Posts: 424 - Karma: 1,095
.lenconThere is no equivalent in the real world..


I'd liken demo day to a giant ski orgy.
Apr 14 2017 2:28PM
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,579
100 underfoot, with full uhmw sidewall. If a girl was cap cunstruction you found ger in a dumpster
Apr 14 2017 5:01PM
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orey
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thic
Apr 15 2017 1:01PM
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Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,818
Tall, curvy but with a thin waste, flexible but you can really lay over and pound on, very reliable, good looking enough people want to steal but loyal and will be with you till death.
Apr 16 2017 9:16PM
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Jems
Posts: 7241 - Karma: 93,071
A girl who can bend far and take hardcore smashing almost every day for two seasons
Apr 16 2017 10:15PM
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