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Things you just wouldn't have believed in 2010...

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thebusiness19
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Three freeskiers would be on the cover of a Wheaties box

Someone (and not just anyone) would land a cork 7 blunt onto a grass hill

There would be a big air event in Fenway Park with multiple dubs but the winning trick would be a 540

There would be a new website that would offer a variant of S.K.A.T.E. on snow that would be the main producer of ski content for free posting videos once a week for over a year

Nosebutter triples are possible

Doubles onto rails are possible

Skiing would be on Sportcenter

Ninthward would completely vanish and reappear out of nowhere
May 2 2016 3:58PM
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NewEscuelers
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JOSS would fade away and we wouldn't get to see those infamous edits
May 2 2016 4:22PM
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cheerio
Posts: 1032 - Karma: 3,413
Slopestyle would be an Olympic event

Halo would be part of XGames
May 2 2016 4:23PM
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Julius_Steezer
Posts: 776 - Karma: 4,527
Twall wouldn't make the US Olympic squad
May 2 2016 4:37PM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 3,657
13 year olds can tripple
May 2 2016 4:59PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
Mathew mcconaughey wins an oscar
May 2 2016 4:59PM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 8908 - Karma: 57,396
good thread

i don't remember when it happened but i think it was after 2010.... when someone hit the rail gardens rails uphill, bouncing from the bottom one to the top one, i was blown away

if you suggested that move to me before i watched that edit i wouldve laughed and told you youre an idiot with their head in the clouds
May 2 2016 5:37PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
An orange billionaire with no knowledge of policy and a cheap toupee would be the Republican nominee for President.
May 2 2016 5:46PM
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,579
Dennis_Reynolds won MOTM and tom wallisch slid a long ass rail
May 2 2016 6:11PM
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MiniMeDanny
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 2,312
Stair skiing on ecstasy would be my calling in life
May 2 2016 7:46PM
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ascent_studios
Posts: 2157 - Karma: 4,578
Almost nothing would be thug
May 2 2016 8:01PM
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Fitz_
Posts: 427 - Karma: 592
Gus would come out as gay
May 2 2016 9:20PM
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s-hand
Posts: 1334 - Karma: 1,800
Wallisch didnt make the us olympic team
May 2 2016 9:23PM
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KevinKonitshek
Posts: 191 - Karma: 3,589
There would be a web series named after a un popular soft drink
May 2 2016 9:51PM
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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
ben_collinsAlmost nothing would be thug


Jake Carney makes up for it
May 2 2016 9:58PM
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Jesse_
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Dennis_ReynoldsMathew mcconaughey wins an oscar


Dicaprio actually won an Oscar.
May 2 2016 10:04PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
.CJ.13 year olds can tripple


*wobble
May 2 2016 10:12PM
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ascent_studios
Posts: 2157 - Karma: 4,578
loganschnurJake Carney makes up for it


amen
May 2 2016 10:14PM
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RudyGarmisch
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thebusiness19Ninthward would completely vanish and reappear out of nowhere


Except this had already happened once before.
May 2 2016 10:16PM
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ascent_studios
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RudyGarmischExcept this had already happened once before.


20 bucks says it happens again
May 2 2016 10:18PM
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MIHoodlum
Posts: 245 - Karma: 256
Trump would make it that far.
May 2 2016 11:14PM
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FabseM
Posts: 150 - Karma: 476
an underwear company would sponsor a skier because he lost his pants at the olympics
May 3 2016 4:35AM
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FabseM
Posts: 150 - Karma: 476
an underwear company would sponsor a skier because he lost his pants at the olympics
May 3 2016 4:37AM
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aiden516
Posts: 146 - Karma: 859
Oystein Braten throws a flip on flip off on a rail

the Zodiac Killer is running for president

WCS is ending
May 3 2016 7:59AM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
Everyone stopped hating on normal fitting pants and started swinging their arms and hips around like ballet dancers.
May 3 2016 9:06AM
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twoshanes
Posts: 263 - Karma: 745
FIS has activated Skynet and the human race is now enslaved by robots
May 3 2016 10:34AM
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MNSkiers
Posts: 1154 - Karma: 7,533
Ian Compton wouldn't be skiing :(
May 3 2016 10:43AM
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theabortionator
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I would still be on this website
May 3 2016 10:47AM
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Park_Ranger
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A group of unknown Swedish vagabonds would change the game forever
May 3 2016 10:56AM
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User1
Posts: 402 - Karma: 2,216
I'm still white
May 3 2016 12:04PM
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corona
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Fitz_Gus would come out as gay


I don't think anyone was surprised.
May 3 2016 12:33PM
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Park_Ranger
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VinnieFI don't think anyone was surprised.


I was surprised because I was under the impression that Gus slayed. Going back and watching his old interviews and stuff, it is so obvious.
May 3 2016 1:23PM
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_salty_
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That David Lesh could actually make outerwear and make money off it.
May 3 2016 1:23PM
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theabortionator
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VinnieFI don't think anyone was surprised.


I think the majority of people were surprised. Maybe not people that were close to him or really were following everything but to most people it was a big surprise. I can't say I watched a lot of his interviews or anything but I was pretty fucking surprised.
May 3 2016 1:43PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
Joss would go to the Olympics, and win.

I was a huge fan of his and felt he was in the top 5 of jump specialists. Back in 2010 I think he was still on Line and not getting any slope results outside the smaller events like Aspen open.
May 3 2016 1:51PM
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nolaan
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Park_RangerA group of unknown Swedish vagabonds would change the game forever


THIS.
May 3 2016 3:11PM
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CB4TSB
Posts: 428 - Karma: 1,221
J-Lev leaves Line and starts a new brand
May 3 2016 4:05PM
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GormanNoahSki
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An Orange Bastard would "Make Skiing Great Again"
May 3 2016 5:16PM
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.CJ.
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Orage would take a completely different route and drop the whole freeskiing scene.
May 3 2016 8:43PM
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
Quads in snowboarding
May 3 2016 9:18PM
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KevinKonitshek
Posts: 191 - Karma: 3,589
That Vail would buy Park City and The Canyons and combine them to make the worlds biggest ski resort
May 3 2016 9:33PM
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jabroni.
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that vail would buy wilmot "mountain"
May 3 2016 11:30PM
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Casey
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traverseJ-Lev leaves Line and starts a new brand


HA! Yeah you know you've arrived in the future when LINE skis got too corporate.
May 4 2016 1:12AM
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Jon_Taffer
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VinnieFI don't think anyone was surprised.


I was for 5 seconds, then I was like "oh yeah makes sense"
May 5 2016 9:58AM
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freeballer
Posts: 722 - Karma: 935
That Budweiser is still this damn tasty to me.
May 5 2016 3:47PM
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S.J.W
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Someone lands the first ever triple in a slopestyle run and doesn't even make the podium.
May 6 2016 3:33PM
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SofaKingSick
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S.J.WSomeone lands the first ever triple in a slopestyle run and doesn't even make the podium.


..jog my memory?
May 6 2016 3:47PM
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doot
Posts: 187 - Karma: 665
That I'd still be a virgin
May 7 2016 9:56AM
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